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The roast of Charlie Sheen

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.R-Lohin
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Comedy central 10pm PST. How funny will this be? So much to talk about. Oh yeah its on Monday Sept 19 just an hour after the new two and a half men airs lol.
Sep 19 2011 4:13AM
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AndyBoy
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don't know why but i really liked that. he ended it off well.

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Sep 19 2011 11:43PM
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snowisfun
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That was awesome.
Sep 19 2011 11:48PM
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mr.society
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still yet to air up in BC
Sep 19 2011 11:51PM
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snowisfun
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Ya, That was fucked up.. That chick is a bitch!
Sep 19 2011 11:52PM
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MN_Nice
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This. It didn't even have joke structure to it. That was just a crude insult that was meant to kick their bruises.
Sep 19 2011 11:57PM
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TechnoPotamus
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sort of like your incessant use of periods at the end of every single sentence you type on this website for no reason other than to annoy the shit out of us all
Sep 19 2011 11:58PM
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shocker611
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im sorry but all the black jokes were HILARIOUS, and i loved how mike tyson just cracked up at all of them.
"theres too many white people in this room to understand that joke"
"thats funny because you never hear anyone say theres too few black people" - almost died
Sep 20 2011 12:10AM
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bo0b
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What was the Ryan Dunn joke? I understand doing something sort of crossing the line for a laugh, but sounds like it was too far.
Sep 20 2011 12:34AM
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shocker611
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she said something along the lines of "everyone wishes you were dead instead of your friend ryan", her standup special on CC was hilarious, but she was just outta line with that
Sep 20 2011 12:38AM
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bo0b
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What a slut, usually she's really funny and a shock comic, but everyone liked Ryan Dunn.
Sep 20 2011 12:41AM
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shocker611
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yeah I was watching jackass 3.5 today and just thinking about how happy of a guy he was, obviously didnt know him personally but I know he brought a smile to my face almost everytime he was on screen
Sep 20 2011 1:00AM
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ILLinoisance
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Not only was it not humorous at all, but who really wishes Steve-O dead? It's not like he isn't a likable guy.
Sep 20 2011 1:34AM
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TACO-DOG.exe
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I can't tell if mike Tyson is about to flip out or just has a weird laughing face.
Sep 20 2011 1:36AM
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.R-Lohin
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Yeah, joke on Dunn was so uncalled for not even funny, but that guy in the funny looking suit was fucking halarrriouss non stop laughing
Sep 20 2011 2:03AM
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Alex_G
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the whole thing was fucken racist. did you see how pissed off the fat black dude was at the end there and mike tyson yelling "THATS SOME RACIST SHIT!" black people got so pissed off at the project jokes and william shattner
Sep 20 2011 2:59AM
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Sallabillz
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haha
Sep 20 2011 3:05AM
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.R-Lohin
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I sorta feel happy for Charlie I really hopes he gets his life back on track
Sep 20 2011 3:12AM
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mr.society
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that blonde bitch shouldn't have said shit. bustin steve-o's ass like that..
Sep 20 2011 3:26AM
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ILLinoisance
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also, did anyone else think that Shatner was like 60, not 80 years old before watching this ?
Sep 20 2011 4:51AM
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hey-dude-its-me
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pretty funny but I didnt know how to feel when they were talking about him beating the shit out of women and not paying any attention to his kids and everyone was just like, "haha, oh, charlie..."
Sep 20 2011 8:08AM
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StevenR
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Yeah fuck the Dunn crack. They waited a while before making a Geraldo joke. And Ross actually made that one funny.

Tyson was awkward, he seemed really nervous but he had a few bangers. The one about Seth stealing from Homer made me laugh, and the thing about biting his own ears off.
Sep 20 2011 9:25AM
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oldirtypatstard
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he jumps into mike tysons fist trying to get a black eye. it was stupid.
Sep 20 2011 10:31AM
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oldirtypatstard
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http://www.putlocker.com/file/95F031A6608F5ED9# (wouldn't embedded, sorry)
the whole thing
Sep 20 2011 10:33AM
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mattb912
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yea, i found her funny at first, but once she made the Dunn joke I didn't find her funny at all.
Sep 20 2011 11:46AM
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shocker611
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they actually ended up redoing it and stevo actually got 2 black eyes and broke his nose
Sep 20 2011 12:09PM
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WorthDaMoney
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i dont think she said that... im pretty sure she said "i am truly sorry for the loss of ryan dunn. im sure everyone here would have rather it been me in that car". ill see if i can find a video of it though
Sep 20 2011 12:36PM
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jKutcher
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she said "would have rather it been you" talking to steve-o
Sep 20 2011 12:42PM
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WorthDaMoney
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nvm she was saying steve-o must have been thinking "why wasnt it me"
Sep 20 2011 12:42PM
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StevenR
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She said:

"You must have thought, 'it could have been me', and everyone else was thinking 'why wasn't it'"

or something to that exact effect.

Sep 20 2011 1:26PM
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StevenR
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Now that I think about it, it actually wasn't really any worse than the jokes that were made about Giraldo and Winehouse. I think it just pissed me off more because Dunn's death hit closer to home. Plus when she said it the look on Steve-O's face was pretty sad. But it actually wasn't that bad now that I've rewatched it.
Sep 20 2011 1:34PM
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.nasty
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all the other simillar jokes were of things that have been done for a while now. Ryan dunn's death is VERY recent.
Sep 20 2011 1:49PM
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Peter.
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honestly did not find it funny. all the jokes they used have been said millions of times before
Sep 20 2011 1:49PM
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oldirtypatstard
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the michael j fox joke was pretty bad... but funny nonetheless
Sep 20 2011 1:50PM
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PASKIINGSUCKS
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The ryan dunn joke wasn't even that bad. ooohhhhh cause he's dead it's off limits. whatever. Have a public life = people will talk shit. It's a roast for christ sake, I thought it was kinda funny. Steve-o is a train wreck and I'm sure she was right that many people would have rather seen it be steve o. I don't think there is any such thing as too soon with celebs and death jokes, they're dead, I doubt they care and it was their own doing. I found the michael j fox joke much more wrong, both were pretty funny though.

It was a good roast. Steve-o breaking his nose at the end made up for his first poor attempt. I'd still rather have just seen iron mike slug him in the eye though.
Sep 20 2011 2:07PM
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GreenStezz
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Sep 20 2011 2:13PM
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Dhane
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although i agree with you about the dunn joke, the fact that one of his closest friends was right there makes it poor taste. had steve-o been elsewhere, or the joke directed at someone other than him, i would have found it more humane. but blatantly directing a joke about your recently deceased friend just isnt that funny. truthfully, i didnt find any of her material funny, she was just a bitch.
Sep 20 2011 2:17PM
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shocker611
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steve-o has been clean for quite some time, I dont know how hes a "train wreck"
Sep 20 2011 2:24PM
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PASKIINGSUCKS
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Completely disagree, talking about someone not there like j fox IMO is like talking shit behind someones back. Besides the greg geraldo jokes were made amongst his friends as well. Steve-o took the job and would be delusional to not think a dunn joke was coming. I think everyone is just so bent out of shape cause the younger people in here feel closer to him in some way. It's a roast, they are all tasteless jokes, that's why it is what it is and makes it that much funnier. The point is to make the people on stage uncomfortable.
Sep 20 2011 2:24PM
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baethoven
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couldn't agree more, what a cunt.





anyone notice her facial expressions when Charlie Sheen roasted her ass? She clearly didn't realize that yes, you will indeed be humiliated in front of national television if you participate in a roast.
Sep 20 2011 2:25PM
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Dhane
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meh, agree to disagree. either way, it was said and effects me in no way what so ever.
Sep 20 2011 2:28PM
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PASKIINGSUCKS
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Sorry, you're right, he's clean now. I should have said he was a train wreck. My point was, if you'd have taken a poll in the hayday of jackass on who would die young steve-o would have been way ahead of the others.

I'm sure you've seen his older stuff. I mean he has a dvd called pcp saved my life.
Sep 20 2011 2:46PM
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orangecrush23
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Thank god mike from the jersey shore isnt there and trying to be funny when everyone else is looking at him like what the fuck is wrong with you?
Sep 20 2011 3:25PM
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-emile-
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i was thinking something like

charlie , seriously 7 gram rocks ? thats enough to kill two and a half men ..
i dont know the way he said it wasnt funny
Sep 20 2011 3:56PM
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bo0b
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But the Gita do jokes weren't aimed at his friends, they were just about that.
Sep 20 2011 5:43PM
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AWALLRUS.
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WELL THIS THREAD IS GOING DOWNHILL FAST.
Sep 20 2011 5:54PM
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snwbrdmilf
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I agree...and the joke was not directly made about Dunn. Sure it had no class, but putting yourself in that position you have to expect anything and everything. She wasn't unfunny by any means.


Leave that to Kate Walsh........oooof. That was no good.
Sep 20 2011 6:23PM
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TACO-DOG.exe
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Sep 20 2011 7:38PM
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-emile-
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golden
Sep 20 2011 8:04PM
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zzzzzzzzzzzz
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Sep 20 2011 8:18PM
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Lord.Quasimoto
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Dunn joke was bad but you had to see it coming. WHo cares, its a fucking roast nothign is off limits.
Sep 21 2011 11:11AM
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