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Tonic
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The new facebook trend slamming my newsfeed, anyone know what it means this time?
Sep 1 2011 4:57PM
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General_Ripper
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its how many inches of dick you can take for a certain amount of minutes
Sep 1 2011 4:59PM
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J.M
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Sep 1 2011 4:59PM
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TheHamburglar
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in the ear
Sep 1 2011 5:00PM
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Tonic
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Oh so they finally started flirting around the subject like all the other trends? About fuckin' time they admitting to loving the dick.
Sep 1 2011 5:02PM
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613.
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heard it was how much hair got cut in how many minutes... pretty lame.
Sep 1 2011 5:05PM
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chuck_testa
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something about hair. i thinks its for a breast cancer thing
Sep 1 2011 5:13PM
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1337
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wow, another one of these fucking stupid trends?? suggestive and something that means jack shit?? looks like it.
Sep 1 2011 5:16PM
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Mike-O
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Annoyed by status?

Unfriend --> Problem no more.
Sep 1 2011 5:18PM
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Tonic
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Not as much annoyed as I was just wanting to know what their slutty little statuses are about.
Sep 1 2011 5:32PM
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theabortionator
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How much my dick grew when i stabbed my wiener with steroids.


Should be 4 inches by the next treatment
Sep 1 2011 5:34PM
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Mike-O
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But then again, rather than have someone who annoys you (Tonic, generally speaking, not just about this) as your "friend" blocked on Facebook, why have them at all? I don't know why, but I don't seem to run into any of these trends, or Farmvilles or Questions etc. from my Friends. Is it just a lucky selection, I don't know.

I know some people rack 1500 friends on there and friend every single person they know through a friend of a friend of friend's cousin or everyone at their university or shit like that... but damn, I'd like to see someone go on with good relations (not fakey ones) with 1500 people in their life and still maintaining a pretty regular rat race life. Maybe it's possible, no idea.
Sep 1 2011 6:20PM
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Anathema
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there's another breast cancer awareness thing going on where chicks are posting shit like "i'm (random number) weeks and i'm craving (random candy)"

so i'm 4 weeks and i'm crazy twizzlers, i'm 11 weeks and i'm craving jellybeans..

i don't know how it works, but that's cause i'm a guy. i wont inquire any further.

most the time if there's random shit going on on facebook i'll assume it's some awareness thing or something from a tv show / movie / song that i don't know
Sep 1 2011 6:25PM
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J.M
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i usually only see feed from people i actually pay attention to and interact with. so the people i dont know why im friends with and have never looked at there profile/commented/liked anything of theres, i never see theyre feed.
Sep 1 2011 6:25PM
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Mike-O
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I'd like to see how those idiots are actually raising awareness instead of, you know, raising money for charities and bringing out the word by saying "Support Breast Cancer victims and Spread The Word! etc.

Fuck, Imma start some crazy trend about prostate cancer about how many inches you like up your ass and what food you wanna eat afterwards for consolation.
Sep 1 2011 6:31PM
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jorb.co
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aaaand this helps breast cancer awareness how?
Sep 1 2011 6:35PM
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Slowbro
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It's foot size + time it takes to do your hair.
Sep 1 2011 6:39PM
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.frenchy
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fuck that.
Sep 1 2011 6:45PM
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J.M
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hell ill do that with you
Sep 1 2011 6:48PM
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james6345789
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i'm so damn sick of the "truth is" phase. it died out like a year ago, now it's back. it's for low self esteem girls who like people telling them how important they are
Sep 1 2011 7:56PM
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COrider
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Damn, they have some little feet.
Sep 1 2011 7:58PM
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SkiThe603
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not a clue haven't seen it
Sep 1 2011 8:03PM
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rareison
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Another fucking annoying one is TBH. Fuck, I see it everywhere.
Sep 1 2011 8:15PM
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JIBpsy^^
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I am going top sound like a massive dick right now but people need to shut the fuck up about breast cancer. My grandma had breast cancer so dont go and try to pull some " Whe Wheh you dont know what its like" bullshit on me. Like seriously if you dont know how widespread breast cancer is and are aware of it you live in like the prime evil jungle of africa. There isnt shit awarness for prostate cancer at least when compared to breast cancer. Our society is programmed to shoot you down if you have a penis. Think about it there is a bunch of books and shit titled 6 easy steps to house training your husbands. If that book came out with wife instead of husband it would be the shit show of the century.(exageration) People always tell men to get in touch with their feminine side but no one tells women to get in tune with their masculine side. Just think about it.
Sep 1 2011 8:21PM
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AOTEAROA
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Yay, penis talk.
Sep 1 2011 8:23PM
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Puzzled
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Haaa society, did you ever notice that every kid on NS will scream "Sluuuut!" as soon as a girl they know fucks more than one man (not simultaneously), but as soon as a guy is asking advice on dating or anything related to girls, those same kids will start encouraging OP to fuck both girls, or more girls, etc, etc...
Sep 1 2011 8:29PM
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JIBpsy^^
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^^^^^^^^Meh different but equally valid concept. I was just trying to point out that breast cancer awareness uses prostate cancer awarness as a cum rag. (no pun intended)
Sep 1 2011 8:34PM
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Heinzler
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i feel this is somewhat appropriate the the thread

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Sep 1 2011 8:35PM
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Tonic
Posts: 334 - Karma: 1,653
No, just mildly aroused.
Sep 1 2011 9:27PM
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geteducated
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fortunately for her and my dick, that bikini top has a wire.
Sep 1 2011 9:33PM
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S.C.M.
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i have not seen it yet and i left all the fucks i could give at home
Sep 1 2011 9:55PM
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broto
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yeah because the power to have sex or not to have sex is within the female. if a girl wants to get laid, she could probably pick any single dude from a bar and do him that night, because which man is going to say no? but a dude can't just waltz into a public area and say which one of you wants to fuck me right now? it's not a complete double standard because the genders play different roles in creating a situation like that.
Sep 1 2011 10:09PM
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84891jnf92048
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I don't understand when people do "statuses for cancer" or heart disease or fucking ass tumors or kidney stones or whatever the fuck they are doing them for. How much is making a sexually suggestive status really doing for breast cancer? As far as I know, the only people who do them are skanky-ass slutbags anyway.

It's not like changing your status is raising money for research, and if it has been so encoded that people don't even know what the fucking measurements are about, how the hell is it supposed to spread awareness? They make me way more unaware of whatever is going on than helping me realize whatever the fuck people are talking about.

Fuck Facebook. Fuck people.
Sep 1 2011 10:13PM
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AWALLRUS.
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IVE NEVER SEEN THAT. BUT WHAT I KEEP SEEING ON MY NEWSFEED IS PEOPLE SAYING ___WEEKS AND CRAVING ____(FOOD)

????!?!???
Sep 1 2011 10:15PM
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neutralzombie
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just say, 'your mom, my 7 inches, 45 minutes.'
Sep 1 2011 10:26PM
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Puzzled
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True, I didn't think of that
Sep 1 2011 10:47PM
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J.M
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hahahahaha i might sig this. may i?

Sep 1 2011 11:36PM
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wesley.
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slactivim
Sep 2 2011 2:21AM
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neutralzombie
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no problem ;)
Sep 2 2011 9:16AM
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