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Putin is far too busy a man to fulfill his physical desires, so he has chosen one man to do the deeds for him, then transfer the energy/aura/experiences to him afterward. Gentlemen, I present to you the Official Groper of Russia:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=fNa7tNFB7c4#!The word on the street is that Obama is looking at implementing a similar strategy for his re-election campaign, and is carefully screening applicants for the job. The successful applicant will have a great deal of prior experience in this department, so get started now! +K for video embed.