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This is as American as it gets

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fujarome
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http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2026964/Susanne-Emans-bid-worlds-fattest-woman-52st-mother-2-supersizing.html


Fantastic. I feel bad for the children, because their mother is almost certainly killing herself.
Sep 7 2011 6:03PM
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maximiliaan
Posts: 7711 - Karma: 2,857
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Sep 7 2011 6:07PM
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Petersaurusrex
Posts: 1380 - Karma: 80
I fucking hate the stereotypes this country gets I wish i was Canadian or something.
Sep 7 2011 6:07PM
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Lemuel
Posts: 14486 - Karma: 10,632
52st? hmmmmmmmm
Sep 7 2011 6:07PM
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Aaaron.
Posts: 11817 - Karma: 903
holy sweet jesus

Breakfast: 6 x eggs scrambled, cooked in butter 468 cals. 1/2 pound bacon 1,168 cals, 4 x potatoes as hash browns 672 cals, 6 x pieces toast with butter 600 cals, 32 ounce cream shake 1,160 cals. Snacking 1 x bag of animal cookies 1,950 cals, 2litre bottle of soft drink 800 cals, 1 x 10.5 ounce bag of barbecue flavour crisps 1,650 cals, 3 x ham and cheese sandwiches 1,576 cals.

Lunch: 3 x beef, bean and green chilli burritos with 1 x cup of sour cream 1,453 cals. Salad (1 head lettuce, 1 cup cherry tomatoes, 1 cup carrots, 1 cucumber, 1/2 cup ranch dressing, bacon bits, 1 cup crumbled cheese, 1 cup chicken 1,479 cals.

Dinner: 12 x filled tacos + 1 x cup sour cream 4,906 cals, 2litre bottle of soda 800 cals, Dessert 8 x scoops vanilla ice cream 2,080 cals, 1 x small pan of brownies 1,200 cals.
Total: 21,962 calories


Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2026964/Susanne-Emans-bid-worlds-fattest-woman-52st-mother-2-supersizing.html#ixzz1XJ6ACspf
Sep 7 2011 6:07PM
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.AR6rider.
Posts: 15976 - Karma: 8,799
She should save some time and just shoot herself.
Sep 7 2011 6:08PM
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PJS.
Posts: 11943 - Karma: 895
SWEET MOTHER OF SOUR CREAM JESUS WHAT THE BLUE PTERODACTYL FUCK IS THAT
Sep 7 2011 6:08PM
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maximiliaan
Posts: 7711 - Karma: 2,857
i hope she comes in epic mealtime
Sep 7 2011 6:09PM
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TACO-DOG.exe
Posts: 11988 - Karma: 12,261
ew
Sep 7 2011 6:10PM
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Aaaron.
Posts: 11817 - Karma: 903
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Sep 7 2011 6:10PM
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RJ_Res
Posts: 628 - Karma: 292
Typical American.
Sep 7 2011 6:12PM
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I_Am_Mod
Posts: 13214 - Karma: 3,753
this one's amazing, back to back with her sister ....

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you guys can guess two times which one is the solid seven....
Sep 7 2011 6:13PM
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AWALLRUS.
Posts: 5762 - Karma: 223
FEELS GOOD MAN.

BUT AS A CANADIAN I'D RATHER BE SCANDENAVIAN.

ALSO, I'D HIT THAT
Sep 7 2011 6:14PM
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PJS.
Posts: 11943 - Karma: 895
thats either a shot gun or a dick in her pants.
Sep 7 2011 6:14PM
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T.L.
Posts: 4729 - Karma: 3,008
"She wasn't always obese: Ms Eman aged 19 with her two sons, Brendin, centre, and Gabriel, right, in 1998"

The caption for the last photo on that page.  False.  Look at her disgustingly overweight face.  She is most definitely obese in that picture.
Sep 7 2011 6:15PM
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theabortionator
Posts: 51595 - Karma: 161,755
Do is she single? I'd hit it
Sep 7 2011 6:15PM
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.AR6rider.
Posts: 15976 - Karma: 8,799
Oh she's a solid seven...hundred pounds of sweet, sweet, lovin.
Sep 7 2011 6:15PM
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SketchyMike
Posts: 539 - Karma: 71
bacon&
bacon&
bacon&
bacon&
bacon&
bacon&
bacon&
bacon&
Sep 7 2011 6:16PM
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613.
Posts: 827 - Karma: 164
‘I'd love to find out if it's humanly possible to reach a ton’

I wouldn't... Fat cunt


Sep 7 2011 6:18PM
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lukewalnuts
Posts: 2730 - Karma: 152
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Sep 7 2011 6:19PM
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Campeador
Posts: 7516 - Karma: -1,227
Unemployment checks pay well.

Fuck I hate American entitlement.
Sep 7 2011 6:27PM
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crab_pretzel
Posts: 3919 - Karma: 622
wow she looks like katy perry
Sep 7 2011 6:28PM
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ORDEAL
Posts: 6386 - Karma: 75
I was just thinking that
Sep 7 2011 6:31PM
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Jibbin_Ur_Face
Posts: 2536 - Karma: 763
Its a fucking..... Hippo!
Sep 7 2011 6:31PM
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Static
Posts: 8553 - Karma: 4,085
American? I think you mean Australian.

http://www.health-fitness.com.au/australia-now-fattest-country-in-the-world/
Sep 7 2011 6:35PM
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PJS.
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you would be obliged to play this in the background as you searched


Sep 7 2011 6:36PM
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Willard
Posts: 5117 - Karma: 429
DAT ASS MUS BE HUGE
Sep 7 2011 6:39PM
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huge-go
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"And I take my blood sugar levels just like a diabetic. If either of the readings go above a certain level, I'll immediately contact my doctor for advice."
Hmm. I wonder what advice the doctor would have to offer. "maam, you're fat as fuck and need to lose 700 lbs."
Sep 7 2011 6:42PM
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Davy.Crockett
Posts: 5373 - Karma: 324
i'll do it for her
Sep 7 2011 6:42PM
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gotti
Posts: 4269 - Karma: 4,550
Her sister is a hottie

‘I want to break the stigma that being fat is a bad thing,’ she said. ‘I remind other fat people that it is OK for them to be that way.

‘The message I want to get across is for people to accept others for who they are.’


if being fat for chicks becomes a trend I'm movin to canada.


its actually really pissing me off how many american girls are fat while all the boys are not


im american



Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2026964/Susanne-Emans-bid-worlds-fattest-woman-52st-mother-2-supersizing.html#ixzz1XJF5zWaa
Sep 7 2011 6:44PM
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I_Am_Mod
Posts: 13214 - Karma: 3,753
goddamnit, why is my imagination so lively ?!
>:( iiieeeuuwwww !
Sep 7 2011 6:45PM
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Mr.Panda
Posts: 17711 - Karma: 564
I'm fat and think she is a fucking tard nugget douchebag idiot.
Sep 7 2011 6:56PM
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iSmokeweed
Posts: 4793 - Karma: 1,370
THAT IS SO PIMP!
Sep 7 2011 7:00PM
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Relish_man
Posts: 5386 - Karma: 551
she looks like a fucking melting candle. a big-ass melting candle.
Sep 7 2011 7:02PM
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BmoChop
Posts: 2071 - Karma: 96
fapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfap
Sep 7 2011 7:06PM
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802Valley
Posts: 625 - Karma: 309
so many fucking jelly rolls
Sep 7 2011 7:08PM
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FLBP
Posts: 1794 - Karma: 310
"the bigger i get, the better I feel"
i guess you cant feel the cardiac arrest thru 50 pounds of tit
Sep 7 2011 7:10PM
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*TURBONERD*
Posts: 15080 - Karma: 9,152
I'd hit her sister...
Sep 7 2011 7:12PM
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collinder
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WELCOME TO AMERICERRRR
Sep 7 2011 7:13PM
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grilledsteezeyo
Posts: 1419 - Karma: 72
i feel bad for her kids, they look miserable in the picture.
Sep 7 2011 7:17PM
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Keenan_Jones
Posts: 436 - Karma: 175
americans make me sick.
Sep 7 2011 7:18PM
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TOAST.
Posts: 7475 - Karma: 35,964
I got really pissed of after reading this.
Sep 7 2011 7:19PM
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Skittle.
Posts: 2537 - Karma: 718
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Sep 7 2011 7:25PM
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k-fred
Posts: 5363 - Karma: 1,598
bahahahahhahahaahahahhahahahha holy shit nice one hahahah
Sep 7 2011 7:42PM
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Deluge
Posts: 4401 - Karma: 805
this.
Sep 7 2011 7:45PM
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.AR6rider.
Posts: 15976 - Karma: 8,799
I love the crisp smell of stereotypes in the evening.
Sep 7 2011 7:46PM
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.spaghetticat.
Posts: 4283 - Karma: 890
HOLY
thats awesome
Sep 7 2011 7:47PM
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Lwaghorn
Posts: 143 - Karma: 14
Im thinkins her sister is pretty hot. But im not sure if my mind is playing the "good by comparison" trick on me
Sep 7 2011 7:51PM
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k-fred
Posts: 5363 - Karma: 1,598
she eats a fucking bag of animal cookies wtfffffffffffffffffffff is wrong with that bitch
Sep 7 2011 7:53PM
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Jonny7
Posts: 3309 - Karma: 76
there is no way she's getting past 50
Sep 7 2011 7:55PM
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a_pla5tic_bag
Posts: 9215 - Karma: 5,398
holy hell. i'm baffled as to how that happens.
Sep 7 2011 7:57PM
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