Unfortunately, like so many eBay purchases it arrived broken. After filing a claim with Greyhound instead of eBay (my big mistake) I've only now 100 days later received notice that Greyhound won't be able to refund me and now eBay won't let me file a claim.
So then, how best to take it to him? I'm going to get my Credit Card to dispute the charges but would love some internet justice too.
Haaaaaalp!! Rather not take this to 4chan.