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Donkey dicks, love 'em or hate em?

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OldDirtyPete
Posts: 453 - Karma: 299
Sometimes donkey dicks help me set up for a bigger spin off and I feel like a boss. But some of the time they eat me up and I fall on my head. Do you guys like your rails with a big ol' donkey dick or without?
Sep 2 2011 8:31PM
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CRiP
Posts: 1323 - Karma: 482
8=D
Sep 2 2011 8:33PM
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Milksteak
Posts: 9948 - Karma: 833
The rails to riches donkey dick fucked my shit. Hate em
Sep 2 2011 8:33PM
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Scott0_robot0
Posts: 3291 - Karma: 212
they are fun but i like other kind of rails just as much
Sep 2 2011 8:36PM
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.squirrely.
Posts: 7563 - Karma: 7,546
i like mellow ones, hate steep ones
Sep 2 2011 8:42PM
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Lemuel
Posts: 14505 - Karma: 10,764
It's a love hate relationship. After I get them for the first time (usually takes quite a few hits) I love them.
Sep 2 2011 8:48PM
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Algebra
Posts: 5215 - Karma: 1,677
Depends how long the rail is. The longer the rail the less I like cause of the more speed going into it kinda throws u off balance
Sep 2 2011 8:49PM
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Njens.
Posts: 1688 - Karma: 46
I like em



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Sep 2 2011 8:49PM
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RockNRollNghtClb
Posts: 2013 - Karma: 2,509
R u the kid that has the hyphy wu tang hoodie????????
Sep 2 2011 10:41PM
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rtav
Posts: 227 - Karma: 90
Shattered patella two years ago, don't like them.
Sep 2 2011 10:54PM
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n_harps
Posts: 68 - Karma: 10
Hate em. they always kick me off weird
Sep 2 2011 10:55PM
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jamodeo
Posts: 3040 - Karma: 663
love spinning out hate spinning on and 50 50's, ended up with 8 staples in my head 50-50ing a down flat this year
Sep 2 2011 10:58PM
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skiEER
Posts: 4089 - Karma: 79
what he said
Sep 2 2011 11:01PM
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TOAST.
Posts: 7533 - Karma: 36,814
how did you manage that. I literally cannot think of anyway that 5050ing would lead to staples in my head.
Sep 3 2011 12:00AM
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andstuff
Posts: 1118 - Karma: 61
ew
Sep 3 2011 12:03AM
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Jibbin_Ur_Face
Posts: 2536 - Karma: 763
Love em
Sep 3 2011 12:35AM
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Njens.
Posts: 1688 - Karma: 46
maybe



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Sep 3 2011 12:44AM
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jamodeo
Posts: 3040 - Karma: 663
50-50 into the kink bucked me forward somehow, was kind of steep landed on my chest knee scorpion'd like as if i was kicking myself in the butt but my back tip caught the back of my head dug in like 1/2 inch got a severe concussion dont really remember it
Sep 3 2011 1:09AM
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Gstrong
Posts: 4776 - Karma: 519
i loooove donkey dicks
Sep 3 2011 1:12AM
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jabroni.
Posts: 662 - Karma: 235
if they are steepish rails to not steep landings they need a donkey dick or else you land really hard ya know?
Sep 3 2011 3:00PM
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-emile-
Posts: 6613 - Karma: 8,592
im sowy but ,
whats a donkey dick rail
Sep 3 2011 3:14PM
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broto
Posts: 9039 - Karma: 25,664
mmmm i love riding them they are so smooth and nice and hard in your butt....



oh shit we're talking about grind rails and skiing? fuck
Sep 3 2011 3:34PM
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dispatchQ_main
Posts: 2619 - Karma: 629
Helmet?
Sep 3 2011 4:30PM
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JakeSalvador
Posts: 2741 - Karma: 1,309
blind 2 outs <3
Sep 3 2011 5:41PM
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Jahrassicpark
Posts: 2075 - Karma: 38
They kinda sketch me out, I either get a great hit off one or screw up real bad, but if you hit em right I love em
Sep 4 2011 12:39AM
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egg.
Posts: 3231 - Karma: 3,477
depends.
Sep 4 2011 12:50AM
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A.Eberhard
Posts: 4426 - Karma: 415
It's a love hate realtionship... but not right I really like them. Donkey Dicks allow you to grip the rail better. Makes the front 4's much easier.
Sep 4 2011 12:57AM
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GreenStezz
Posts: 3570 - Karma: 714
Gotta love them!......................
Sep 4 2011 12:58AM
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Chilly.
Posts: 930 - Karma: 24
A kid I went to camp with nutted on a real steep one...he peed blood for 3 days...
Sep 4 2011 1:05AM
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Executive.
Posts: 267 - Karma: 220
Does omebody want to tell me what the fuck a donkey dick is before I feel anymore retarded!
Sep 4 2011 2:00AM
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CassiusClay
Posts: 1757 - Karma: 2
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Basically a small flat section right at the end of a rail. Commonly found on down rails.
Sep 4 2011 2:25AM
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jibbinc.
Posts: 3355 - Karma: 2,497


love em for the extra pop
Sep 4 2011 2:50AM
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Iratebeggar
Posts: 143 - Karma: 150
hate em
Sep 4 2011 6:19AM
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Milksteak
Posts: 9948 - Karma: 833
What is dat?
Sep 4 2011 4:08PM
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monkatizer
Posts: 4704 - Karma: 1,518
theres one at sugarbush that i accidently fliped off of and ate shit. never hit it again...
Sep 4 2011 4:20PM
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WoodwardCopper
Posts: 219 - Karma: 6,494
Love em!
Sep 5 2011 2:26PM
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.Hugo.
Posts: 17360 - Karma: 28,488
love em
Sep 5 2011 2:31PM
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Inline.
Posts: 4424 - Karma: 432
If you aren't ready for it when you get to it, the big ol dick will fuck you up
Sep 5 2011 2:37PM
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Milksteak
Posts: 9948 - Karma: 833
haha yup, that's what happened to me.
Sep 5 2011 11:50PM
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IanAvery-Leaf
Posts: 9932 - Karma: 9,411
love em
Sep 5 2011 11:55PM
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Alex.B
Posts: 302 - Karma: 337
if im to far back hate em. love to spin out with them though
Sep 5 2011 11:55PM
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cultrara
Posts: 5147 - Karma: 46,849
nuff said

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Sep 5 2011 11:59PM
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rickysick
Posts: 54 - Karma: -6
I love sucking dick, does that count?

Sep 6 2011 3:41AM
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AWALLRUS.
Posts: 5762 - Karma: 223
I LIKE IT WHEN THEY'RE 2FT LONG
Sep 6 2011 7:34AM
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Waldo-
Posts: 1026 - Karma: 184
your momentum was wrong
Sep 6 2011 1:04PM
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MacNsteaze
Posts: 366 - Karma: 310
like them more then just down rails cause you can actually get some pop off of it, some get sketch tho
Sep 6 2011 1:21PM
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PJS.
Posts: 11943 - Karma: 895
Hatehatehatehate
Sep 6 2011 2:05PM
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AGOF
Posts: 2038 - Karma: 3,607
i love them, i can get much smoother spins off with the pop they add

Sep 7 2011 8:23PM
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DannyWarley
Posts: 120 - Karma: 433
you gotta love the dick
Nov 22 2012 5:48AM
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original
Posts: 377 - Karma: 877
they're not that bad, as long as they're not in your mouth, hahaha.

Nov 22 2012 10:00AM
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jrl
Posts: 1227 - Karma: 1,239
currently not enjoying sunday rivers new donkey dick
Nov 22 2012 12:49PM
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