Welcome to the Newschoolers forums! You may read the forums as a guest, however you must be a registered member to post. Register to become a member today!
I'd hit it....
with a shovel.
Wow an American actually getting frustrated at their country!! Maybe the first reason is because the world doesn't think Canada is a fucking joke (only you guys do). Personally, I don't think the USA is really that bad, and I realize Canada is similar in culture anyways. But we are like 1/10th the size and therefore our pile of shit is much smaller and less stinky to the rest of the world.
Fuckin American Christmas, people beating each other over new Air Jordans, causing Black Friday/Holiday shopping stampedes. I'm telling you the same greed exists in Canada but on a MUCH smaller, or at least far less obvious scale. Just saying.
Dude that's the part that pisses me off.
If you want to be a disgustingly, mind-blowingly fat tub of lard, go for it... But earn it for yourself if that's what you really want. Go get a job and buy those 3 dozen eggs with HoHo breading yourself. The fact that she's being allowed to just sit around and get fatter on pubic assistance, never pay a dime for all that rediculously excessive food and even take advantage of the medical care on the taxpayer dime makes me sick to my stomach. Way to reward shitty behavior by giving them open license to do it. I bet you could feed a whole poor family with what that fucking jelly roll consumes daily. That list was rediculous.
I would PAY MONEY to see her cry tears of butter as the the benefits get taken away. I bet she has a box of kleenexes in there somewhere anyways.
Ok so don't get her psychological or nutritional help, yeah that would be stupid. Just keep throwing cash at the fkn buffet buster, that'll do a lot.
No her psycosis totally isn't a self-preservation tactic at all. Nope, not even a little bit. See, all she has is being fat, so she's embraced it. She's become it, literally. If I was her case worker I'd demand that she sees a shrink and a nutritionist- and again that's on the taxpayer dollar too unfortuately. Someone has to let her know that she's just embracing the fatness as her most glaringly obvious trait and identifying it as "what she is"... Now any human being seeks to be comfortable with what they view themselves to be- and in this case she has been supported by everyone in her quest to be the fattest, laziest bitch on the planet- so of course she is proud of her megafupa, all thirty chins and vast array of rolls- I mean there's easily enough loose change hidden in there to buy a car.
Basically this bitch needs help, and I don't mean getting her groceries in the car. She needs to be put on probationary terms with her benefits- so they're given under the premise of her getting psycological and nutritional help, as this is flat out abuse of the system. On the front side she's blowing money on enough food to feed a whole family and on the backside she's a poster child for diabetes and heart problems which she's not paying for either. She is fucked up, and everybody around her thinks it's cool, which it's not.
/rant