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Narf
Posts: 69 - Karma: 10
Alright, this is how it goes:
Some on says _ is to _ as _is to _. Ex. Skis are to me as nuts are to a squirl. And what you do is answer the persons above you, and then make the first analogy of your own, and then the next person answers yours and then make their own. Lets see who can be the most Creative. Ill start with the first set:

Drugs are to dealers as

Aug 12 2004 6:09PM
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FUUUCK
Posts: 18426 - Karma: 4,888
your mom is to me
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Bloodninja:I can no longer resist the pizza. I open the box and unzip my pants with my other hand. As I penetrate the gooey cheese, I moan in ecstacy. The mushrooms and Italian sausage are rough, but the sauce is deliciously soothing. I blow my load in seconds. As you leave the bathroom, I exit through the front door....



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Aug 12 2004 6:11PM
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P-JO
Posts: 6853 - Karma: 75
cognitive theorys are to assumptions as...




patj
Aug 12 2004 6:14PM
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Public_Enemy0255
Posts: 2994 - Karma: 17
what the fuck
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someone say sumthin?
Aug 12 2004 6:28PM
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KillerMonkey
Posts: 6436 - Karma: 109
this is fucked up




JIBARITO
(its actually a restaurant in Peurto Rico)

Guitaring for life

Aug 12 2004 6:29PM
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mommy
Posts: 12072 - Karma: 59
cock as to suck as feces is to _

tinkpigers
Aug 12 2004 6:58PM
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Jaskittin
Posts: 5606 - Karma: 195
smell




Dicks are to Pussys as





Joke Of The Week

A beautiful, voluptuous woman goes to a gynecologist. The doctor
takes one look at this woman and all his professionalism goes
out the window. He immediately tells her to undress. After she
has disrobed he begins to stroke her thigh.

As he does this he says to the woman, 'Do you know what I'm
doing?'

'Yes,' she says, 'you're checking for any abrasions or
dermatological abnormalities.'

'That is correct,' says the doctor. He then begins to fondle her
breasts.

'Do you know what I'm doing now?' he asks.

'Yes,' says the woman, 'you're checking for any lumps or breast
cancer.'

'That's right,' replies the doctor. He then begins to have
sexual intercourse with the woman. He says to her, 'Do you know
what I'm doing now?'

'Yes,' she says. 'You're getting herpes, which is why I came
here in the first place.'






Aug 12 2004 6:59PM
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mommy
Posts: 12072 - Karma: 59
feces is to tickling as rocket launchers are to _

tinkpigers
Aug 12 2004 7:00PM
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mommy
Posts: 12072 - Karma: 59
nobody understands.

tinkpigers
Aug 12 2004 7:00PM
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ScratchCobra66
Posts: 3688 - Karma: 11
I do.


-Tim Light-



I ♥ ♥, because without ♥ there would be no ♥ to ♥. This is why I ♥ ♥. Because ♥ing ♥ is the very cool and ♥ing thing to do. So come on a feel the ♥. Once you feel the ♥, you will realize why i ♥ ♥ing ♥ so much.
-Skiierman
Aug 12 2004 7:01PM
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Jaskittin
Posts: 5606 - Karma: 195
dude, i get it, its not that fucking hard, u answer the persons before you, and and then make the first part of ur own, like i answered mommys up there, then made the first comparison, and then someone was spose to go as _is to _.





Joke Of The Week

A beautiful, voluptuous woman goes to a gynecologist. The doctor
takes one look at this woman and all his professionalism goes
out the window. He immediately tells her to undress. After she
has disrobed he begins to stroke her thigh.

As he does this he says to the woman, 'Do you know what I'm
doing?'

'Yes,' she says, 'you're checking for any abrasions or
dermatological abnormalities.'

'That is correct,' says the doctor. He then begins to fondle her
breasts.

'Do you know what I'm doing now?' he asks.

'Yes,' says the woman, 'you're checking for any lumps or breast
cancer.'

'That's right,' replies the doctor. He then begins to have
sexual intercourse with the woman. He says to her, 'Do you know
what I'm doing now?'

'Yes,' she says. 'You're getting herpes, which is why I came
here in the first place.'






Aug 12 2004 7:02PM
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alev
Posts: 7819 - Karma: 410
nope

...RUN FOR COVER PRODUCTIONS...
Aug 12 2004 7:03PM
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*i<3snow*
Posts: 6440 - Karma: 41
puppy is to dog as cat is to kitten

i dont get it?




~*Michelle

->'the CD goes right here. the speakers...oh well one of 'em's broken, but THIS speaker is good, and these wires, they are really good!'

'I dont think rich will ever be an insult. That's like calling someone pretty and trying to offend them.' *ICE-IS-SCARY



Aug 12 2004 7:58PM
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Matty.
Posts: 9458 - Karma: 105
this thread is to me as serial killers are to santa clause

-Matty
Kill his family and then at his funeral show him the videotape of you killing htem and then when he starts crying throw flour at him and shove poo in his nostrils. -Mikee talking about getting revenge on hackers
Aug 12 2004 8:00PM
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WONTON
Posts: 6951 - Karma: 55
plump is to wonton as McFlurries is to..




Jeepers Creepers, where'd you get the neat sneakers?!?!
Aug 12 2004 8:02PM
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misterbinz
Posts: 1099 - Karma: 10
my belly

Lateralis, on his turn-ons:
'a shaved box, i dont want no fucken rain forest greeting me when i tear off those little cotton panties, id much rather have a nice gaping axe wound that is dripping with wetness while i stare at it in amazement and eat that shit like its elephant food!'
Aug 12 2004 9:47PM
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soup
Posts: 6345 - Karma: 4,442
it doesnt work cause its hard to tell when people post.


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ARMADAS ARE THE BEST SKI!!!BUY THEM

And no, I'm not getting photo incentives from those ads. If i wanted to do that, I'd just say 'Rip Curl, Nordica, Marker, Level, Astrix.' See? Now i've made money.' - Brad Holmes to some idiot kid from Potland Maine

'If I had to think about my steeze it wouldn't be mine. It's got to come naturally. Style is your own way to be, to ride, to live.' - Dan Mavrey, Pro wakeboarder
Aug 12 2004 9:54PM
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danbrown
Posts: 11939 - Karma: 21,833
this is just like a big stupid analogy test from english class....




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Aug 12 2004 9:57PM
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