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So at about this time last year when i was living in the dorms me and my new roommate started a never ending battle. It all started with nut taps and pouring water on eachother when we were shitting. Anyways I had this bottle of Hot sauce called hot sauce from hell. literally one drop of this shit will fuck your life for the next 20 minutes. Anyways one night when he went to the bathroom i put it all over the rim of his water bottle so when he came in to drink it, it burned the shit out of his lips. He freaked out and decided he would get me back. A few days later i found myself dying when i took a handful of a pretty much brand new box of cheesezits. he had poured like 10 drops into the box so my day was pretty much ruined at that point. I of course being the ass hole that i am decided to one up him and when he brought up his fresh clothes from the laundry room, i snuck a pair of his boxers put a few drops in the crotch then put them back. I waited to hear the response. about a month later i brought it up because i hadnt heard him say anything about it. turns out he wore them to bed one night and woke up with a burning dick and spent 45 minutes in the shower trying to wash it off. right after he realized his dick was burning he called his girlfriend and accused her of giving him an STD and tried to break up with her. i didnt like the bitch so i was okay with this. This war continued all year and is still ongoing. He has not come close to one upping my prank and i dont think he will.
What have you done to someone that resulted in a priceless victory?
