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Math professor smokes crack

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Dylan_
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and wants us to find ways the number 12 and 13 come in contact together, shes a fucking weirdo and this has nothing to do with the class but is an assignment..

she gave us one example...

a dozen- 12

bakers dozen- 13


help me find more of these stupid little whatever the fuck they are.
Sep 11 2011 10:40PM
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thebeesknees
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thats very strange indeed.
Sep 11 2011 10:43PM
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The_Lord_of_Love
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Lol I remember when I was 12 and got mad at my professor for giving me homework
Sep 11 2011 10:45PM
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Static
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12:13 o clock!
a person with different sized feet
well hung orgy
middle school dance
Sep 11 2011 10:45PM
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rareison
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Haha.
Sep 11 2011 10:45PM
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Dylan_
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yes, indeed i'm twelve, you caught me. although i'm in college and just got the dumbest assignment ever, not mad you foolish prick.
Sep 11 2011 10:51PM
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J.M
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this guy

Sep 11 2011 10:52PM
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SPskier543
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If you have 13 ducklings and one dies, you will have 12.
Sep 11 2011 10:52PM
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katie.
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lost hard.
Sep 11 2011 10:53PM
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BILL.COSBY
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evan's birthday
Sep 11 2011 10:54PM
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iSmokeweed
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idk why but this made me laugh so hard i began to cry. props
Sep 11 2011 10:55PM
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NickSki.
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lold
Sep 11 2011 11:00PM
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katie.
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but if we get serious, there were 12 apostles and 13 at the last supper, one of whom betrayed Jesus, hope that helps
Sep 11 2011 11:01PM
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a_pla5tic_bag
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tell her they're both numbers and try and make a troll face.
Sep 11 2011 11:02PM
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TACO-DOG.exe
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TACO-DOG smoked 12 grams of crack but it was actually 13 grams
Sep 11 2011 11:02PM
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SPskier543
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Is a taco dog the Mexican equivelant to a wiener dog here in america?
Sep 11 2011 11:04PM
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californiagrown
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you are really bitching about an easy ass hw assignment that was given 1 week into the semester that will amount to 1% of your HW grade, which amounts to .02% of your actual grade. Be happy it isnt a giant "review" packet that is 50 pages long and will take 10+ hours to do.


Dont like it, dont do it. Thats the great thing about college. The prof doesnt give a fuck if you want to learn or not.
Sep 11 2011 11:04PM
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darsh.
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A kid masturbates 12, then 13, then 42 times and dies.

Kid throws 12, then 13 rocks off of freeway, gets shot by crossbow.

Sep 11 2011 11:07PM
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TACO-DOG.exe
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a taco dog is a character in the iphone game NYAN CAT
Sep 11 2011 11:08PM
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J.M
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both great, great threads
Sep 11 2011 11:13PM
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Dylan_
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i'm bitching ? i'm clearly asking a question to a HW assignment that was given, but you assume i'm bitching. Not one bit, when did i ever say i didn't want to do it ? i want to do it and don't understand the fuck she's talking about, along with the other kids in my calc class. she also wants us to look up about the 13th zodiac ? really relative to calc eh ?
Sep 11 2011 11:29PM
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yuck
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december 13th? thats my friends birthday haha
Sep 11 2011 11:33PM
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Dylan_
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perfect, stuff like this, none of this other nonsense people are posting.
Sep 11 2011 11:34PM
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Mr.Turtle
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Orly?
Sep 11 2011 11:44PM
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Spic-N-SpaN
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the average age of most newschoolers
Sep 11 2011 11:51PM
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soulskier
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half a day and half a day plus 1
Sep 11 2011 11:56PM
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ski-or-die
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she wants you to talk about the moon
Sep 12 2011 12:37AM
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LivinOuttaBounZ
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Proverbs 12:13

"An evil man is trapped by his sinful talk, but a righteous man escapes trouble."

12/13 (2003)
Saddam Hussein is captured by U.S. forces at a farmhouse in Adwar, near his hometown of Tikrit, after his cell phone conversation is picked up by intelligence agents.

There's a cool connection for you.
BTW, is your teacher hot?
Sep 12 2011 12:51AM
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navierSTOKED
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12 and 13 are both Pythagorean Triples (the other being 5)
Sep 12 2011 2:37AM
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I_Am_Mod
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the sizes of my "penor" 12inch and 13 inch (length and circumference)


/seriousface.jpg !
Sep 12 2011 2:41AM
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I_Am_Mod
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^^how in gods name hasn't this been said before ?

once again, when it comes to posting immature 12y old comments i have to take matters in my own hands .....
(Maybe NSG is actually growing up ?)
Sep 12 2011 2:45AM
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TACO-DOG.exe
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lol why don't you have a green name yet? lol
Sep 12 2011 2:48AM
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I_Am_Mod
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Still have to ask one of the red guys to change it :)
Sep 12 2011 2:51AM
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twin-tip-hero
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in the air force a pay grade of E-9, the person only has 8 stripes on their arm. something like that?
Sep 12 2011 12:09PM
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FBGM
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Pretty sure if he wasn't in college he wouldn't be referring to her as his professor.
Sep 12 2011 12:31PM
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BILL.COSBY
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Sep 12 2011 3:15PM
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Stickity
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the fraction 12/13
Sep 12 2011 3:38PM
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gus555
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PLATFOR
Sep 12 2011 4:21PM
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gus555
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M 12 AND 3/4
Sep 12 2011 4:22PM
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grown-ninja
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that was the best part about college for me, if hw counted less that 5 percent i would do less than half the times at best...my time was worth much more than 2.5 points on my grade
Sep 12 2011 4:29PM
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skiP.E.I.
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25, 1, -1, 156,
Sep 12 2011 4:32PM
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corona
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First thing I thought of:

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Sep 12 2011 4:38PM
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Skittle.
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a real ounce weighs 28.3495 grams but a dealer's ounce weighs 28 grams
Sep 12 2011 5:08PM
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Broseph_Stalin
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make a ratio

(eggs dosen)/(bakers dosen) => dosens cross out

(eggs/bakers) => you want this number to equal 1 (so the the ratio is 1 ... same number... you get it)

eggs and bakers are comonly know to have a good relationship; bakers NEED eggs so we can say that because of this (some may say), in the bakery, the eggs and bakers are one.

thus => eggs dosen / bakers dosen = 1

the ratio from 12 to 13 is 1

12 = 13

Sep 12 2011 5:18PM
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GayWolf420
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I thought this thread was going to be a bout a college professor with a serious crack-cocaine addiction. Once again you have failed me, Newschoolers.
Sep 12 2011 5:25PM
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B-runge
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i definitely did too
Sep 12 2011 5:26PM
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Brenone
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Jan 2, 2013
Sep 12 2011 5:39PM
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