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What defines a newschooler

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bdarb207
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All of these ns callouts got me wondering, what if any traits or qualities do ns'ers share with eachother. Yeah if you see someone in a jiberish tall t odds are they have an account. But what defines every ns'er more than their clothes? There must be something that brings us all together. This site is compiled of park rats and powder hounds, scammers and dudes throwing out free skis. In post your last purchase you see anything from dress shoes to ft's. So I was just curious is there something we all have in common other than we like snow? Is ther any other way to spot a ns'er or at least one not rocking saga in public?
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grnwd
Posts: 421 - Karma: 90

swagger

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oil.
Posts: 2255 - Karma: 1,257
hookers and blow?
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baz1
Posts: 287 - Karma: -37
Maybe having an account for under a year and having over 700 posts.....
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nagelthebagel
Posts: 205 - Karma: 36
ahm,... I guess we all like skiing?
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soulskier
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no real identifying characteristics, nsers=people
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SKI.ING
Posts: 2695 - Karma: 2,536
Dark side of the Force
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ryano
Posts: 4465 - Karma: 1,535
cock and balls
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I.B
Posts: 8137 - Karma: 24,367
Well their are NSers who are acutally on NS. Then their is marsland.
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Crispy.
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Having an account for just over a year and having 1510 posts?
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Maximumsushi
Posts: 7837 - Karma: 3,354
Tall Tees
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jamodeo
Posts: 3040 - Karma: 663
How do you get to chad's from the bottom of alta.
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snwbrdmilf
Posts: 22441 - Karma: 2,814
If you've had your name changed to Fidel_Cashflow, Allahu_Snackbar or Mama_Tembu.
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B.Aussie
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They have an NS sticker on their car or helmet?
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TACO-DOG.exe
Posts: 11990 - Karma: 12,272
And full tilts
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1337
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thats admiral_snackbar to you!
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We're all unique, and special in every single way:D

But really, tall tees, full tilts, and $w@g
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B-runge
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If you use your brain to think about this, the answer is no; there is no way to determine if a random human being that you see on the street belongs to a certain website unless they have distinguishing characteristics that arent attached to their body, like clothing, but you said aside from clothes so, no.
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Powderhauser
Posts: 546 - Karma: 38
this thread has a winning potential for FAIL
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baz1
Posts: 287 - Karma: -37
Changing you're name every month, to keep the constant flow of swagger.
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Ben.
Posts: 21463 - Karma: 683
These days? I feel like not much defines a newschooler other than internet idiocy and an obsession with bright obscenely large clothing and wu-tang. Hate to be a downer, but this would have been an easy question to answer 4-5 years ago when this was a closer knit community. Now, not so much.



But we do all know how to get to Chads gap.
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1337
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another awesome one I just saw:

Brotato_chip
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ShredAZ
Posts: 1054 - Karma: 641
I heard Chad's packs dynamite in your boots.
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Piste.Off
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fucking Maximumsushi haha
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snwbrdmilf
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It was pretty entertaining hahaha
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bdarb207
Posts: 3057 - Karma: 443
Try selling something or more than one thing an see what happens to your post count. Jealous? It's cute
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bdarb207
Posts: 3057 - Karma: 443
Best answer I've seen yet.
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daskis
Posts: 1828 - Karma: 356
Really? How about worrying about how stupid the stuff YOU are posting is instead of how many posts you or other members have. People like you make this site suck sometimes.
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dresserski
Posts: 1039 - Karma: 1,727
all i can think of is to b a hater!
its like the haters ball up in the bitch
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baz1
Posts: 287 - Karma: -37
* Sometimes

Nice Add.
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[evan]
Posts: 5628 - Karma: 117
Well from my observation, most Ns'ers are primarily loners and tend to stray away from social activities outside of skiing/school.

Most Ns'ers usually will either dress very well, or very shitty. There's really no in-between here.

One common trait is natural creative ability, most Ns'ers seem to be pretty creative and have good ideas when it comes to arts.

We all also like to don most everything we can with stickers, that seems to be a pretty common trait.
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Powderhauser
Posts: 546 - Karma: 38
true to everything this guy said

and wre all creative in our artful sport of skiing
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