Scenario 1: I was at a 300+ person university house party in a bath robe, yes a bath robe. I was chillin with these bros I just met and some chick comes up to me, I had, and still have no idea who she was. Asked me if im the guy that did the flat 7 screamin semen, and i was thinkin WTF, answered yea, and i was too blown away to pee in her butt.
Scenario 2: Before I start this story, I live in Kelowna BC with 3 random roomates and one has a girlfriend. My buddy (Montey, age 22) from home, an hour south of where im currently living. Said he was gonna come to Kelowna to see some chick he met at school the previous year, and that we should meet up. I get out of class early mustve been a tuesday or thursday and i get home at like noon. My best friend coincidentally was in town (Stu, age 19), and wanted to hang out. I said sure come by, he rang the doorbell. All I hear from the room is WHAT THE FUCK IS STU DOING HERE?!?!? JOEY SPENCER LIVES HERE?!?!?? now when I got home from school there was a bunch of peeps in my kitchen I just kinda walked passed to my room. Let alone Montey was there the whole time, and for those of you that don't know. Kelowna's Population is around 100,000 I'm pretty sure and out of these 100,000 people?!?!??!? he came to see my roomates girlfriend. I WAS LIKE WTF!!!!!!
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