so it was sunday morning arond 9am and I was waking up from a night of serious partying...
ass soon as I woke up i not only was missing my glasses so i could not see, I could not find my phone, and the worst part my pants were missing. I wasn't to worried cuz shit like this happens to me all the time, but I'd never lost my pants. so anyway i didn't have my keys, wallet, phone, glasses.. so i pop in some contacts and begin my search.
I head over to my boi's place who i was last with and wuz like "wtf happend" and he was like, "we were wasted, got kicked outa that party for telling girls they could do pornos and shit, i peaced out around 2 from behind albertsons"
go over there and look for my shit, don't find it
shortyly after receive a call from my parents telling me the cops are looking for me because they found my patns with all my shit in them and 1 shoe. lol. they thought I had been murdered or raped or some shit. lol.
any way went home called the cop to bring me my shit and he did, but the asshole stole my glasses.. but I didn't want to push my luck.
