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RAEL
Posts: 252 - Karma: 23
My dumb ass girlfriend gave me mono she has had a fever for like two weeks and the doctor said she had it and now i have a sore throat. has anyone had mono and did it last long?

Sep 19 2011 7:35PM
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Troy.
Posts: 5070 - Karma: 12,549
Give her your cock.









In her mouth
Sep 19 2011 7:38PM
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O.RLY
Posts: 310 - Karma: 19
Tell her the only way that you can be okay with each other is by her letting you poop on her.
Sep 19 2011 7:39PM
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JaayLaay
Posts: 939 - Karma: 89
in the same boat as you man... i got strep though.. haha
Sep 19 2011 7:39PM
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skithesprings
Posts: 9086 - Karma: 1,349
balls to the rescue, along with the rest of the cock...

so what do you need?
Sep 19 2011 7:41PM
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AWALLRUS.
Posts: 5762 - Karma: 223
WELL NOW YOU CAN BE SICK TOGETHER. ROMANTIC.
Sep 19 2011 7:42PM
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sip166
Posts: 275 - Karma: 16
you and ur gf should take up a hobby together while you are both sick.  Try to learn how to deep throat ice pops....it will feel soooo good on ur throat and once you are done you and your girlfriend will have a skill that can get you out of....and i guess into.... any sticky situation
Sep 19 2011 7:42PM
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TACO-DOG.exe
Posts: 11988 - Karma: 12,261
call her a bitch, fuck her face, repeat
Sep 19 2011 7:43PM
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Crispy.
Posts: 6109 - Karma: 7,683
There's your first problem
Sep 19 2011 10:08PM
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Skittle.
Posts: 2537 - Karma: 718
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Sep 19 2011 10:09PM
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dunkaroos
Posts: 2574 - Karma: 633
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Sep 19 2011 10:10PM
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J.M
Posts: 2854 - Karma: 254
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Sep 19 2011 11:00PM
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Milksteak
Posts: 9948 - Karma: 833
Sweet name change bro.
Sep 19 2011 11:03PM
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Heinzler
Posts: 1931 - Karma: 125
genius, pure genius.
Sep 19 2011 11:18PM
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egg.
Posts: 3231 - Karma: 3,477
dude you gota think about your titles, you got me real excited for a second there
Sep 19 2011 11:21PM
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MatRich
Posts: 4789 - Karma: 1,813
JESUS CHRIST! someone re invent the karma system so his can go over 9000! that was genious!
Sep 19 2011 11:23PM
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hoodratz47
Posts: 12020 - Karma: 9,475
omg.. funny story.. i got my freinds little sister to do the deep throat trick. she was like. wow. i did not gag.. i was dying.
Sep 19 2011 11:24PM
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TTSwitchrider674
Posts: 179 - Karma: 26
u might want to add some background info for that one, or people are going to get the wrong idea haha
Sep 20 2011 12:01AM
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