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awww someone wrote a song for me
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skibm22
Date Sent:
2004-08-12 12:54:17
Heres a little song for u
I like bukkake
And I like anal
I love when men pound me
They stand all around me
They jizz on my face
I don't think of it as a discrace
I love the damn taste
When I think of you
All I want to do
It sit and wash myself
With you poo and goo
I could make a sandwich
Fill it with cum
My tummy says yum
My ass says it wants some
Can you feed me
Spoon by spoon
I swear its all mine
Ill drink it with a smile
It wont take but a while
'Did you know that average penis size is 6.4inches and that the average vaginal canal is 7.9inches? Therefore.... in this country alone, there is over 17,000 miles of unused virgin pussy' - Poolhall Junkies
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cool
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some people like their cucumber pickled
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hahahaha
'Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I will fear no evil..'
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that's so sweet!
I AM A SKIER.
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someone is going to get an anal ravaging tonight
'Did you know that average penis size is 6.4inches and that the average vaginal canal is 7.9inches? Therefore.... in this country alone, there is over 17,000 miles of unused virgin pussy' - Poolhall Junkies
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awww thats soo sweet. what a romantic!
----2ond in Command of DANSA-----
To Huck. v. The act of throwing oneself off of a cornice, cliff, rock, or any other thing that results in an attempt to fly.
If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.
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Priceless...haha
-Tim Light-
I ♥ ♥, because without ♥ there would be no ♥ to ♥. This is why I ♥ ♥. Because ♥ing ♥ is the very cool and ♥ing thing to do. So come on a feel the ♥. Once you feel the ♥, you will realize why i ♥ ♥ing ♥ so much.
-Skiierman
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hhhha
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Bloodninja:I can no longer resist the pizza. I open the box and unzip my pants with my other hand. As I penetrate the gooey cheese, I moan in ecstacy. The mushrooms and Italian sausage are rough, but the sauce is deliciously soothing. I blow my load in seconds. As you leave the bathroom, I exit through the front door....
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PÜþlî© ÉÑémîʧ ²
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hhhha
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Bloodninja:I can no longer resist the pizza. I open the box and unzip my pants with my other hand. As I penetrate the gooey cheese, I moan in ecstacy. The mushrooms and Italian sausage are rough, but the sauce is deliciously soothing. I blow my load in seconds. As you leave the bathroom, I exit through the front door....
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PÜþlî© ÉÑémîʧ ²
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Cute.
Smoking pot leads to uhh... I forget.
50 nuts in your mothafuckin' mouth
What's with all the hate?
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you are perfect for each other!
Pete is currently sulking around Mt. Hood, shooting with Poor Boyz Productions and hitting on Kristi Leskinen. She hates guys, Pete lamented, so it’s not going good. Apparently Canada isn’t the only thing that’s tough for Pete to get into.
-kamikaze
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I think he likes you.
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i know he does
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If you cant say Fu** at least 10 times in one sentence, you must not really be upset.
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Me 'hey, theres a lot of clean people in there that i dont recognize.. must be tourists'
'Im gonna become a conservative before i die, Right before i die, im gonna become a conservative, that way there'll be one less of those bastards' -Morris Baulke
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awwwwww. thats so cute.
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Good Fun With A Hand Gun.
MiKeE: If Shaun White is hot I hope I'm ugly.
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hoodratz47: sweet your now black....
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Simply adorable.
'If you could be the top scientist in your field, or have mad cow disease, which would you choose?' -Harry Caray
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looks like you got your self a true love man
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^ now thats hot
'Did you know that average penis size is 6.4inches and that the average vaginal canal is 7.9inches? Therefore.... in this country alone, there is over 17,000 miles of unused virgin pussy' - Poolhall Junkies
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what about a puppy fucking the baby? eh? eh?
----2ond in Command of DANSA-----
To Huck. v. The act of throwing oneself off of a cornice, cliff, rock, or any other thing that results in an attempt to fly.
If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.
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our so loved lateralis
dont go to new york. all it has to offer is i love ny stickers
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newbies are our future unless if we stop them now!
'dont fuck with me cause the last person that fucked with me....well they lived a pretty normal life'- misty7
'ok im gonnago play pocket tanks...the only game that runs on my computer'-cruz
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skiierman's got it
...RUN FOR COVER PRODUCTIONS...
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GO SOX
REALLY REALLY RIDICLOUSlY gOOD LOOKING
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^ did you really have to ruin the thread like that
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god dammit. fuck man!
-Brady
Masterbinz, on what we say as we are about to die on a jump: 'I usually silently mutter 'damn those canadians''
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typical lateralis
Lateralis, on his turn-ons:
'a shaved box, i dont want no fucken rain forest greeting me when i tear off those little cotton panties, id much rather have a nice gaping axe wound that is dripping with wetness while i stare at it in amazement and eat that shit like its elephant food!'
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tool named an album and a cd after you. but they spelled it lateralUs for some reason, i don't know why....
-Strode
Only in my sweetest dreams do my streams lack troubled waters, shallow pools full of shallow fools...
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because they were smoking too much of the marijuana
-Brady
Masterbinz, on what we say as we are about to die on a jump: 'I usually silently mutter 'damn those canadians''
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It's a really good album too. Creative yet consistent. I would put it in my list of top 10 underappreciated albums.
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BUKKAKE
-Lauren
Lauren and Ella: together changing teenaged boys lives since 2001.
THE FIST OF FURY
Fistin' Mad Bitches!
This is one voice not to forget:
'Fight every fight like you can win;
An iron-fisted champion,
An iron-willed fuck up.'
Skiing's not a sport, it's a lifestyle.
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thats rite, bukkake
I'd rather be rich than stupid.
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that's sexy stef!
SKIER'S IRRESPONSIBILITY CODE
1.ski FAST at ALL TIMES
2.take MAX air at EVERY opportunity
3.POACH everyone's favourite lines
4.IGNORE all posted signs
5.EVADE patrol at all costs
6.SMOKE big fat stinky ones
7.DRINK to excess
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add a catchy toon.....and BAM!!!....we're talkin grammies
**ReHaB iS fOr QuItErS**
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strode, the album is called lateralus but track 9 is called lateralis. goodbye
'Did you know that average penis size is 6.4inches and that the average vaginal canal is 7.9inches? Therefore.... in this country alone, there is over 17,000 miles of unused virgin pussy' - Poolhall Junkies
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Yeah that is pretty cute.
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^(it's the bottom icon just to save you a little time)
no need for apologies
-Strode
Only in my sweetest dreams do my streams lack troubled waters, shallow pools full of shallow fools...
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-Strode
Only in my sweetest dreams do my streams lack troubled waters, shallow pools full of shallow fools...
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^ yeah dude your right, spelled the same way as the title of the cd.
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To Huck. v. The act of throwing oneself off of a cornice, cliff, rock, or any other thing that results in an attempt to fly.
If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.
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cute
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'she acts like i was supposed to stick around... and i told her FUCK THAT! this isnt elimidate' - yammaTom9
$$$$$$NWFT$$$$$$
STENCIL KREW
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Thats some deep shit
RIDEblunt
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lat did you ever give liam your anal ravaging or is he still a virgin?
NINTHWARD-ITS A SKI COMPANY, BITCH!
WORLD FREERIDE CAMP SESSION 3 BIOTCHES
I respected the guy until skibrdginbitch was telling me how she 'dated' him for her two weeks at camp. Hahaha god, I dont know whether to feel worse about skibrdginbtch being an idiot, or TJ and his new batch of STD's- dspin7x
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