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I fucking love poptarts!!

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Mcfottley
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poptarts are the shit and anyone who doesnt like them is a meanie!
Sep 21 2011 9:16PM
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yeahno
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forever 12.
Sep 21 2011 9:17PM
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thatsdill
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I have some pop tarts in my dorm room. I'll eat them when I'm drunk so they taste decent.
Sep 21 2011 9:18PM
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CassiusClay
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Fuck celiac, I can't eat those delicious, cheap pastries.
Sep 21 2011 9:19PM
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Mcfottley
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lol
Sep 21 2011 9:19PM
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skiingblowsme
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I'm with you bro excePt for me it's no dairy wheat peanuts or treenuts.....sucks
Sep 21 2011 9:23PM
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CassiusClay
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Now I feel bad for even posting. Sorry to hear that buddy.
Sep 21 2011 9:23PM
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Christian[MN]
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Through out highschool i had a poptart every morning, Then i switched to Toaster strudle and i will never switch back.




Toaster Strudal > Poptarts
Sep 21 2011 9:23PM
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CassiusClay
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agreed....when I could eat them.
Sep 21 2011 9:24PM
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skiingblowsme
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Nah bro don't feel bad cuz then I feel bad and when I feel bad I do bad in school and cry..... It's really not tht bad but just to everyone it sucks u guys have no idea except for t pain
Sep 21 2011 9:27PM
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cct_222
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all day longggggg

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Sep 21 2011 9:32PM
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nkmo.
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Theres a time and a place for each.

Poptarts are good to throw in the toaster and go. Toaster Strudels require time and effort to cook correctly. Because they are frozen, they suffer the same dilemma Hot Pockets do. When put in the toaster they come out lava on the outside, iceberg on the inside. As a result, Strudels must undergo a hybrid microwave/toaster cooking method, thus increasing cooking times.
Sep 21 2011 9:32PM
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CassiusClay
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PLEASE DONT DO BAD IN SCHOOL! But yes, having any allergy be it wheat (gluten), dairy, peanuts, tree nuts, whatever sucks... but you get used to it. I found out about mine just after getting out of college and have been gluten-free for about 10 years now. It's not that you wouldn't love to munch into a delicious ass pop tart, its that the repercussions aren't worth it. I'd sure love it if a real doughnut company made some fucking gluten free doughnuts though. That and cheap-ass pizza dominos/pizza hut pizza(sorry rhinoballz).
Sep 21 2011 9:33PM
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a_pla5tic_bag
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and the strawberry, and blueberry ones. and these but i haven't had one in forever
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if that video doesn't work it's brown sugar by the rolling stones.

Sep 21 2011 9:33PM
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AWALLRUS.
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ME AND MY FRIEND BUY THESE WHEN WE GO ON SKI TRIPS. JUST ALWAYS SEEMED LIKE AN AFTER SKIING KIND OF TREAT.
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I NEVER EAT THEM OTHERWISE, THAT SHIT IS LIKE DIURRBEETUS FOR BREAKFAST.
Sep 21 2011 9:35PM
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TACO-DOG.exe
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plus you  get a sweet camera with a pop tart brand name so the kids are all like OMG R U SPONZORD BY POP TARTZ?!?!?!?!
Sep 21 2011 9:38PM
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Funnel
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I fucking hate Pop Tarts.
Sep 21 2011 9:44PM
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jcc03skis
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Strawberry pop tarts err day.
Sep 21 2011 9:45PM
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skiingblowsme
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Just fucking with you about the school thing and the nuts are old news I've had tht since I was born but the wheat and dairy and brand new things to me
Sep 21 2011 9:45PM
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Mcfottley
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that would be my pro pic. i know exactly what you mean!!!
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Sep 21 2011 9:46PM
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Mcfottley
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what? no? what? no? what?
this is amazing im going to the grocery store as of now. bye.
Sep 21 2011 9:47PM
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.R-Lohin
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Just finished off a box of chocolate. Storing food in my stomach now for the harsh cold winter
Sep 21 2011 9:48PM
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1337
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smores poptarts are best poptarts
Sep 21 2011 9:50PM
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Z-Juice
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YES!
Sep 21 2011 9:54PM
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Billek
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Whats a pop tart?
Sep 21 2011 9:58PM
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SkiThe603
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Frosted Strawberry and S'mores
Sep 21 2011 9:58PM
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Mcfottley
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gods gift to you!
Sep 21 2011 10:02PM
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corona
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I present to you: THE TITS-N-ASSWICH

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Sep 21 2011 10:05PM
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Mister.F
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I just ate an entire 8 box of s'mores last night...Im still not sure how I feel about that.
Oct 23 2011 4:38PM
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FBGM
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You should feel pretty bad.
Oct 23 2011 4:39PM
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AWALLRUS.
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HOW BAKED
Oct 23 2011 4:57PM
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SterlingArcher
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ROFL

Oct 23 2011 5:00PM
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LDV
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Post chowdown probably wasn't that great, but while you were munching probably tasted heavenly.
Oct 23 2011 5:05PM
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Flying~Squirrel
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Oct 23 2011 5:08PM
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SterlingArcher
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yes
Oct 23 2011 5:10PM
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Deluge
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Wild berry and pumkin pie yummmmmmm
Oct 23 2011 5:58PM
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Mister.F
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this. but i slept most of it off
Oct 23 2011 8:27PM
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Inline.
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awww yeea
Oct 23 2011 8:32PM
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snowdon
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This is the only time poptarts are a good idea
Oct 23 2011 8:37PM
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KANGAROOJACK
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their the retarded cousin of foods, toaster strudel is like pop tarts younger brother who is better at everything. kinda sad for the pop tarts really.
Oct 23 2011 8:38PM
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