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the many uses of duct tape

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Mavrck
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Duct Tape could be the most useful thing on the planet.....i have a few of my own uses for it....i made a basketball hoop out of it one time...i also made a wallet and when the lawn mower handle came off i duct taped it back on...works good as new....What else have u used it on?
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Aug 13 2004 10:15AM
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west
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Condoms.




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...then fade away
Aug 13 2004 10:15AM
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manus
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continually patched split snowpants until the entire butt was duct-tape - learned just how much duct-tape likes to slide on the snow.

also fixed a broken ski with a peice of 2x4 and duct-tape, it didn't flex too well, but it skied very fast in a straight line.


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Aug 13 2004 10:17AM
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faah
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my last mountain bike was held together with ductape

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Aug 13 2004 11:49AM
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P-JO
Posts: 6853 - Karma: 75
clothes




patj
Aug 13 2004 12:02PM
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KillerMonkey
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my friend made a whole backpack out of ducttape, and hes plannin to make a suit for the prom, he says you can get a scholarship for this stuff




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Aug 13 2004 12:28PM
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ScratchCobra66
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Using duct tape as a condom would hurt.

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Aug 13 2004 12:29PM
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triebby
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everything. did you know you can get different colored duct tape?


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Aug 13 2004 12:30PM
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skierdudeguy
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fucked up bases? no problem! use duct tape!




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Aug 13 2004 1:01PM
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*Fujative*
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google it, you can find may thing to make for idea and plans.
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Aug 13 2004 1:18PM
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kkskishv
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my nalg-

h o l i d a y - v a l l e y - f r e e s t y l e
Aug 13 2004 5:53PM
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kkskishv
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gray camo, caution, lime green, blue, green camo, light pink, red and hot pink
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Aug 13 2004 5:54PM
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proZach
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i think im going to go buy some duct tape right now
Aug 13 2004 5:56PM
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snowcone311
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you can make clothes
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Aug 13 2004 6:06PM
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M+M
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YEAH i made wallets, my friends made shoes, gloves, vests, hats, all of it, and made tons of money, it was so sick but i mean, who the fuck wants to wear ducktape hat

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dude i talked to them about it and they said 'our budget doesnt alow it' fuck that.....they just think im ugly-bristolrider
Aug 13 2004 6:08PM
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Lateralis
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well this one time my gf didnt feel like taking a load in her mouth and so i blew without telling her and i was quick on the draw with the duct tape and i taped her semen filled mouth shut, taped her hands behind her back and fucked her in the ass and busted a nut inside her ass and taped her asshole shut. it was funny when she finally regained conciousness


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Aug 13 2004 6:12PM
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What_A_Wookie
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^^over the top??? naw....
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2. Before you attack her, wrap your attacker.
3. Don't be silly, protect your willy.
4. When in doubt, shroud your spout.
5. Don't be a loner, cover your boner.
6. You can't go wrong if you shield your dong.
7. If you're not going to sack it, go home and whack it.
8. If you think she's spunky, cover your monkey.
9. If you slip between her thighs, be sure to condomize.
10. It will be sweeter if you wrap your peter.
11. She won't get sick if you wrap your dick
12. If you go into heat, package your meat.
13. While you're undressing venus, dress up that penis.
14. When you take of her pants and blouse, be sure to suit up your trouser mouse.
15. Especially in December, gift wrap your member.
16. Never, never deck her with an unwrapped pecker.
Aug 13 2004 6:27PM
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Lateralis
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no of course it wasnt over the top, i made it up to her by taking her to macdonalds for a big mac so she could actually take a shit


'Did you know that average penis size is 6.4inches and that the average vaginal canal is 7.9inches? Therefore.... in this country alone, there is over 17,000 miles of unused virgin pussy' - Poolhall Junkies
Aug 13 2004 6:29PM
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fulltiltrocker
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my borther made a little dude out of duct tape.. he named him frank and throws him in front of cars






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Aug 13 2004 7:40PM
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General_Shredgnar
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One time I was at flight training school, and I was forced to use this crashed plane. I went to the pharmicy and bought a shopping cart of duck tape, went to my plane, made wings, and made a hull out of it, and fixed the motor with it. I gave me one good flight with my instructor, but the second time, one wing came off, and luckily I had done a lot of simulation, so I had to lean faaaar to the right, but the landing was hard, I had a cuncossion, luckily that was all.
C-Man
Aug 13 2004 8:15PM
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SCSkiAndSurf
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good for fixing surfboards unless its got the stupid air holes
Aug 13 2004 8:54PM
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1080bio
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iv made yamikas out of duck tape for some jewish kids. i made them out of camo duck tape so they could hide from hitler



what happined to drugs, sex, & rock and roll...now adays we have aids crack and techno.......
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Aug 13 2004 9:31PM
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trevorwoulddoit
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Aug 13 2004 9:46PM
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1080bio
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u moron it wasnt a joke



what happined to drugs, sex, & rock and roll...now adays we have aids crack and techno.......
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Aug 13 2004 9:57PM
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soup
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haha...camo...hide...hehe

ive covered my skis in pink and camo duct tape, ive covered my ski poles in pink duct tape, i dont know how to make a wallet but i wnat one, im making a helmet and covering it in camo duct tape. its gonna be sick
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Aug 13 2004 10:11PM
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General_Shredgnar
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If you havee a trampoline, you can duct tape your edges and go on the tramp with your skis, my friend does that.
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Aug 13 2004 10:14PM
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skierdudeguy
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hitler isnt that nice. but id rather have him knock on my door then those damn jahovahs witnesses




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Aug 14 2004 8:51PM
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PocketRocketRipper
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duct tape removes warts, there was a thread about it a little while ago

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Aug 14 2004 8:56PM
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soup
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yay i made that thread about the warts. it still isnt gone by the way.
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ARMADAS ARE THE BEST SKI!!!BUY THEM

And no, I'm not getting photo incentives from those ads. If i wanted to do that, I'd just say 'Rip Curl, Nordica, Marker, Level, Astrix.' See? Now i've made money.' - Brad Holmes to some idiot kid from Potland Maine

'If I had to think about my steeze it wouldn't be mine. It's got to come naturally. Style is your own way to be, to ride, to live.' - Dan Mavrey, Pro wakeboarder
Aug 14 2004 10:09PM
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Mavrck
Posts: 2765 - Karma: 27
oww.....ive never tried it on snow...i think im gonna duck tape some old shoes to some wood...sand the fronts to a rounded edge so as not to eat shit...and try to ski em in my yard...maybe even get the courage to hit a jump....
DO$


'Some ski for the fun of it.....I....I ski for the hell of it..'
Aug 15 2004 4:12PM
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fizzlefry
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i made a loin cloth out of duct tape
Aug 15 2004 5:40PM
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Ahmets_Brother
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i tried taping up my shorts at placid when they ripped but it didnt stick


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Aug 15 2004 5:42PM
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Jaskittin
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u can always use it to tape your cock to your leg if it gets in the way of sports.





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Aug 15 2004 5:52PM
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gsqueen
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SWIM SUITS




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Aug 15 2004 5:53PM
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ScratchCobra66
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duct tape your ass shut.

-Tim Light-



I ♥ ♥, because without ♥ there would be no ♥ to ♥. This is why I ♥ ♥. Because ♥ing ♥ is the very cool and ♥ing thing to do. So come on a feel the ♥. Once you feel the ♥, you will realize why i ♥ ♥ing ♥ so much.
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Aug 15 2004 6:09PM
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jibtastic
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the only 2 things needed in life:
duct tape
pepto bismal

thats it.



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Aug 15 2004 9:38PM
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P-JO
Posts: 6853 - Karma: 75
^bahaha, I drink pepto bismal like its water..


but I also drink water like its pepto bismal..

whats that mean? I don't know, I'm high, common.




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Aug 15 2004 9:41PM
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SkiYaLataHata
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HaHa classic line right there!
Aug 15 2004 10:10PM
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soup
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for diets


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ARMADAS ARE THE BEST SKI!!!BUY THEM

And no, I'm not getting photo incentives from those ads. If i wanted to do that, I'd just say 'Rip Curl, Nordica, Marker, Level, Astrix.' See? Now i've made money.' - Brad Holmes to some idiot kid from Potland Maine

'If I had to think about my steeze it wouldn't be mine. It's got to come naturally. Style is your own way to be, to ride, to live.' - Dan Mavrey, Pro wakeboarder
Aug 15 2004 10:53PM
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alev
Posts: 7819 - Karma: 410
i made a duck tape wallet, i wasted alot of time there, but i wanna put some camno duct tape on my poles, thatd be killer

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Aug 16 2004 10:23AM
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michelle
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my poles are covered in camo duct tape
Aug 16 2004 10:26AM
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ilovehead
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Bad idea: covering a casted broken limb with duct tape, i did that once and the duct tape didn't let the cast breathe so sweat couldn't escape and my foot turned white and smelled really bad.
Aug 16 2004 10:53AM
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skiingisforcoolpplonly
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Duct tape someone to a goal post. That would be fucking wicked!
Aug 16 2004 11:00AM
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skierdudeguy
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ive got a red duct tape wallet with diagonal lines of whit running all over it. its purty. my friend who made it also sells them on ebay

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Aug 18 2004 11:49PM
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KillerMonkey
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duct tape someone shut inside a porta potty




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Aug 19 2004 2:20PM
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poor@$$skibum
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i busted some part on a trailer that holds the leaf springs on. 2 rolls of duct tape and it was good fer 120 miles
fat people should avoid buffets.
Aug 19 2004 2:27PM
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rightcoastskier
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yeaa my friends shoes didnt have ne laces so we just duct taped them to his feet worked great

ok
Aug 19 2004 6:31PM
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Public_Enemy0255
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i made shoes outta tape one time so i could go into an arby's...no shoes no shirt no service...
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Aug 19 2004 6:44PM
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alev
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i no kids who broke a tree and didnt want their mom to know so they ducked taped it together and waited for a storm and would knock it down

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Aug 19 2004 7:10PM
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skibrdingbitch
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if you can't duct it fuck it..
i knew a girl at camp who made a duct tape skirt, it was crazy and took her forever long to do, i have made several duct tape wallets takes alot of time, but mine were hella sweet even had a pocket for your change and everything


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Aug 19 2004 7:40PM
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