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My "friend" is a dick

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snowisfun
Posts: 215 - Karma: 24
So today me and a few friends were chilling at that kids house. His mom can home right when we were rolling one up so we rode bikes like 30 minutes away to this park that had a trail and hiked a little bit through the trail to this chill spot. We all got high and thought that going to a school 10 minutes away would be super fun so we went down there and messed around on the swings. The janitor came out and we think called the cops on us for trespassing so we ran all the way down the street to this little trail. The trail ended so we had to carry bikes like 200 yards through straight sage brush onto another trail that led into a neighborhood we didnt even no existed. We had 3 kids and 2 bikes and one was mine. My friend decides to jump on the handlebars so i could pedal all the way through the neighborhood and up these huge hills. When we finally got to a street we knew he stole my bike rode through on coming traffic down his street like 20 mins from his house. So i was there alone with my bike stolen and it was alrady dark out so i had to walk like 5 miles in the dark alone. Cool Story Bro.
Sep 9 2011 11:20PM
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k-fred
Posts: 5363 - Karma: 1,598
welcome to ns, beat the shit out of your friend and then kill him. thats how we do on ns
Sep 9 2011 11:25PM
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.spaghetticat.
Posts: 4283 - Karma: 889
1. no

2. ur a bitch on xbox
Sep 9 2011 11:26PM
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AWALLRUS.
Posts: 5762 - Karma: 223
NICE STORY ALIAS.

IVE GOT A HIGH STORY TOO, NOT THREAD WORTHY SO IT GOES HERE NOW.

I WAS CAMPING WITH MY FAMILY + MY 1 FRIEND WHO I SMOKE WITH SOME TIMES. WE WERE HIGH BUT THEN WE WENT TO GO SMOKE SOME MORE ON THE BEECH, BUT IT WAS REALLY FUCKING DARK. WE GOT TO THE PARKING LOT OF THE BEACH AND I SHINE MY LIGHT AND THERE A FUCKING CAMP POPO CAR. THEN OUT OF THE SHADOWS THIS RANGER CREEPS OUT AND FLASHES HIS LIGHT. HE ASKS IF WE'RE LOST, WE SAY NAH WE'RE JUST LOOKING AROUND AND STUFF. THEN HE ASKED WHAT CAMP SITE WE WERE FROM, AND I DIDNT REALLY HEAR HIM SO I SAID "LONDON" AND HE WAS LIKE WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT. MY FRIEND SAVED US AND REMEMBERD THE CAMP SIGHT, THEN HE TOLD US TO CARRY ON. WE WERE FREAKED OUT SO WE BOOKED IT OVER THE HILL AND DIDNT SMOKE ANYMORE, THEN WE HAD SMORES.
Sep 9 2011 11:26PM
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84891jnf92048
Posts: 11552 - Karma: 2,550
Cut out his trachea and use it as a fleshlight.
Sep 9 2011 11:26PM
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Nobody.
Posts: 1193 - Karma: 471
Don't think you're experienced enough to represent Newschoolers. I mean, you only have 400 posts.
Sep 9 2011 11:27PM
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Relish_man
Posts: 5386 - Karma: 551
so basically you were doing hood-rat stuff?
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Sep 9 2011 11:27PM
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AWALLRUS.
Posts: 5762 - Karma: 223
TWA DELETES THOSE MEMES LIKE ITS HIS JOB
Sep 9 2011 11:29PM
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.spaghetticat.
Posts: 4283 - Karma: 889
WHY DID HE DELEtE MY MEME
Sep 9 2011 11:32PM
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AWALLRUS.
Posts: 5762 - Karma: 223
OH YOU MADE THAT DID YOU?
Sep 9 2011 11:33PM
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.spaghetticat.
Posts: 4283 - Karma: 889
i didnt make it.... i googled it
Sep 9 2011 11:34PM
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[evan]
Posts: 5628 - Karma: 117
wow that sucks,
Sep 9 2011 11:36PM
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k-fred
Posts: 5363 - Karma: 1,598

fuck you nerd, ive been here longuer than you, the difference is: i got a fucking social life bitch!

i dont make 10 post everyday like you snatchhh

Sep 9 2011 11:40PM
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.spaghetticat.
Posts: 4283 - Karma: 889
im sowwy D;
Sep 9 2011 11:40PM
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Panda_with_Guns
Posts: 3040 - Karma: 1,620
next mr.pantydropper?
Sep 10 2011 12:41AM
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J.M
Posts: 2854 - Karma: 254

learn to paragraph and spell and type.

you are so cool you rolled one up and didnt want you mommy to catch you

Sep 10 2011 12:47AM
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.spaghetticat.
Posts: 4283 - Karma: 889
gawd i hate that man..
Sep 10 2011 12:59AM
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snowisfun
Posts: 215 - Karma: 24
I11 D3Ff W0rk On tHat Bro
Sep 10 2011 1:03AM
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Deezy
Posts: 4580 - Karma: 1,004
sounds like the OP needs to fuck some kids shit up.
next time you see him... kill him.
Sep 10 2011 1:07AM
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pmw
Posts: 5760 - Karma: 831
thats an abuse of fucking power if you delete memes
you call memes a watse of space yet every other post ont his site is just useless dribble
Sep 10 2011 1:07AM
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84891jnf92048
Posts: 11552 - Karma: 2,550
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Sep 10 2011 1:08AM
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ZAHNER
Posts: 3480 - Karma: 19,220
yes
Sep 10 2011 1:11AM
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Milksteak
Posts: 9948 - Karma: 833
Try 200.
Sep 10 2011 1:12AM
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MothaHucker
Posts: 4678 - Karma: 2,591
oh right, that kid.
Sep 10 2011 5:01AM
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ryantheconnolly
Posts: 2027 - Karma: 108
i remember my 13th bday party
Sep 10 2011 5:34AM
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no_steeze
Posts: 23992 - Karma: 4,273
my "friend" is a dick as well

thats what my gf calls him
Sep 10 2011 8:56AM
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.squirrely.
Posts: 7563 - Karma: 7,546
didnt the solid 7 thread have a title somewhat like this?
Sep 10 2011 9:12AM
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infuser
Posts: 1220 - Karma: 241
he made a mistake when he was high. never talk to him again
Sep 10 2011 9:36AM
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Pow.yuHdig*
Posts: 1903 - Karma: 146
when all your friends ran away from you?
Sep 10 2011 9:46AM
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smeeze
Posts: 879 - Karma: 126
idk about that man
Sep 10 2011 9:59AM
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the_moderaper
Posts: 2465 - Karma: 218
My turn.


My friends all agreed to get all stoney and go to 6 flags with me today since I got tickets through my fathers work which were only 10 bucks each and include free unlimited food. After making sure multiple times throughout the week that everyone could still go, 2/3 people just remembered they had work today. 6 flags with 2 people isn't that fun. /mad
Sep 10 2011 11:17AM
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FBGM
Posts: 8184 - Karma: 2,677
The irony...
Sep 10 2011 11:34AM
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ryantheconnolly
Posts: 2027 - Karma: 108
ya it wasnt a good day for me
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Sep 10 2011 5:40PM
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Davy.Crockett
Posts: 5373 - Karma: 324
haha very nice. might be one of the nastier things i've heard on this site.


i would just stab him to death with a screw driver, then burn his house/family
Sep 10 2011 5:51PM
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Masta_Baka
Posts: 649 - Karma: 162
who the fuck just steals a bike from a friend? whata douche
Sep 10 2011 5:54PM
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I_Am_Mod
Posts: 13214 - Karma: 3,753
When i got home i was visibly shaken, i told my mom what happened and this is what she said !
'You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel Air'

I whistled for a cab and when it came near
The license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror
If anything I can say is that this cab was rare
But I thought 'Man forget it' - 'Yo home to Bel Air'

I pulled up to the house about seven or eight
And I yelled to the cabbie 'Yo holmes smell ya later'
I looked to my kingdom
I was finally there
To sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel Air



i was seriously anticipating this ....
Sep 10 2011 6:02PM
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SkiThe603
Posts: 5376 - Karma: 498
hahha that blows, you suck at life
Sep 10 2011 6:11PM
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[tk]
Posts: 3863 - Karma: 1,906
tcl;dr
Sep 10 2011 6:12PM
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TACO-DOG.exe
Posts: 11989 - Karma: 12,264
kill him and when the cops come to your house say that gangster rap made you do it


Sep 10 2011 6:16PM
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Petey_Wetey
Posts: 274 - Karma: -1
are you like 12/foreign that was the worst piece of writing ever
Sep 10 2011 6:30PM
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Panchuk
Posts: 1610 - Karma: 356
You sound like a bitch. Maybe I'm reading the story wrong because of your 4th grade sentence structure and shitty spelling, but it sounds like you were with your "friend" and he kinda grabbed it and ran. You're a pussy.
Sep 10 2011 6:40PM
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