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I've realized the secret to being better at skiing.

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Rockhound
Posts: 3432 - Karma: 851
just go faster than everyone else.

proof:
Shea flynn


Sep 13 2011 3:51AM
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daveNZ
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I only watched the 2nd one, the kids not bad but breaking that bottle was pretty rats/unnecessary.
Sep 13 2011 5:11AM
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Pow.yuHdig*
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youre dumb
Sep 13 2011 8:43AM
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kingskier
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watch out b dog and henrik! shea's 50s are crazy good.
Sep 13 2011 12:17PM
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jason...
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speed = confidence. if you can do your tricks fast you're probably quite confident in them, if you're confident in your tricks you're going to land them.
Sep 13 2011 12:21PM
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403MEDIA
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bang on my friend
Sep 13 2011 12:50PM
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stupendous-man
Posts: 8637 - Karma: 13,293
threads for when im not at school
Sep 13 2011 1:47PM
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PON3
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Im sure if I went fast at my park I would land flat on everything because all the features are so small :(
Sep 13 2011 1:54PM
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DripDrop
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Tranny's for pussies. It's all about landing flat.
Sep 13 2011 2:12PM
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RubberSoul
Posts: 11249 - Karma: 14,642
skiing is about speed. hot, nasty, badass speed. -eleanor roosevelt
Sep 13 2011 2:28PM
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asian_andy
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The actual secret to being a good skier==Don't be a fuckin pussy amd grow balls
Sep 13 2011 2:39PM
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.Hugo.
Posts: 17360 - Karma: 28,488
and it takes balls to go fast
Sep 13 2011 2:40PM
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tuna.
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Sep 13 2011 2:47PM
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loganimlach
Posts: 5132 - Karma: 14,054
too bad they don't have spell check.
Sep 13 2011 2:53PM
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tuna.
Posts: 2627 - Karma: 111
damnit.
Sep 13 2011 2:57PM
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TheGnarwhal
Posts: 871 - Karma: 49
wear triple xl clothes?
Sep 13 2011 3:08PM
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Fucktown
Posts: 474 - Karma: 22
That's right. No confident person has ever fallen on skis before. Ever.

Sep 13 2011 3:19PM
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Rockhound
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That's right. Tanner was just lacking confidace, that's why he packed dynamite into his boots
Sep 13 2011 4:18PM
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jason...
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Fuck it, I'm not even gonna explain this one. If you don't get it you are some kind of stupid
Sep 13 2011 5:01PM
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yojimbo
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no the key to being a good skiier is to fall all the time. Like pretty much every other time you hit something you need to fall.
Sep 13 2011 5:06PM
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.Hugo.
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falling=progression
Sep 13 2011 5:16PM
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robert77
Posts: 361 - Karma: 235
hhaha this thread is filled with funny
Sep 13 2011 5:43PM
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HamFaceGirl
Posts: 5242 - Karma: 2,676
Just go so fast you jump over all the features, and look cool as shown above
Sep 13 2011 6:02PM
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Z.J.H.
Posts: 842 - Karma: 1,541
You're right!...What was he thinking...
Sep 13 2011 6:05PM
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BIGben*
Posts: 1942 - Karma: 8
How... If youre name... So motherfucking awesome?
Sep 13 2011 6:08PM
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jamodeo
Posts: 3040 - Karma: 663
it's called the thug zone for a reason, i dont know the reason but you have to go fast to get there
Sep 13 2011 11:29PM
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SkiThe603
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no, cause Simon dumont tried that, and everyone knows how that ended.
Sep 13 2011 11:38PM
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Mr.Gaga
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He was overconfident.
Sep 14 2011 12:57AM
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Radio
Posts: 946 - Karma: 12
yup. thats going to be my senior quote.
Sep 14 2011 1:18AM
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maxwell666
Posts: 554 - Karma: 20
your*
Sep 14 2011 1:39AM
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Jaimee.
Posts: 846 - Karma: 87
I cannot stop laughing; that was brilliant.
Sep 14 2011 2:16AM
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daveNZ
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1. It isn't the best idea to call someone dumb without using proper grammar.
2. Some poor cunt has to clean that shit up.
Sep 14 2011 4:53AM
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SFBv420.0
Posts: 2539 - Karma: 3,124

damn you is one fuckin dumbs n00bs

"the secret of life is enjoying the passing of time"- James Taylor

why should skiing be any different

and I can only imagine what a great time carly simons lips on your slong would be

Skiing is my life

Sep 14 2011 8:09AM
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daveNZ
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what on earth does that have to do with some kids smashing a bottle needlessly on a sign
Sep 14 2011 9:02PM
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BmoChop
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thats one for the sig.
Sep 14 2011 9:51PM
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loganimlach
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i wish i could follow where your brain is traveling when you think.

you are just straight up on another level.
Sep 14 2011 9:53PM
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84891jnf92048
Posts: 11552 - Karma: 2,550
Skiing park fast is so much fun, plus it looks really fucking cool.

Everybody is like, what the fuck is this fucker doing carrying so much speed into this? And then you blast off of it into fucking space and they're like, oh, fuck yeah.
Sep 14 2011 10:21PM
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SkiGoldPeak
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That was tits.   I thought the bottle break was pretty neat

Sep 14 2011 10:42PM
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jca
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i go fucking fast.
Sep 14 2011 10:45PM
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p-fo
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Change your name to Shea Flynn. Apparently doing cool shit becomes easy.
Sep 15 2011 12:33AM
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Flying~Squirrel
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-confidence = +explosives
Sep 15 2011 12:37AM
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johnnypsunami
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I lol'd
Sep 15 2011 9:59AM
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griz_lee
Posts: 483 - Karma: 647
fuck bitches
slap tranny.
Sep 15 2011 11:24AM
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Newschooleri.
Posts: 396 - Karma: 554
Threads
Sep 15 2011 12:01PM
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CKpolicy
Posts: 2587 - Karma: 2,463
dont you put that evil on me ricky bobby.
Sep 15 2011 5:12PM
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Rockhound
Posts: 3432 - Karma: 851
ahmet knows best
Sep 17 2011 1:05AM
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Dan-Man
Posts: 7488 - Karma: 3,622

that was fucking tight!!!  mad skillz

and breaking bottles and ripping bongs is completely necessary.  unless you are just a pussy bitch.

keep that shit up!

Sep 17 2011 9:17AM
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dispatchQ_main
Posts: 2619 - Karma: 629
Whenever i try skiing aggresivley fast like that, i get major shinbang. Any tips?
Sep 17 2011 11:01AM
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DripDrop
Posts: 128 - Karma: 29
1. take ib profien
2. pull skirt out of vagina.
3. go fast
4. ??
5. Profit
Sep 20 2011 7:54PM
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