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How to make fun of someone without swearing

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8088
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i dont care how stupid or immature it is, i just got a mega phone and im going to a high school football game today. i will get kicked out if i swear and i need some help. as long as its funny and semi appropriate its cool. ex) number 22 likes the smell of his own farts. its dumb but people will laugh. help me out. thanks
Sep 23 2011 3:54PM
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Petersaurusrex
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Just pick out their best player and chant smut whenever he gets the ball.

Anything else will just be retarted and people will make fun of you and you'll be stuck with a megaphone for the whole night.
Sep 23 2011 3:57PM
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[evan]
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wow you sound really stupid and immature
Sep 23 2011 3:58PM
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8088
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ok good start but i just need little things to say
Sep 23 2011 3:58PM
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8088
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yea it is immature dude but im a senior and this is the last homegame so i just wanna dick around and have fun
Sep 23 2011 4:00PM
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Chubz.
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Will you be kicked out if you use the siren? Just before snaps, kicks, punts, etc. Just sound the siren and yell HA-HA!! if they mess up.


That'd be funny as fuck
Sep 23 2011 4:00PM
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soulskier
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my favorite has always been yelling "i respectfully disagree with your call sir" towards the refs after bad calls
Sep 23 2011 4:01PM
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8088
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haha maybe but its worth a shot, i figure they will give me at least 1 warning before they take it
Sep 23 2011 4:02PM
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vandersteeze
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I did this with a vuvuzela at a college basketball game before the 2010 world cup /hipster
Sep 23 2011 4:02PM
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iSmokeweed
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"get off your knees ref, youre blowing the game!"

"youre tactics are inferior to ours"

"we will win; meanwhile you will lose"

"consume feces and cease to live"

" (best players name) is not capable of playing very well."


Sep 23 2011 4:02PM
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8088
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thats a good one thanks
Sep 23 2011 4:02PM
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TACO-DOG.exe
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but you're 13....
Sep 23 2011 4:03PM
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Jibbin_Ur_Face
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Sep 23 2011 4:03PM
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J.M
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call them wankers

Sep 23 2011 4:03PM
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8088
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haha this is great thanks a lot guys keep it comming
Sep 23 2011 4:05PM
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nkmo.
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Just fyi, most refs will kick you out for using any sort of electronic noise making devices.
Sep 23 2011 4:06PM
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[evan]
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But I havent caught the retard yet that apparently OP has...
Sep 23 2011 4:07PM
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soulskier
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while your at it, ask the qb's girlfriend to homecoming
Sep 23 2011 4:08PM
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soulskier
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while your at it, ask the qb's girlfriend to homecoming
Sep 23 2011 4:08PM
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8088
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hahahahah thats good
Sep 23 2011 4:10PM
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SkiThe603
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just yell random stuff at them
Sep 23 2011 4:10PM
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[evan]
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i feel like your gonna get beat the fuck up
Sep 23 2011 4:11PM
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skijunkiedtm
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Do yourself a favor and pass it on to that real funny kid.
Sep 23 2011 4:11PM
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8088
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clever
Sep 23 2011 4:15PM
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rigzz
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If you have a siren on the megaphone, just use it whenever it's REALLY calm and everyone is silent. Get some friends with you that will buy one and just yell random shit at each other, or talk to your friend with it. That's what we did during Crankworx. We were in SOOOO MANY videos! haha!
Sep 23 2011 4:16PM
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8088
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hahah thanks dogg will do
Sep 23 2011 4:17PM
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Jibbin_Ur_Face
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Get everyone to chant. The ref beats his wife
Sep 23 2011 4:45PM
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jibnut
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How do you know so many swear words if you're 12...
Sep 23 2011 4:51PM
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rewand0
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Just yell, "hah, you fell for it!" Whenever you feel its needed.
Sep 23 2011 4:53PM
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Chubz.
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Well thanks for copying what i said. i dont care tho.





I fucking love the find out the name of the other team's qb's girlfriend and ask her to homecoming with the megaphone thing that'd be amazing and make sure to film it so we can see reactions. That's a mustt
Sep 23 2011 4:57PM
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malonius_funk
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go back to footlocker, ref.

or you can just yell FUCK MY COCK really loud.
Sep 23 2011 4:59PM
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AWALLRUS.
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PUT YOUR IPOD UP TO THE MEGAPHONE AND PUT ON RICK ASTLEY WHEN YOU SCORE OR SOMETHING
Sep 23 2011 4:59PM
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Algebra
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Lolcopters
Sep 23 2011 5:09PM
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Deezy
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that was actually a really good pass......... PFFFFFT

but, hand that megaphone around. everyone has that one funny thing they wanna say.
Sep 23 2011 5:22PM
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E@STCO@ST
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...well if the reff sucks, you say.."REF GET OFF YOUR KNEES YOUR BLOWING THE GAME!"
Sep 23 2011 5:42PM
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theabortionator
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Omg! LIKE THEY WILL LIKE KICK ME OUT OF THE GAME AND HELL AT ME FOR SWEARING. That would like end my like life and ome it would be so bad.




Omg please help me come up with something because instead of just not being an idiot I want to get a megaphone and keep it pg












I HOPE YOU GET ARRESTED FOR SLANDER
Sep 23 2011 5:45PM
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Deluge
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kid legit. get itt sam.
Sep 23 2011 5:47PM
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Cufe.
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DO IT
Sep 23 2011 6:11PM
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CAPITA-DEVOURS
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just do different accents and stuff
Sep 23 2011 6:28PM
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come_at_me_bro
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But you're 13... so you're argument is still irrelevant
Sep 23 2011 6:43PM
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Mr.Gaga
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pee nice
Sep 23 2011 6:46PM
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icyburr
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take a giant shit and put the mega phone to ur ass.
Sep 23 2011 9:23PM
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michelle
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Hey you Fat Astronaut! You son of a business man!
Sep 23 2011 9:31PM
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StreetsOfRage
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you're 13 which means you have no idea what is homecoming is REALLY about, nor have you ever been to a high school football game. you must think high school is like degrassi. Asking his GF to homecoming would just get him a bunch of weird looks as she denys him. but if she says YES then he might get his ass kicked. Also your megaphone better be damn loud. because football games are usually pretty loud.
Sep 23 2011 9:32PM
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J.M
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i vote this. rick roll everyone
Sep 24 2011 2:11AM
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