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So last night

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myster3
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so last night i was supposed to go over to my girlfriends house to have dinner with her parents and "watch a movie" but after classl i went to get my some new ski shit, after some extra curricular activities i came home showered and got ready to head up to her house... just as i was walking out of my room i saw my boots and poles chillin next to each other and so i figured i was fifteen minutes ahead of schedule why not try on all my shit then head up? after three hours of looking cool l i was officially two and a half hours late.

i then proceeded to look at my phone and noticed i had four missed calls and two texts from her asking where the hell i was..

i have yet to get back to her.. what might i say instead of the truth?

Sep 7 2011 3:29PM
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ryantheconnolly
Posts: 2027 - Karma: 108
tell her you died and then never talk to her again
Sep 7 2011 3:35PM
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ryano
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just say the truth? and that you completely forgot.

either way, you're screwed.

but trying to come up with an excuse is just even a dumber idea.

apologize, and tell her you'll make it up to her, and plan for a dinner with her folks very soon.
Sep 7 2011 3:35PM
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DUKES
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say that you had explosive diarrhea and could not remove your ass from the seat because a hazmat  crew would be needed for clean up
Sep 7 2011 3:36PM
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pmw
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ttrololllolollol?



shittiest advice ever
Sep 7 2011 3:37PM
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myster3
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i suppose, i really did lose track of time... whenever i try on ski shit pre season it always seems to take longer than i anticipated.
Sep 7 2011 3:37PM
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ryantheconnolly
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just try this
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Sep 7 2011 3:40PM
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.frenchy
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Might as well tell her now man...

That Skiing>Her.

Sep 7 2011 3:42PM
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J.M
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i just dont understand how 15 minutes turns into 2 and 1/2 hours.....
Sep 7 2011 3:43PM
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.AR6rider.
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Hahaha that's great. Most likely fake, but still awesome.
Sep 7 2011 3:43PM
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theabortionator
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lol.


Op, just tell her your like animals
Sep 7 2011 3:44PM
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myster3
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seriously though during the ski season i contemplate going skiing and getting ass... naturally i choose skiing.
bitches don't seem to ever understand.
Sep 7 2011 3:44PM
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TechnoPotamus
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you tried on your new ski stuff and looked at yourself for 3 hours straight? and that entertained you enough to miss hanging out with your gf?
Sep 7 2011 3:45PM
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Flying~Squirrel
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haha what a fucking moron
Sep 7 2011 3:48PM
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myster3
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yup. then you look online at other shit you want, look at some ski trailers, chage your pants and hoodie look again, different goggles, then before you know it its been three hours...
Sep 7 2011 3:49PM
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ryano
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i wasnt trolling.
Sep 7 2011 3:51PM
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.AR6rider.
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Sep 7 2011 3:51PM
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MN_Nice
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lmao this!

Do you jerk off with your Full Tilts and Saga outfit on?
Sep 7 2011 3:58PM
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myster3
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i don't own any saga.
Sep 7 2011 3:59PM
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little1337
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it actualy works most of the time
Sep 7 2011 3:59PM
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J.M
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if you were on the computer looking online, there is a clock at the bottom right corner........ /facepalm
Sep 7 2011 4:55PM
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Jonny7
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.........?
Sep 7 2011 5:09PM
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