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Facebook people who call themselves photographers

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MatRich
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everyone has a few facebook "friends" who clain themselves photographers. Their mom bought them a t2i or an other popular reflex on special at best buy and now they shoot away on auto and call themselves photographers.

Anyways we all know you have some of those friends: example John smith photographer. Post some examples of their shitty pictures.

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not sure if the second gem worked, but go at it guys lets see some hot headed automatic shooters up in hure!
Sep 8 2011 9:02PM
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katie.
Posts: 2833 - Karma: 874
THIS JUST POPPED UP ON MY TUMBLR FEED, i apologize if this person is on ns, i never can tell anymore.

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Nov 26 2012 12:27PM
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bo0b
Posts: 2964 - Karma: 996
wut
Nov 26 2012 10:53PM
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no_steeze
Posts: 23992 - Karma: 4,273
has to be a joke. please.
Nov 26 2012 10:55PM
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Abu_Hajaar
Posts: 2751 - Karma: 3,908
This must be a troll...
Nov 26 2012 11:00PM
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BlackieChan
Posts: 1474 - Karma: 193
Very troll.
Clever on his part for getting people to search and see for themselves. Good job Peter Sutherland. I also very much like your images if you're on here; which I doubt someone with a serious CV like that would be.


Mar 15 2013 3:36AM
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B.Aussie
Posts: 5852 - Karma: 4,531
https://www.facebook.com/LaceesWorldInASnapshot

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Jun 18 2013 4:57AM
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HungryHypocrite
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yeah his photos look nice and all, but if your nice mommy and daddy get you a 5D and L-Glass, its not a challenge.


I have a maybe 14 year old girl in my school with a 5DMkIII and a shitton of L glass.
every time i see her roll up to a sports game with her camera she cant even hold up, i just want to take it and stick it up her ass.
I once took a picture with her camera and put it on manual when i gave it back she was all confused until she turned the dial back to the green rectangle.
Jun 18 2013 5:13AM
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Filet-O-Fish
Posts: 866 - Karma: 4,038
damn! she is hot. would bang.
Jun 18 2013 7:53AM
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corona
Posts: 12818 - Karma: 32,995
no way this is real. it looks completely CGI.
Jun 18 2013 8:15AM
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HWW
Posts: 3084 - Karma: 3,436
It's real.
Jun 18 2013 8:30AM
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TOAST.
Posts: 7595 - Karma: 37,719
https://www.facebook.com/heathermariepics
Jul 27 2013 5:38PM
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.AR6rider.
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Hahaha oh lawdy

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Jul 27 2013 5:41PM
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DENIM_CHICKEN
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Basically sums up half of the shit on my instagram feed
Jul 27 2013 6:25PM
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Laurent.
Posts: 10056 - Karma: 25,311
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Heather Marie is attracted to the world around us. Look at the above picture. A field, a tree, sky, bushes, more trees, ivy, a leaning rustic wooden door. These are things we see daily. But then, look again. Why is that door leaning so obediently against the ivy covered tree? Why isn’t that door on a shed in a quiet residential neighborhood? Why is that sky not blue, but a cloudy grey?

And then look deeper. Look at the intersections of all those lines, vertical and horizontal. Look at the way they lead your eyes from the top to bottom, left to right and back. Look at the way they break up the space. The tones too, serve to block out very specific spaces of real estate within the frame. The grey, blacks, and those glorious greens.

This is a masterclass of composition. And most people would have walked right by it. That’s the kicker.

Heather Marie shows us the natural patterns in our unnatural world.
Jul 28 2013 2:06PM
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bo0b
Posts: 2964 - Karma: 996
You may also notice that all the lines in this picture are crooked, that is a hidden middle finger to society. She paints us a beautiful picture of a tranquil landscape where sound is none heard but a birds peep, and flips it on a 10 degree angle.

This is used to represent the underbelly of society, where only the ragged people know, and only the criminals go. At first glance this photo is a peaceful summers day, at second, the most deep thought provoking art of the criminal world that we aren't ready to see.


I call it "Society"
Jul 29 2013 2:06PM
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howlongcanausern
Posts: 4982 - Karma: 1,737
dis a good post
Jul 29 2013 2:07PM
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snwbrdmilf
Posts: 22441 - Karma: 2,806
Hahahaha, wow.
Jul 31 2013 9:23AM
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Austin.ski
Posts: 1034 - Karma: 2,579
do it
Jul 31 2013 9:25AM
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-emile-
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Feb 9 2014 7:55PM
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Skavengers303
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http://bri-guy45.tumblr.com/
Feb 9 2014 11:12PM
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CrotchKiller
Posts: 9037 - Karma: 6,943
shut up, this is a whole post of jealousy
Feb 9 2014 11:19PM
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Bill.Nye
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I suppose I'm one of those people. Here are some of my photos.

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Feb 9 2014 11:45PM
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BBurt
Posts: 1588 - Karma: 3,781
Threads for when I'm off mobile, this thread is definitely gold
Feb 9 2014 11:46PM
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John18_6
Posts: 7313 - Karma: 49,168
One time I saw a gopro picture watermarked...
Feb 9 2014 11:47PM
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juicedrummer11
Posts: 1960 - Karma: 1,331
you're missing giant watermarks
Feb 10 2014 2:47AM
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Bateman
Posts: 8593 - Karma: 8,600
hahahah i love this thread. IS THAT COMIC SANS

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Feb 10 2014 7:25AM
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Bill.Nye
Posts: 4060 - Karma: 2,109
A) They're ugly
B) I don't believe in copyright
C) They're really, really distracting.
Feb 10 2014 10:40PM
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Deforestation
Posts: 1606 - Karma: 3,194
You don't believe in copyright
Feb 10 2014 10:43PM
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SeanTom
Posts: 7936 - Karma: 1,747
Part of me think the real bill nye thinks this way.

also because fuck you i'm bored

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Feb 10 2014 10:53PM
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Bill.Nye
Posts: 4060 - Karma: 2,109
Do you purchase all of the "intellectual property" you use legally?
Feb 11 2014 10:29AM
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mski
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Dont you mean almost all of facebook?
Feb 11 2014 1:58PM
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pnwphotograohy
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Bodhisattva_Is it Josh Lusk???!?!?!

Josh Lusk is still at it asking young children to model in dancewear in the water. He has even offer to pay to have children do this. He has no studio, photos are off entered and often blurry. Parents beware.
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