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The Golden Wheelchair - August 13

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J.D.
Posts: 21362 - Karma: 5,142
This Friday the 13th's awarding of the Golden Wheelchair Designation of Ignorance award is upon us, and we dedicate this one to Crystal-Needs-A -Park, who, due to internet problems, is having trouble connecting to NS at home. Anyways, without further ado, here is this week's winner:

Sohcahtoa, from the 'Why I hate som conservatives' thread in NSG.

''heres why i dont like some liberals. you cant tell the difference between a conservative and an assbag. and again, making lib look like a four letter word. none of the 'leftists' on here can offer shit. bigj has the limbaugh crew repped proper''

Congratulations, that post was on a completely different continent from making sense. Thanks to all those who made impressively stupid contributions this week, we couldn't do this without you. Keep up the... I want to say 'good work', but... ah, whatever.

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In a haze
A stormy haze
I’ll be around
I’ll be loving you
Always
Always

Here I am
And I’ll take my time
Here I am
And I’ll wait in line
Always
Always...
Aug 13 2004 11:42PM
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proZach
Posts: 7163 - Karma: 919
que?
Aug 13 2004 11:44PM
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jksl
Posts: 12727 - Karma: 854
maybe someday i can win a golden wheelchair
it would be cool if there was an actual trophy of a gold wheelchair

Jeff
Poniverus
Aug 13 2004 11:46PM
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GeneralButtNaked
Posts: 7854 - Karma: 89
JD, any honorable mentions this week?





i was going to go for a quad daffy but i was like, why huck? -mommy
Aug 13 2004 11:56PM
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misterbinz
Posts: 1099 - Karma: 10
I love this award

Lateralis, on his turn-ons:
'a shaved box, i dont want no fucken rain forest greeting me when i tear off those little cotton panties, id much rather have a nice gaping axe wound that is dripping with wetness while i stare at it in amazement and eat that shit like its elephant food!'
Aug 13 2004 11:57PM
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kyle_w
Posts: 6805 - Karma: 23
god damn it anyone have any suggestions on how to win this award its my new goal
Aug 14 2004 12:03AM
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J.D.
Posts: 21362 - Karma: 5,142
Couple of honourable mentions:

1080bio (on warren miller): waren miller sucks all his new movies are horible he talks way to much just get some good nusic and have all good skiers in ur movies insted of racer faggots and stuff

R5tommy
Subject: One more reason i dislike some conservatives
Forum: NSG
2004-08-07 17:06:14
''i think he has as much freedom to take down anti america posters as you do to make them''


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In a haze
A stormy haze
I’ll be around
I’ll be loving you
Always
Always

Here I am
And I’ll take my time
Here I am
And I’ll wait in line
Always
Always...
Aug 14 2004 12:17AM
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Jaskittin
Posts: 5606 - Karma: 195
well, anti bush isnt anti america, just if it is extreme, but accutally, he probably does have the same rights to take it down, if its on a public note board.





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Aug 14 2004 12:34AM
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J.D.
Posts: 21362 - Karma: 5,142
^I'd submit that one if it wasn't pretty much the same as r5tommy's. You don't have a right to stop people from posting their political opinions, einstein. You can put up your own poster, but you can't take others' down from an area that's meant for the public to post things. It's actually illegal. In this case, the poster was on private property (a shop window), so it's illegal again.

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In a haze
A stormy haze
I’ll be around
I’ll be loving you
Always
Always

Here I am
And I’ll take my time
Here I am
And I’ll wait in line
Always
Always...
Aug 14 2004 12:43AM
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sim
Posts: 1399 - Karma: -6
Maybe they should make it legal. You know, rights do need to be protected afterall. Just like my right to not wear a seatbelt if I so choose. Oh wait, I don't have that right.


signatures are for pussies
Aug 14 2004 1:05AM
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J.D.
Posts: 21362 - Karma: 5,142
^So I guess we know your stance on euthanasia now, huh?

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In a haze
A stormy haze
I’ll be around
I’ll be loving you
Always
Always

Here I am
And I’ll take my time
Here I am
And I’ll wait in line
Always
Always...
Aug 14 2004 1:15AM
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g-g-g-unit
Posts: 465 - Karma: 10
buddy up here^^'s really gunnin for next weeks award
Aug 14 2004 2:26AM
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Saltines
Posts: 1204 - Karma: 11
I WANT THE AWARD!
My finger has a mind of its own!
Aug 14 2004 2:37AM
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wilkesyachtingco
Posts: 4425 - Karma: 41
the award goes to those members who ordinarily dont make stupid posts, or at least to those who arent generally known for it, but who really let it slip. you ^ are already known to be a complete dolt, and are therefore not in the running for any consideration.

if you really want one though, you might be able to get one if you follow these simple steps:

1. get a large basin of water
2. come to the realization that you are a swineherd.
3. insert your head entirely in the basin of water.
4. inhale deeply.

















Mercy's eyes are blue
When she places them in front of you
Nothing holds a roman candle to
The solemn warmth you feel inside
Aug 14 2004 3:21AM
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DynastarriderGP
Posts: 8258 - Karma: 214
^Ain't it the truth



Check out the trailer to Minor Threat. It features the best skiers from all over New York State (It's under the edits/shorts section or in Huckfest900's profile)



Peter: When you go on a cruise you need to build up a base tan.
Chris: But I heard that in tanning booths you can get something called Melenoma
Peter: Don't worry son that's just fancy talk for sexified.



Member 957,647,789,468,952,001,657
Aug 14 2004 9:41AM
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proZach
Posts: 7163 - Karma: 919
im not sure what this award means
Aug 14 2004 12:05PM
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sim
Posts: 1399 - Karma: -6
Yes, its something you have to do with cattle often. Sometimes its because they break their legs in gopher holes. But we must protect the right of the gopher.


signatures are for pussies
Aug 14 2004 12:32PM
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clrumivier4life
Posts: 2429 - Karma: 9
shut the fuck up, you're trying too hard.


SkeeOrDie: I don't hate boarders, I hate fuckers, and 8-year olds that call everyone nigger face.
Aug 14 2004 1:20PM
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P-JO
Posts: 6853 - Karma: 75
Bravo JD, you truly are the intelligence behind NS.com and are fit to give this award, and gosh darnit, people like you! Keep on readin' and puttin' stupider people down!




patj
Aug 14 2004 1:30PM
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J.D.
Posts: 21362 - Karma: 5,142
^I'm actually just filling in for CNAP... I could have someone else give it out, we all have an equal vote in the actual council. Maybe I'll ask Ghostdragon to present it next week, would that be better?

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In a haze
A stormy haze
I’ll be around
I’ll be loving you
Always
Always

Here I am
And I’ll take my time
Here I am
And I’ll wait in line
Always
Always...
Aug 14 2004 1:46PM
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Ahmets_Brother
Posts: 20283 - Karma: 5,931
maybe one day ill be dumb enough to be in the golden wheelchair


dont go to new york. all it has to offer is i love ny stickers
member 9020
newbies are our future unless if we stop them now!
'dont fuck with me cause the last person that fucked with me....well they lived a pretty normal life'- misty7
'ok im gonnago play pocket tanks...the only game that runs on my computer'-cruz
Aug 14 2004 2:39PM
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sim
Posts: 1399 - Karma: -6
You want me to try harder?


signatures are for pussies
Aug 14 2004 3:44PM
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1080bio
Posts: 2042 - Karma: 5
i like how my post actually makes sence and i got an honarable mention because warren miller if an old faggot and his movies do acctually suck



what happined to drugs, sex, & rock and roll...now adays we have aids crack and techno.......
Guns N' Roses
Aug 14 2004 3:50PM
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wilkesyachtingco
Posts: 4425 - Karma: 41
bristol- if im not mistake, you were nominated a few weeks ago, and i am pretty sure that you won it for your post about breaking rabbits spines with 2x4's. i remember it certainly being up for debate within the commitee.















Mercy's eyes are blue
When she places them in front of you
Nothing holds a roman candle to
The solemn warmth you feel inside
Aug 14 2004 3:56PM
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Ahmets_Brother
Posts: 20283 - Karma: 5,931
YES YES I WIN!!!!! I AM VICTORIOUS!! LOVE ME! LOVE ME!!!


dont go to new york. all it has to offer is i love ny stickers
member 9020
newbies are our future unless if we stop them now!
'dont fuck with me cause the last person that fucked with me....well they lived a pretty normal life'- misty7
'ok im gonnago play pocket tanks...the only game that runs on my computer'-cruz
Aug 14 2004 3:59PM
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jibtastic
Posts: 4391 - Karma: 67
lol. I didn't know we awards like this? ..this is awesome!



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that is quite jibtastic, sir.

'the 06 PE's will have tiny spinners for rivits.
' mommy on the blingiest skis ever, the 06 PE's.
Aug 14 2004 8:06PM
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DynastarriderGP
Posts: 8258 - Karma: 214
Actually I do remember that.



Check out the trailer to Minor Threat. It features the best skiers from all over New York State (It's under the edits/shorts section or in Huckfest900's profile)



Peter: When you go on a cruise you need to build up a base tan.
Chris: But I heard that in tanning booths you can get something called Melenoma
Peter: Don't worry son that's just fancy talk for sexified.



Member 957,647,789,468,952,001,657
Aug 14 2004 8:13PM
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404404
Posts: 11358 - Karma: 21,034
you didnt win shit giray, its a commite that decides it. And for the record yes brisolrider got a peice of wood (NOT A 2X4 COCK SUCKERS) and hit a bunny that was hideing in my moms flowers. What the stupid thing was 5 min eailer he yhells 'holy shit a giant toad!'. Well the stupid pice of shit couldnt tell the diffrence beteewn a rabit and a toad. And his brother Ahmet Dynarider finshed the rabit off, i taped 1/2 of it.
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Aug 14 2004 9:15PM
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Ahmets_Brother
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^ahahahaha so true....i caught a glimpse of it and it looked like a giant toad...but then i got a better look and i saw it was a rabbit so im like 'why the fuck isnt this thing running?' then im like 'oh well must be a retarded one...heres my chance to kill' so i went and got like a .5in by 2 and broke its spine


dont go to new york. all it has to offer is i love ny stickers
member 9020
newbies are our future unless if we stop them now!
'dont fuck with me cause the last person that fucked with me....well they lived a pretty normal life'- misty7
'ok im gonnago play pocket tanks...the only game that runs on my computer'-cruz
Aug 15 2004 6:01PM
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