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Sallabillz
Posts: 1289 - Karma: 762

yo so im going to a party called beer fest tonight and everyone has to wear like a beer branded shirt or like beer themed

so instead of just buying a beer shirt what should i do newschoolers?

Sep 16 2011 5:37PM
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Cufe.
Posts: 1950 - Karma: 262
put your dick in a beer bottle. no shirt no pants. just be boss.
Sep 16 2011 5:39PM
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SketchyMike
Posts: 539 - Karma: 71
kill her family.
Sep 16 2011 5:39PM
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Dan-Man
Posts: 7488 - Karma: 3,621

I would spend all the money you were planning on spending on this gay party on booz.

then get wasted at home with you boy'z. sounds like a gay party anyway.

Sep 16 2011 5:40PM
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Christian[MN]
Posts: 759 - Karma: 363
drink real man beer, mikes hard lemonade
Sep 16 2011 5:41PM
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Sallabillz
Posts: 1289 - Karma: 762

well my boy'z are going there and we already have enough beer to be satisfied with, and i dont necessarily want to spend my money on a beer shirt for a gay beer fest party, so i thought you guys would have creative ideas at low or nothing cost

Sep 16 2011 5:43PM
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thebeesknees
Posts: 3660 - Karma: 160
just take a white tshirt and write "beer shirt" on it with a black sharpie...boom free beer shirt!!
Sep 16 2011 5:45PM
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AWALLRUS.
Posts: 5762 - Karma: 223
NOBODY LIKES YOU.

MY AUNT GAVE ME A BUDWEISER SHIRT WITH LIKE AN EAGLE ON IT OR SOMETHING. ITS LIKE SMALL, LIKE A MEDIUM OR SOMETHING

ILL SELL IT TO YOU FOR $5
Sep 16 2011 5:47PM
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Broken_Rides
Posts: 334 - Karma: 224

Go to the beer store, look for a two-four that says free T-shirt inside. Problem solved.

Sep 16 2011 6:07PM
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jibnut
Posts: 3038 - Karma: 304
Make a beer can necklace.
Tape a beer can(empty) to your shirt. And then, if you want, write the beer name on the back of the shirt...kind-of like a 9 year old would. Girls would love it, trust me.
Sep 16 2011 6:15PM
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PopsicleStand
Posts: 6890 - Karma: 147
tape a 30 rack box around your torso
Sep 16 2011 6:17PM
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AWALLRUS.
Posts: 5762 - Karma: 223
GET A BUNCH OF OLD CARDBOARD FROM BEER CASES AND MAKE A ROBOT COSTUME
Sep 16 2011 6:21PM
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RubberSoul
Posts: 11249 - Karma: 14,642
came in here to post that, howd it take til now for that to come? easy decision
Sep 16 2011 6:41PM
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yuck
Posts: 8384 - Karma: 2,090
just cut one side off of a box and tape it to you shirt.
Sep 16 2011 6:58PM
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BROSEIDON
Posts: 3702 - Karma: 1,495
just put a 30 box on your head? or dick if you can support it? fucker im going to a tight and bright party and im not asking newschoolerd pussy
Sep 16 2011 6:59PM
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General_Ripper
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just bring a rack of stones and dress like a hill billy
Sep 16 2011 7:06PM
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emilyiscool
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do it
Sep 16 2011 7:33PM
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colleenator
Posts: 885 - Karma: 60
LOL this but if you decide its not enough, go shirtless and put body paint of your favourite beer brand. your welcome.
Sep 16 2011 7:38PM
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