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Broken "Bro Code"

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*Bird
Posts: 1895 - Karma: 316
So a former friend of mine accused me of breaking the "Bro Code" because he believed some bitch when she said I told her he had feelings for her. I tried to explain to him 1,000 times this is not what i said, but he just wouldnt listen, so now he doesnt talk to me.
So then today my friend tells the tool about some dirty shit about another girl and tells him to keep it on the DL. And what does he do, he goes and tells the bitch...Technically this self proclaimed bro is a bit of a hypocrit and we need some good way to get him back. HOOK IT UP FAT! INB4 COOL STORY BRO

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Sep 15 2011 10:49PM
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CassiusClay
Posts: 1757 - Karma: 2
Cool story bro? Put dynamite in his ski boots, that'll get the message across.
Sep 15 2011 10:52PM
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Culla
Posts: 323 - Karma: 57
Cool story br... shit.
Sep 15 2011 10:52PM
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Cufe.
Posts: 1950 - Karma: 262
kick him in the balls. then while he is on the ground sharpie I
Sep 15 2011 10:53PM
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J.M
Posts: 2854 - Karma: 254

does he happen to have a pool???

Sep 15 2011 10:55PM
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MN_Nice
Posts: 3824 - Karma: 56
Sounds like a waste of my time. I'm gonna get some oreos.
Sep 15 2011 10:55PM
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*Bird
Posts: 1895 - Karma: 316
lives on a lake...
Sep 15 2011 10:55PM
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borealridah
Posts: 259 - Karma: 86
i like your post
Sep 15 2011 10:56PM
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J.M
Posts: 2854 - Karma: 254

put a mattress in his.............

lake?

Sep 15 2011 10:57PM
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dat_ski_dude
Posts: 554 - Karma: 15
create fake craigslist/ebay listing with an awsome item at a stupid low price using his name and cell phone number. watch him get 1000 phone calls a day
Sep 15 2011 11:00PM
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borealridah
Posts: 259 - Karma: 86
poop in his sock
Sep 15 2011 11:01PM
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*Bird
Posts: 1895 - Karma: 316
ooo thats a good one
Sep 15 2011 11:02PM
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J.M
Posts: 2854 - Karma: 254

YES that'd be super funny. craigslist is your best bet. do something like an iphone or a bicycle, maybe a car. something everyone wants/needs

hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Sep 15 2011 11:03PM
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ski@jaypeak2
Posts: 2802 - Karma: 429
or tickets to an upcoming concert in your area for free!!

one time my friend put my number on CL and said i had free puppies. it sucked
Sep 15 2011 11:26PM
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uosdwiSrjewoH
Posts: 4220 - Karma: 122
i don't understand girls and about half of guys' taste for drama. why do you give about fuck about any of this shit?
Sep 15 2011 11:27PM
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M.Tipsey
Posts: 396 - Karma: 13
Any guy that gives a friend the silent treatment is a bitch. We are not girls, we are men. Especially over some girl.
Sep 15 2011 11:28PM
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LAME.
Posts: 5795 - Karma: 2,449
You want to get back at him? are you 12?
Sep 15 2011 11:33PM
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steezenskis
Posts: 1044 - Karma: 31
that was gay. but thanks for sharing.
Sep 15 2011 11:35PM
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Jamestown
Posts: 4002 - Karma: 51
You just broke the bro code by putting the words 'feelings' and 'girl' in the same sentence.
Sep 15 2011 11:37PM
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SkiThe603
Posts: 5376 - Karma: 498
Kill his parents and put them in chili.
Sep 15 2011 11:38PM
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SkiThe603
Posts: 5376 - Karma: 498
Kill his parents and put them in chili.
Sep 15 2011 11:38PM
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emilyiscool
Posts: 1628 - Karma: 60
screw upcoming concert. put his name in the men seeking men section under the screen name Bestheadin(insert your city)
Sep 15 2011 11:40PM
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412.
Posts: 1050 - Karma: 247
ok eric ok .
Sep 15 2011 11:41PM
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Bar_Down
Posts: 5896 - Karma: 395
i remember when i was in 10th grade
Sep 15 2011 11:59PM
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GayWolf420
Posts: 37397 - Karma: 120,244
Cool?
Sep 16 2011 12:00AM
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J.M
Posts: 2854 - Karma: 254
i like the way you think
Sep 16 2011 12:01AM
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CassiusClay
Posts: 1757 - Karma: 2
do this, then mention he ground his peewee in a blender and the only open runs are on the backside.
Sep 16 2011 12:02AM
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-ROY-
Posts: 3633 - Karma: 1,503
k
Sep 16 2011 12:02AM
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Inline.
Posts: 4424 - Karma: 432
Pee in his...shit. Cool story br....shit. Nothing works
Sep 16 2011 12:06AM
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thatsdill
Posts: 107 - Karma: 73
Take his cell phone, switch the sluttiest girl in his phone book's number with his mothers. Let the rest unravel as it will.
Sep 16 2011 12:32AM
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DIX~
Posts: 4695 - Karma: 6,502
Stick a chainsaw down his throat
Sep 16 2011 12:49AM
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iSmokeweed
Posts: 4793 - Karma: 1,370
pee in his butt.
Sep 16 2011 1:14AM
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baz1
Posts: 287 - Karma: -37
Have sex with his mum. normally does the trick.
Sep 16 2011 1:18AM
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icyburr
Posts: 455 - Karma: 1,576
this, but first rape his whole family then pull out all they're teeth and sick knifes through their upper mouths and make him watch.
Sep 16 2011 1:34AM
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MothaHucker
Posts: 4678 - Karma: 2,591
this
Sep 16 2011 1:38AM
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KEVTRON
Posts: 3545 - Karma: 1,222
put Nair in water balloons, hit him with them, then watch his hair melt off his head.
Sep 16 2011 8:03AM
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feihlination
Posts: 8356 - Karma: 1,084
chili his kill and parent his put
Sep 16 2011 8:18AM
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Broken_Rides
Posts: 334 - Karma: 224

Tell him you were the 1 out of line, then give him a dime bag laced with roofies as a peace offering.

Whether you rape his sorry ass or not, totally your call.

Sep 16 2011 8:34AM
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J.Quest
Posts: 149 - Karma: 20
Do This...put his number up there and say to contact for free lab puppies! hilarity will come of this
Sep 16 2011 8:43AM
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Huck_Norris
Posts: 11487 - Karma: 18,627

I'd put out a Craigslist ad for him in the MEN searching for MEN section and tie his facebook acct/AIM/email/Phone number to it.  He will be eyeballs deep in dick for weeks and have no idea why all these homos are blowing him up every way possible.   

Be sure to include clues about him being a loudmouthed hypocrite sack-tickler in the ad in case he finds it. 

Sep 16 2011 8:51AM
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Supergyro
Posts: 797 - Karma: 36
Or channeling Southpark last night, you could put the pubes of every person in town into his chilli.
Sep 16 2011 9:02AM
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.Hugo.
Posts: 17360 - Karma: 28,485
Ummmmmm. Holy shit kid, the fuck is wrong with you?
Sep 16 2011 10:08AM
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Joebin
Posts: 1664 - Karma: 867
Order pizzas and send them to his house! Original and clever!
Sep 16 2011 10:32AM
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Charlie_Kelly
Posts: 11954 - Karma: 12,298
Fuck his mom.
Sep 16 2011 10:42AM
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zues
Posts: 6434 - Karma: -5,330
problem has been solved
Sep 16 2011 10:48AM
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zues
Posts: 6434 - Karma: -5,330
problem has been solved
Sep 16 2011 10:48AM
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moms_favorite
Posts: 282 - Karma: 72
lol i lost.
Sep 16 2011 10:49AM
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CliffyByro
Posts: 5678 - Karma: 3,903
ummm.....
Sep 16 2011 10:56AM
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123+ski
Posts: 2832 - Karma: 581
i dont think he would deserve this, but i've read somewhere that people put ads in the personals section saying to just show up and other things like that
Sep 16 2011 11:12AM
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charmander
Posts: 10636 - Karma: 370
JESUS CHRIST THIS!
Sep 16 2011 11:41AM
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J.M
Posts: 2854 - Karma: 254
did you do anything to him yet?
Sep 17 2011 1:27AM
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