WA regionals, I informing you now. We have an upcoming engagement.
I am in the process of aranging a marriage between two of the great regional houses. I am of course talking about the houses DOMER and STEELE. The goal of this engagement is to unite theses two in order to secure control of the pass of Stevens against the uprise of lesser names. Reacently there has been a waxing of young sophmoric tenderfoots looking to prove themselves as my pleonasm so stated. This is contemptuous! As such I am arranging the betrothal of Grant to David, and David to Grant. This event will ofcourse be happening in the imperious state of Massecussets, where such burlesque things are legal.
May their offspring posses the might of the grizzlycorn and the wisdom of Apollo!
This is also a great time to announce that the hipster known as Rowen, aka Ginko, aka Rekker, aka some name you have never heard of has recently been ordained by an arcane church you have never heard of. Anyway, the recently promoted Father Rowen has graciously agreed to preside over this event. To him we owe many thanks.
Of course the issue at hand is what a proper dowry for this great marriage ought to be. Share your thoughts. Also who is supposed to provide the dowry. Provide your thoughts on that too.
If there are any spelling or grammar or other errors in this blame my lonely intoxication and fucking iPhone.