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This is amazing. Just... Wow.

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trevorwoulddoit
Posts: 6153 - Karma: 199
You have to see this.
These guys are making Republican Ketchup:

W Ketchup

'A Tough Choice

Choose Heinz and you're supporting Teresa Heinz and her liberal causes, such as Kerry for President.

Choose W Ketchup and you support the Freedom Alliance Scholarship Fund, which provides scholarships to the children of our brave heroes who have fallen in battle.'

I thought this was a joke. But NO. Republicans don't joke.

For the record, Teresa Heinz only owns 4% of Heinz ketchup.






Warning: If you are reading this then this warning is for you. Every word you read of this useless fine print is another second off your life. Don't you have other things to do? Is your life so empty that you honestly can't think of a better way to spend these moments? Or are you so impressed with authority that you give respect and credence to all who claim it? Do you read everything you're supposed to read? Do you think everything you're supposed to think? Buy what you're told you should want? Get out of your apartment. Meet a member of the opposite sex (or same sex if you prefer). Stop the excessive shopping and masturbation. Quit your job. Start a fight. Prove you're alive. If you don't claim your humanity you will become a statistic.
You have been warned…
Aug 15 2004 1:19AM
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passion4this
Posts: 1568 - Karma: 11
sofa king wee todd did...





Not afraid to be mistaken not afraid to try, not afraid to be uncertain not afraid to die

Aug 15 2004 1:22AM
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trevorwoulddoit
Posts: 6153 - Karma: 199
Here's what some Republicans have to say:

Great item and I love your pitch. I ordered a case and will slug it with some USA Prime Beef down upon arrival! God Bless America.
— S.S., New York City

Wonder why liberals are so full of hate and divisiveness? Poor guys. Can't wait to get our new W ketchup. We mostly use salsa at our house, but I'll bring a bottle of W to share with our office. All our republicans (conservative and Christian, too) will get a big kick out of this. Good luck with your new product. God bless W and America.
— L.R., A Tulsa repubican

Ann Coulter is right about the so-called liberals you know. Your ’Comments from the left‚ is proof that the left just likes to accuse, rant and rave and say dirty, senseless stuff. They really think that is intelligent.
— D.B., Midwest

We need more patriotism in this nation. I've been buying other brands for months now but this will be a staple in my house from now on! As for the comments from the left, who cares!! They are all a bunch of ignorant Anti-American idiots anyway! 'W' Good ketchup, Great President!!!
— D.M.

Your comments section really opened my eyes even more regarding the hatred, bigotry, and extreme anger expressed by the 'left'.
— J.Z., Malta, New York

I'll give them a second wow. WOW.







Warning: If you are reading this then this warning is for you. Every word you read of this useless fine print is another second off your life. Don't you have other things to do? Is your life so empty that you honestly can't think of a better way to spend these moments? Or are you so impressed with authority that you give respect and credence to all who claim it? Do you read everything you're supposed to read? Do you think everything you're supposed to think? Buy what you're told you should want? Get out of your apartment. Meet a member of the opposite sex (or same sex if you prefer). Stop the excessive shopping and masturbation. Quit your job. Start a fight. Prove you're alive. If you don't claim your humanity you will become a statistic.
You have been warned…
Aug 15 2004 1:28AM
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trevorwoulddoit
Posts: 6153 - Karma: 199




Warning: If you are reading this then this warning is for you. Every word you read of this useless fine print is another second off your life. Don't you have other things to do? Is your life so empty that you honestly can't think of a better way to spend these moments? Or are you so impressed with authority that you give respect and credence to all who claim it? Do you read everything you're supposed to read? Do you think everything you're supposed to think? Buy what you're told you should want? Get out of your apartment. Meet a member of the opposite sex (or same sex if you prefer). Stop the excessive shopping and masturbation. Quit your job. Start a fight. Prove you're alive. If you don't claim your humanity you will become a statistic.
You have been warned…
Aug 15 2004 1:31AM
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squeakywaffle
Posts: 1800 - Karma: 13
this is proof that some of these people have way too much money and time and no idea what to do with it.
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The government can put a gun in my hands and send me to die in Iraq, but I can't buy a beer.
I fucking LOVE the USA.
Aug 15 2004 1:34AM
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J.D.
Posts: 21362 - Karma: 5,142
Hahaha... those comments sound so incredibly sarcastic.

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In a haze
A stormy haze
I’ll be around
I’ll be loving you
Always
Always

Here I am
And I’ll take my time
Here I am
And I’ll wait in line
Always
Always...
Aug 15 2004 1:36AM
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trevorwoulddoit
Posts: 6153 - Karma: 199
Straight from the site.
And I didn't even take them out of context.



Warning: If you are reading this then this warning is for you. Every word you read of this useless fine print is another second off your life. Don't you have other things to do? Is your life so empty that you honestly can't think of a better way to spend these moments? Or are you so impressed with authority that you give respect and credence to all who claim it? Do you read everything you're supposed to read? Do you think everything you're supposed to think? Buy what you're told you should want? Get out of your apartment. Meet a member of the opposite sex (or same sex if you prefer). Stop the excessive shopping and masturbation. Quit your job. Start a fight. Prove you're alive. If you don't claim your humanity you will become a statistic.
You have been warned…
Aug 15 2004 1:46AM
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Ghost
Posts: 7116 - Karma: 339
haha, that is great. It sure made me laugh.

Eat. Sleep. Breathe. Ski.
Aug 15 2004 2:10AM
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beer.
Posts: 3096 - Karma: 44
Anyone who says 'Ann Coulter is right' loses all credibility. And god damn those liberal biggots, they never meet with any minority leaders and groups like the Republicans do!


Pull up to the club, people be suspicious, white boys, light boys flashin all them riches, im feelin good in the hood with a brand new esc, the dutch in the stashbox just rollin on ex, went from flippin keys to flippin pique collaz up, spendin dollaz smokin trees like thats whats up
Aug 15 2004 2:17PM
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r5tommy
Posts: 3608 - Karma: 89
if that heinz lady becomes first lady people will probably want this

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Aug 15 2004 2:30PM
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Evantheshredster
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way back in the forums and this shit popped up wtf
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sNaubi
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Evantheshredsterway back in the forums and this shit popped up wtf


Stahp, nerd
Dec 19 2018 10:03AM
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Evantheshredster
Posts: 429 - Karma: 935
sNaubiStahp, nerd


STAHP, lern ho tow spel corektlee

lol
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