Afterbanging

JDUB28 · 2011-09-21 22:47:08

Hey NS, I came up with a really stupid idea today while trying to find an excuse to snap into my skis and boots: Planking, but with more steeze. I call it, "Afterbanging." What one does to afterbang, is stand in a weird place with skis and boots on, and then simply afterbang. Having gone through intense calculations, I estimate that afterbanging is 74.8% steezier and 24.9% dumber than planking. And also, lets be real: coning a nd planking are waaayyyyy to played. So the new thing=afterbanging. Heres a pic of me on top of my dog's cage: [IMG]http://img685.imageshack.us/img685/7218/screenshot20110921at735.png[/IMG] Now go newschoolers! Lose brain cells and afterbang like never before! p.s: terrible afterbang is terrible, stupid idea is stupid, and cute dog is cute.

Supergyro

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First. But pretty retarded first.

Sep 21 2011 10:48PM

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IanAvery-Leaf

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gay

Sep 21 2011 10:51PM

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Pool.

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animal cruelty right thar.

Sep 21 2011 10:56PM

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kootenayklaus

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This is gonna go no where.

Sep 21 2011 10:57PM

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KillaSteeze

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good luck with this one man

Sep 21 2011 10:58PM

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marsh.

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fake and gay

Sep 21 2011 11:07PM

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LittleFoot

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Why is that dog in your cage?

Sep 21 2011 11:19PM

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max...

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hahaha! what ever happened with that? it remember it coming back, but only for a week.

Sep 21 2011 11:19PM

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BlakeG

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the only good that could come out of this, is that it would be pretty exclusive to skiers

Sep 21 2011 11:27PM

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Why do I find this so funny while everyone hates?!

Sep 21 2011 11:29PM

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egg.

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Win?

Sep 21 2011 11:33PM

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Seconded.

Sep 21 2011 11:36PM

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No. Sorry.

Sep 22 2011 12:53AM

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Who puts a dog in there cag and then stands on top just to mock them?

Sep 22 2011 1:00AM

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DIX~

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I'm 12, and what is this?

Sep 22 2011 1:09AM

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your a fuck tard. Go die

Sep 22 2011 3:17AM

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NO

Sep 22 2011 4:16AM

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nominated as well ....

Sep 22 2011 5:09AM

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Yeah... No.

Sep 22 2011 6:27AM

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Hahahahahahaha so many laughs. i haven't laughed this hard for a while. don't be so harsh on the dewd.

Sep 22 2011 6:55AM

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anyways, back in the day, 2005 or something i did something similar, i pretended to railslide the footboard of my parents bed, long story short i fell and my edges made a huge cut in the white wood veneer, i patched it up with white corrector fluid and drew the wood grains with grey pencil, they still haven't noticed it !

BOSS !

Sep 22 2011 7:01AM

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seward

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im telling.

when i was like 17 my parents went away for two weeks. it was my first time unsupervised overnight. so obviously i had friends over. we got to drinking and smoking and the whole night went perfectly with nothing getting broken or stained until... everyones taking off, my buddy goes to give me a high five, in his drunken state missed, stumbles, and goes head first through this like decorative table thingy right at the front door and the table just fuckin explodes. im talking tiny little toothpick pieces of wood, shards if you will. it took me the next week to find all the pieces, glue, sand, glue, clamp, sand, glue, paint. perfect. it was honestly like a jigsaw puzzle to figure out where every little tiny piece went back.

11 years later my folks have still never noticed, and that table has moved to three different houses since.
i dont live with my folks anymore, but i still fuckin crack up every time i walk in the door and see that table.

Sep 22 2011 9:50AM

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Pics?

Sep 22 2011 9:57AM

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haha, sweet man !

Sep 22 2011 10:01AM

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your the boss

Sep 22 2011 2:23PM

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this

Sep 22 2011 2:24PM

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gombo8

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you do know that 74.8 + 24.9 = 99.7 and not 100??? just making sure because i cant honestly tell if this is a trolll.....no sarcastic remarks and data that doesnt make sense. hmmm a question to ponder while getting over how dumb you are

Sep 22 2011 6:10PM

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My thoughts exactly.

Sep 22 2011 6:14PM

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bahahahahahaha /implying percentages can only mean out of 100.

Sep 22 2011 6:18PM

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gombo8

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ok yes they can go higher or lower but why the hell would anything important equal 99.7% ?????any ideas??

Sep 22 2011 6:25PM

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PJS.

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lol. are you saying that you've never heard of the concept of say, a skinny man being 24% less fat than a fatter man?

Sep 22 2011 6:29PM

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the percentages are unrelated. it's like saying 40 pecent of the population likes jelly beans and 86 percent of lions are missing more than 4 teeth. they don't have to add up to 100. it's ok though. you may learn percentages in 6th grade buddy.

Sep 22 2011 7:32PM

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WTF

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