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theabortionator
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Not that exciting but whatever. Literally 100%. Def a little different but getting more and more used to it.


cool story hansel
Sep 1 2011 1:12AM
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PeppermillReno
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Fair enough. Concussions alone are scary ass shit.

How do you boof by the way?

Do you need to crush shit up into a powder so it dissolves into your ass? What if you don't break it up enough?
Dec 28 2012 6:35AM
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theabortionator
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You'd probably be better doing an anal parachute if you're going to use powder. Rolls are the easiest thing to boof. Also the best thing. Boofing rolls is supposed to be the best thing ever, but unfortunately I od'd and had to stop doing that before I ever got a chance to boof one.


If you ever go to a festival and have no money on sunday, there are generally some free if you boof em deals or tits for hits but you gotta be a pretty lady for that.
Dec 28 2012 6:38AM
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PeppermillReno
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So can you anal parachute weed?

How long will it take to dissolve till you stop feeling something in your ass?
Dec 28 2012 6:43AM
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theabortionator
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I don't know if that would work. Maybe with tincture. Would be funny to try though. If you're board why not. I was thinking more along the lines of powders. If I start drinking again I'll boof some rum for my comeback tour.
Dec 28 2012 6:45AM
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PeppermillReno
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You've convinced me. What is coke like to boof? Next time I do coke with a chick I will insist it is either boofed or we chef some rock if she says no to boofing. Lol I never liked wasting that shit up my nose anyways.
Dec 28 2012 6:50AM
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PeppermillReno
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And does your asshole need to be pristine clean btw? Like what if its not super dirty but you haven't showered since the morning, will it affect boofing like the drugs get lost in your shit?
Dec 28 2012 6:51AM
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B.Aussie
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Congrats buddy :) Happy for you.
Dec 28 2012 7:23AM
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shorty_T
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This thread went to shit.... well to the ass at least. That idea is appalling.
Dec 28 2012 9:56AM
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VT_FLO
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Wow you sure do post alot. Have fun with the early onset parkinson's and dementia.
Dec 28 2012 12:00PM
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lineskier10
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sounds to me like you are just bad at doing drugs
Dec 28 2012 12:12PM
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Stickity
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i can't tell if this boofing thing is serious or not
Dec 28 2012 12:18PM
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Ye_ol_wild_Koala
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Broooo, I just got done with a 2 day exam. and im drinkin beers and CHILLIN' im actually uncomfortably high right now. If thats possible. lol Why the change of heart? noone likes a quitter.
Dec 28 2012 12:45PM
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Ye_ol_wild_Koala
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I studied in Sydney, it was a 6 month ordeal as you speak of. GOODONYA MATE! Get PISSED
Dec 28 2012 12:49PM
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Ye_ol_wild_Koala
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Im wearing a d-day shirt on right now from U of R. Dandilion day is a day where everyone gets blackout wasted on campus. How ironic.
Dec 28 2012 12:51PM
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Ye_ol_wild_Koala
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Hahahahahah it actually made me laugh literally. pretty funny imo
Dec 28 2012 12:55PM
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Ye_ol_wild_Koala
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lolololol this guys comments are awesome
Dec 28 2012 1:03PM
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yourthemannowdog
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People don't seem to get this. I use the internet as an outlet for what little anger/angst builds up in me. When I get upset on the internet, it has little to do with the other person, but more about myself. I've gotten better at containing myself, but I still slip every now and again.


Congrats on staying sober!
Dec 28 2012 2:24PM
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Petey.
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I've stopped drinking. It's not that bad I guess. I don't have much fun when I do drink anyway. It's just never the same as it was back in late highschool/early college years when you and your friends could just go hard for a whole weekend.

I'll just stick to my here-and-there bong rips.
Dec 28 2012 2:32PM
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MNS
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What are you sober from asides booze and weed?
Dec 28 2012 2:52PM
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B.Aussie
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Heaps good but least you have the lingo down
Dec 28 2012 8:24PM
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grapejuice3000+
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drugs are for girls anyways
Dec 28 2012 8:29PM
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theabortionator
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You've prolly never even boofed anything.

You don't know the first thing about boofin drugs. You need a role model.
Jan 1 2013 2:02PM
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theabortionator
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I don't think so but it never hurts. Then whether your night ends in boofing drugs or getting a rim job from a tranny on the east side, you're covered. Never hurts to be prepared.


I honestly credit boy scouts for preparing me to live a long and highly successful life.
Jan 1 2013 2:05PM
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2_fadez
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Cant wait to go back to school with no tolerance and get fucked
sobreity rawks
Jan 1 2013 2:09PM
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