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hoodratz47
Posts: 12021 - Karma: 9,498
how do u join?/





Jim..' hannah are u taking a dump?
Hannah'.. no, jim , girls dont poop,
Jim'... oh,,,, then why do girls have buttholes?
Hannah'.. for fucking. you silly.
Aug 16 2004 11:31AM
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Smithy
Posts: 1887 - Karma: 12
you join via MENSA.

why do people keep asking to join this cult? good god! 'i wanna be smart too!'






T'as pas d'amis. C'est con pour toi.
Aug 16 2004 11:34AM
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J.D.
Posts: 21362 - Karma: 5,143
Uh... hoodratz? You really want to join the DL? Um...I... wouldn't have thought you would.

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In a haze
A stormy haze
I’ll be around
I’ll be loving you
Always
Always

Here I am
And I’ll take my time
Here I am
And I’ll wait in line
Always
Always...
Aug 16 2004 11:36AM
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skiierman
Posts: 28699 - Karma: -5,563
I wouldn't invite him in, sure he's racist and it would be another point of view on some subjects, but I highly doubt he can contribute anything positive. Sorry just the way I feel.



----2ond in Command of DANSA-----

To Huck. v. The act of throwing oneself off of a cornice, cliff, rock, or any other thing that results in an attempt to fly.

If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.
Aug 16 2004 11:39AM
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J.D.
Posts: 21362 - Karma: 5,143
Eh... Jarrett can decide if we should send him the test.

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In a haze
A stormy haze
I’ll be around
I’ll be loving you
Always
Always

Here I am
And I’ll take my time
Here I am
And I’ll wait in line
Always
Always...
Aug 16 2004 11:40AM
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J.D.
Posts: 21362 - Karma: 5,143
Hoodratz:
''people need to get it throuht that racism is real and all of the sterotypes are reall also.. blackpeople have basket ball and style.. white people have baseball and making pie,,,, latinos... painting cars..... and food..... asians and there math and honver.. really.. who gives a fuck... i think it woudl be differant if he said. i hate when i see a nigger fuckin a white girl getting his nigger virus in her and killing her inside... then lord piot woiul be a bumbackwaterfucker''

...On second thought, nevermind.

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In a haze
A stormy haze
I’ll be around
I’ll be loving you
Always
Always

Here I am
And I’ll take my time
Here I am
And I’ll wait in line
Always
Always...
Aug 16 2004 11:41AM
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hoodratz47
Posts: 12021 - Karma: 9,498
try me out and if i suck ill leave





Jim..' hannah are u taking a dump?
Hannah'.. no, jim , girls dont poop,
Jim'... oh,,,, then why do girls have buttholes?
Hannah'.. for fucking. you silly.
Aug 16 2004 11:42AM
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hoodratz47
Posts: 12021 - Karma: 9,498
sarcasem on this site sucks cock.... really it does...... i found that thread a joke.... probabkly the least thing in life to worry aobut.. really.. unless lords a full flegd hitler youth.. i dont think it matters....





Jim..' hannah are u taking a dump?
Hannah'.. no, jim , girls dont poop,
Jim'... oh,,,, then why do girls have buttholes?
Hannah'.. for fucking. you silly.
Aug 16 2004 11:44AM
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skiierman
Posts: 28699 - Karma: -5,563
^ jesus dude, even that is too much to be taken as sarcasm. Fuckin KKK shit right there.



----2ond in Command of DANSA-----

To Huck. v. The act of throwing oneself off of a cornice, cliff, rock, or any other thing that results in an attempt to fly.

If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.
Aug 16 2004 11:47AM
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hoodratz47
Posts: 12021 - Karma: 9,498
what do i need to prove to u im not racist.. or will you just keep your mindest to just insutl me... really....





Jim..' hannah are u taking a dump?
Hannah'.. no, jim , girls dont poop,
Jim'... oh,,,, then why do girls have buttholes?
Hannah'.. for fucking. you silly.
Aug 16 2004 11:50AM
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J.D.
Posts: 21362 - Karma: 5,143
Well, it is pretty fun insutl-ing people.

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In a haze
A stormy haze
I’ll be around
I’ll be loving you
Always
Always

Here I am
And I’ll take my time
Here I am
And I’ll wait in line
Always
Always...
Aug 16 2004 11:50AM
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hoodratz47
Posts: 12021 - Karma: 9,498
oh i see..





Jim..' hannah are u taking a dump?
Hannah'.. no, jim , girls dont poop,
Jim'... oh,,,, then why do girls have buttholes?
Hannah'.. for fucking. you silly.
Aug 16 2004 11:52AM
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skiierman
Posts: 28699 - Karma: -5,563
yes, even more so when theres a legit reason to make fun of them for.



----2ond in Command of DANSA-----

To Huck. v. The act of throwing oneself off of a cornice, cliff, rock, or any other thing that results in an attempt to fly.

If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.
Aug 16 2004 11:53AM
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KingShit
Posts: 4483 - Karma: 7
Its live VIP of the NS and shit, damn you lucky fools.



-People say marijuana ruins your life, I just say I take the scenic route-
Aug 16 2004 11:54AM
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wilkesyachtingco
Posts: 4425 - Karma: 41
its really not that cool. dont worry about it.















Mercy's eyes are blue
When she places them in front of you
Nothing holds a roman candle to
The solemn warmth you feel inside
Aug 16 2004 11:55AM
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J.D.
Posts: 21362 - Karma: 5,143
^*submits 'ban anewmorning' proposition to DL*

But we're not the elite of NS. The SRMC is the elite.

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In a haze
A stormy haze
I’ll be around
I’ll be loving you
Always
Always

Here I am
And I’ll take my time
Here I am
And I’ll wait in line
Always
Always...
Aug 16 2004 11:57AM
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KingShit
Posts: 4483 - Karma: 7
I dont know man, its kind of hard to fall asleep at night knowing that I'm not part of it...



-People say marijuana ruins your life, I just say I take the scenic route-
Aug 16 2004 11:57AM
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stixonmtholly
Posts: 822 - Karma: 10
The DL is a different sort of place, not elite just peaceful and well thought out.


***Hire a teenager while they still know everything.***
Aug 16 2004 12:07PM
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skiierman
Posts: 28699 - Karma: -5,563
^ OH AND INTELLIGENT! DONT FORGET ABOUT THAT!



----2ond in Command of DANSA-----

To Huck. v. The act of throwing oneself off of a cornice, cliff, rock, or any other thing that results in an attempt to fly.

If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.
Aug 16 2004 12:14PM
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DynastarriderGP
Posts: 8258 - Karma: 214
what's the DL?



Check out the trailer to Minor Threat. It features the best skiers from all over New York State (It's under the edits/shorts section or in Huckfest900's profile)



Peter: When you go on a cruise you need to build up a base tan.
Chris: But I heard that in tanning booths you can get something called Melenoma
Peter: Don't worry son that's just fancy talk for sexified.



Member 957,647,789,468,952,001,657
Aug 16 2004 12:20PM
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skiierman
Posts: 28699 - Karma: -5,563
^ nothin, not important...



----2ond in Command of DANSA-----

To Huck. v. The act of throwing oneself off of a cornice, cliff, rock, or any other thing that results in an attempt to fly.

If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.
Aug 16 2004 12:24PM
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Ice-Is-Scary
Posts: 0 - Karma: 87
it's a cult of e-celebrities who compliment each others intellgence all day long untill their ego's are filled to the brim.


God is an American.
Aug 16 2004 12:30PM
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wilkesyachtingco
Posts: 4425 - Karma: 41
^^^^^^ not scared. the grand master is a fellow nor cal brother.















Mercy's eyes are blue
When she places them in front of you
Nothing holds a roman candle to
The solemn warmth you feel inside
Aug 16 2004 12:31PM
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mikee
Posts: 7813 - Karma: 5
Im in it, but I manily read cause yeah, I was invited before only smart people were let in plus im sleepign with the grandmaster.

-Michael Lifshitz-
Aug 16 2004 12:35PM
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Bhayter10
Posts: 942 - Karma: 8
Ghost Dragon still hasnt asked me the 2nd question yet, it's been awhile...Im getting anxious.



'If you could be the top scientist in your field, or have mad cow disease, which would you choose?' -Harry Caray
Aug 16 2004 1:21PM
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CanadianSkiGod
Posts: 2281 - Karma: 10
By the comments, I'm guessing you have to do a few intelligent posts, then you're submitted to a test, and if you pass, you're in.
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'I'm the master of low expectations.'

'I understand small business growth. I was one'

-Dubya!
Aug 16 2004 1:25PM
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rk1080
Posts: 1849 - Karma: 12
yeah i'm in the DL, no big deal though
Aug 16 2004 1:26PM
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Smithy
Posts: 1887 - Karma: 12
sorry i didnt mean to be so cynical earlier. school does that to a person, ya know.






T'as pas d'amis. C'est con pour toi.
Aug 16 2004 1:28PM
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hoodratz47
Posts: 12021 - Karma: 9,498
ok





Jim..' hannah are u taking a dump?
Hannah'.. no, jim , girls dont poop,
Jim'... oh,,,, then why do girls have buttholes?
Hannah'.. for fucking. you silly.
Aug 16 2004 1:54PM
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squeakywaffle
Posts: 1800 - Karma: 13
I got in at the last official 'recruiting'... I was a noob with 90 posts, but they gave me a chance anyway, and it's probably what's kept me coming to this site every day. Such an awesome cult.

Seems like we're trying to keep numbers down though... I would expect it's really hard to get in now, if not impossible, even for someone who could have joined easily before.
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The government can put a gun in my hands and send me to die in Iraq, but I can't buy a beer.
I fucking LOVE the USA.
Aug 16 2004 2:28PM
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skiierman
Posts: 28699 - Karma: -5,563
^ yeah I joined pretty easily. I made a comment on how the NSG threads turn into circuses or something along those lines.



----2ond in Command of DANSA-----

To Huck. v. The act of throwing oneself off of a cornice, cliff, rock, or any other thing that results in an attempt to fly.

If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.
Aug 16 2004 2:40PM
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rhcp
Posts: 2598 - Karma: 18
im not sure what i said that made me get in. I joined when it first started.
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'I am so smart, I am so smart. S-M-R-T, wait no, S-M-A-R-T!'
Aug 16 2004 2:45PM
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Swirly999
Posts: 2833 - Karma: 10
yea i got in at the very beginning too. But if you want in you just gotta make respectful and well thought out posts. Everyone in the cult makes suggestions of who they want in it and then everyone else takes a look at that person. So all you really have to so is make decent posts so that one person will notice you.


drunks go through stop signs
Stoners sit and wait for it to turn green
Aug 16 2004 2:49PM
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PocketRocketRipper
Posts: 3193 - Karma: 9
I tried to get in, but ghost dragon hasn't replied yet. I hear they stopped admitting people once they hit 100 members

*NORTHEAST CULT*

check out Stept...
Aug 16 2004 2:50PM
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Ghost
Posts: 7116 - Karma: 339
sorry if I haven't sent you any replies yet. I'm working on it. Been pretty busy. If it's been a while, you can always try sending me a friendly msg reminding me.

Eat. Sleep. Breathe. Ski.
Aug 16 2004 3:22PM
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skiierman
Posts: 28699 - Karma: -5,563
and 'friendly' being the key word. Threatening of his life will bring you no closer to the DL.



----2ond in Command of DANSA-----

To Huck. v. The act of throwing oneself off of a cornice, cliff, rock, or any other thing that results in an attempt to fly.

If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.
Aug 16 2004 3:24PM
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hoodratz47
Posts: 12021 - Karma: 9,498
i only have one real questions what with the dragons??





Jim..' hannah are u taking a dump?
Hannah'.. no, jim , girls dont poop,
Jim'... oh,,,, then why do girls have buttholes?
Hannah'.. for fucking. you silly.
Aug 16 2004 3:56PM
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Swirly999
Posts: 2833 - Karma: 10
dragons lair? thats the name of the cult hence the dragons are its symbol.


drunks go through stop signs
Stoners sit and wait for it to turn green
Aug 16 2004 4:00PM
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hoodratz47
Posts: 12021 - Karma: 9,498
oh... i thouht it mean.. 'down low. or dragon lovers.. but dragon lair it is





Jim..' hannah are u taking a dump?
Hannah'.. no, jim , girls dont poop,
Jim'... oh,,,, then why do girls have buttholes?
Hannah'.. for fucking. you silly.
Aug 16 2004 4:02PM
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J.D.
Posts: 21362 - Karma: 5,143
I love how Rk1080 claimed he was in the DL when he isn't. Seriously... what do you get out of that? E-status? Pretending you're in a cult... that's a new one on me.

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In a haze
A stormy haze
I’ll be around
I’ll be loving you
Always
Always

Here I am
And I’ll take my time
Here I am
And I’ll wait in line
Always
Always...
Aug 16 2004 5:23PM
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misterbinz
Posts: 1099 - Karma: 10
I tried getting in once, but I never got a response, I guess I'll try again. Do you have to completely change your icon thought, or just add the DL thing?

Lateralis, on his turn-ons:
'a shaved box, i dont want no fucken rain forest greeting me when i tear off those little cotton panties, id much rather have a nice gaping axe wound that is dripping with wetness while i stare at it in amazement and eat that shit like its elephant food!'
Aug 16 2004 5:42PM
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KingShit
Posts: 4483 - Karma: 7
Just buy your way in, I'm sure they will understand.



-People say marijuana ruins your life, I just say I take the scenic route-
Aug 16 2004 5:48PM
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squeakywaffle
Posts: 1800 - Karma: 13
you don't have to do anything
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The government can put a gun in my hands and send me to die in Iraq, but I can't buy a beer.
I fucking LOVE the USA.
Aug 16 2004 5:49PM
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Gdawg3
Posts: 1956 - Karma: 10
It's basically the last bastion of cool people on NS. Plus we all get a hundred dollars for winning an invitation.


We have an old saying down on the bayou....Blehhhhh!!!
Aug 16 2004 6:00PM
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CorkWormTurn
Posts: 1724 - Karma: 13
sounds like getting a gmail invite
Aug 16 2004 6:11PM
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hoodratz47
Posts: 12021 - Karma: 9,498
i wanna in....





Jim..' hannah are u taking a dump?
Hannah'.. no, jim , girls dont poop,
Jim'... oh,,,, then why do girls have buttholes?
Hannah'.. for fucking. you silly.
Aug 16 2004 7:12PM
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sim
Posts: 1399 - Karma: -6
I think Ice-is-scary needs in! Because that was definetly a quality post.


signatures are for pussies
Aug 16 2004 7:26PM
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rk1080
Posts: 1849 - Karma: 12
no J.D i have no idea what the DL is i'm just messin around, it wouldn't hurt if someone told me what it is though......
Aug 16 2004 10:52PM
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Melvs
Posts: 15174 - Karma: 480
SRMC was SOOOOOO last year.....

DL is this year.
-Pat Melvin
WBP|films


'Who's not 18 yet? What? LA LA LA LA LA LA! I can't hear you.' - Jay
Aug 16 2004 11:22PM
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Swirly999
Posts: 2833 - Karma: 10
rk1080 this is straight from the master himself.

NS Cults
Dragon's Lair

Cult Master: GhostDragon
# of Members: 100

A message from the Grand Master:
What's your Passion? What drives you? The purpose of this cult is to create
a friendly environment where people can openly discuss and debate issues intelligently.
Share your insights and philosophy.


drunks go through stop signs
Stoners sit and wait for it to turn green
Aug 16 2004 11:26PM
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ViperSki
Posts: 1049 - Karma: 35
basically if there was a pyramid of social class in NS, we would be the people at the very top

Nah i just made that up

But seriously, we're really cool


Never shall innocent blood be shed, yet the blood of the wicked shall flow like a river. The Three shall spread their blackened wings and be the vengeful striking hammer of God.

Aug 17 2004 1:06AM
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