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Your worst CRASH everrrrrr!!!!!!!

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LeComfortable
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my is this :http://http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wIH5TjvBZa8
Sep 8 2011 6:12PM
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lukewalnuts
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http://youtu.be/QliBL-AQiAY
Sep 12 2011 4:21PM
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jshrawd
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Unfortunately my brother wasnt able to get the landing. But I overshot the landing by quite a bit and landed on my chest/face and broke my ski.
Sep 12 2011 5:53PM
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LeComfortable
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holy tits he broke your ski :O !?!? XD

btw BUMP!
Sep 14 2011 5:24PM
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TBreso
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bahahaha. does the patrol medic lady say "no you cannot have a corn dog" ??

Sep 14 2011 9:53PM
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mustardpimp
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Sep 14 2011 10:46PM
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MrChevyCelebrity
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haha, ya i think that's about right
Sep 14 2011 11:29PM
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PON3
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Jumping a moderate size hip at A-51 and trying to steeze it out so i dropped my tips a bit, and me being a dumbass, I didn't bring my tips up enough and caught my left tip and just faceplanted.
Sep 15 2011 1:05AM
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Huck_Norris
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pole swashbuckling schmammered while night skiing with a friend.  We were sword fighting while skiing and I scored a sweet direct homerun to the back of his knees JUST as we hit some unseen ice under the snow.  We both ate shit and tumbled about 40 yards in hysterics the whole time.  HUGE yard sale.  Lifties cracked up, people on the lift were DYING and fun was had by all.  Nobody got hurt either, thank gawd. 

Then there was the time I caught a tree branch in the 'stache and it blew me out of both skis at speed in the woods.  A half inch higher and it would have broken my nose, a half inch lower and it would have knocked out my teeth.  Hurt like a fucker but I was ok.   

Sep 15 2011 9:27AM
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Mcfottley
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a zero spin but i overshot the landing by 30 feet and bruised my heels got major toebang and shins were bruised.
Sep 15 2011 9:37AM
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Shifties4Dayz
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prolly my first backflip attempt when i landed straight on my dome, no helmet, onto pretty much solid ice. needless to say i spent a week in the hospital hooked up to all kinds of wires n shit
Sep 15 2011 12:33PM
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steezenskis
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my first 360 attempt ever was off a fifteen footer. i landed at about 290 and smacked my head so hard that i blacked out for a couple of seconds. i dont even remember the jump, but my friends told me i was pretty fucked after the that. couldnt tell the ski patrol what day it was or anything. i now own a helmet. the moral, wear one.
Sep 15 2011 1:44PM
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.nasty
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never hurt myself too bad surprisingly. overshot a jump at winter park 3 years ago and hurt my back pretty bad, was a while before I could do anything besides haul on groomers
Sep 15 2011 2:07PM
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fujarome
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surprisingly one of my worst comes from probably the dumbest of circumstances.


Was heading back down (I think it was at lake louise) to the lodge to meet some friends. I was just bombing down a groomer, switch, caught an edge, and just kept going over and over and over. Lost poles, gloves, goggles, skis....everything. And i was completely soaked.


not even a badass fall seeing as i fell on what amounts to a nothing slope, doing nothing fancy or cool.
Sep 15 2011 3:12PM
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Caspaaa
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worst in terms of injury, under rotated a frontflip and simultaneously cased the landing my first time doing any flip

worst in terms of embarrassment, either bombing a groomer to a full stop at the bottom, ski binding catching mid stop, ejecting and flying 10 ft to faceplant in front of the lift

or attempting to jump a rope about 6 inches above the ground...skis didn't make it... you know the rest of the story
Sep 15 2011 9:58PM
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blatt
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>Backflips on a 5 foot kicker
>Underrotate
>Tips slam hard on the knuckle
>Face slams into the ground

ended up with a concussion
Sep 15 2011 11:04PM
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skiskate
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Worst crash for injury was my first shoulder dislocation from trying to get sliding a box down, now its been nagging me for years. Funniest was clotheslining myself from a tree branch I somehow never saw and just ate shit hard.
Sep 15 2011 11:27PM
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Shlogan
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holy shit that was gnarly, and you rip. last line was nuts
Sep 15 2011 11:55PM
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KillaSteeze
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i love your edits
Sep 26 2011 12:58AM
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CRAPSHOT
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6JDMTy_FLac



This is not my worst crash ever but it broke both of my skis. I picked a really hair ball line and missed my take off a bit.

My worst crash ever is in Off trail productions first light. I did a urban rail with a drop with new skis on an alum. rail and fucking biffed on the kink. Sent me over the top down 8 feet to my back, My trachea was bleeding and shit my friend brent had to rush me to the hospital. Could not moke for a month.
Sep 26 2011 2:40AM
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CRAPSHOT
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when i was 17 i undershot a huge jump in newyork and bounced super hard off the knoll and over the short take off. It was impressive to the ladies for some reason. I got my balls licked later.
Sep 26 2011 2:44AM
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RudyGarmisch
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Was just about to post this. Also, rolling over that blind thing switch was cool, you have an uncanny nack for nailing trees.
Sep 26 2011 4:11AM
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TijmenDal
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No vids, but here goes.

T'was two boxes, one going up, 3 foot gap, one meter down. It was fucking warm and the box didn't slide for shit. You needed a lot of speed to clear the gap. So I came in, 90'd on, but immediately standing still. I just got sucked onto that thing. So I just slammed into it, slid forward and didn't clear the gap. My hip just slammed into it and I couldn't walk for like a week. I'm still surprised I didn't break anything.

I broke two wrists on the snow though, but those are my smallest crashes ever.
- Was standing on a flat slope. Somebody bumped into me, I fell and caught myself with one hand - snap.
- I 180'd a 15ft jump just for the lulz, didn't clear it (somehow...), knuckled, fell backwards, snap. Pretty gay.
Sep 26 2011 5:15AM
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udr1v3m3cr4zy
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I tried it twice. same results
Sep 26 2011 11:01AM
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udr1v3m3cr4zy
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One of my friends was skiing a groomer first run of the season last year.
4 days later he wakes up from a coma, no memory of what happened and no one was there to see it, he had been bombing ahead of the kids with him.

still can't remember a thing but he's geared up to shred this winter
Sep 26 2011 11:19AM
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Slowbro
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backflip to over rotate, land on back shoot forward and roll twice, snapped my wrist and had to lie down on the landing waiting for ski patrol, it was at camp of champions, happy it was the last day.
Sep 26 2011 11:43AM
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