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NOT PAIN OR EMOTIONALLY RELATED
I have narrowed it down to two. 1st - getting your earbuds ripped out while listening to music and 2nd - having a hair in your mouth
How about yourself?
When you look down at the landing of a jump in midair while overshooting and watch all the transition dissapear from underneath you, and realize: I'm going to eat shit.
Hearing a knock on the door mid living room bong sesh and walking over to look through the big clear window in the door and seeing a police officer. The amount of panic is over 9000.
or half way through a pow day and you go in the lodge to eat some grub and all the snow and ice in your gear melts and your wet and freezing all day...
When stuck up bitches get mad because you decided to switch out of the "cool" homecoming group and go with your best friends instead. So they say that my (already insecure) girlfriend will just bring down the group pictures anyways and make shit up that she never even said and make her feel like shit and leave school early. Really fucking grinds my gears because I don't give two fucks about what they think, but my girlfriend does and I fucking hate that they take it out on her and make her feel like absolute shit when I wanted to switch out of their shitty fucking group.
I live in a college town with probably the most up tight police force in the state. I was grilling right in front of our porch which is evidently illegal. I just stepped outside and locked the door behind me to talk to the officer. I was a bit nervous, especially since the neighbors house just got full on raided for very minimal drug traffic, they found like 10 grams and some paraphernalia which is a small fraction of what's in our house.
I love that feeling, it's all warm and squidgey between your toes. It's second only to barefoot crushing a steamy pile of puppy poo between your toes on a hot summer day.
For sports it's that moment u realize u need to slow down while simultaneously losing control. In life...at the beginning of a relationship and having no option but to take a massive shit at a new gfs house
IDK if anyone else gets this but for me if I cover my eyes with something like a blanket, lie down and stay still I occasionally get this absolutely terrible feeling, like I'm about to die. It's kind of hard to explain, might be something like Vertigo, but I'm not sure. Either way scares the shit out of me. Worst part is when you slip into it while your sleeping, I woke up one time and just thinking about anything made my head hurt a ton.
First of either trying to fart and at the last moment realizing that its a steamy shit or realizing you have to diarrhea and knowing your not gonna be able to make it to a toilet.
Also puking while bending over to far and all the puke coming out of your nose but then still realizing there's another puke yet to come.