Alex Frechette 8/31/11 Period 8 ENGLISH PAPER!!
So one day I was going hard in da paint at ski sundown when a pack of wild dingoes came up outta nowhere, at the sight of these absurd animals I automatically start to throw sushi-rolls at them. They didn't do much about it, they just ran around cheering like little dingoes, for this was a feast for them. When I was all out of dem sushi-rolls I went and climbed the largest buoy in the area, Because I am a pro buoy climber. When I knew that they could not reach me up at the height I was at I started to yell swag! because I was so happy they would not eat me today. When the beasts decided they would not be able to eat me they retreated into the snowy forest, and I slid down the icy buoy and went down the hill on my bobo racers. After that event I continued to get hyphy in the terrain park, tearing up everything in my path, I was doin' werk. It was approaching the end of the day, and the snow was prime. All of a sudden I grabbed my friends and was like "yo gusy, lets go shred!" and they got really happy and wanted to shred the nu-nu pow. We rode up the lift with a smile and couldn't wait to get mad illin on the hill with our boyz. When we get to the trail we are all having mad fun lapping the terrain park together while all the babas on the side are watching in awe, looking at our glory, doing the radest tricks ever heard of this side of the Mississippi. With our oversized shirts waving in the wind and DAT VEST glowing because it is that cool, even the gods want to wear it. Riding down to the lodge I leave a trail of slime like a slug, BUT THE TRAIL IS OF MY STEEZE. When I get to where the lodge used to be I see nothing. I ask the nearest person "where is the lodge??" and he then says "ski patrol blew it up". That's when I reach the peak of my madness, I had my backpack in there with Doritos, and I really needed those because I was terribly hungry. I go and rummage through the remains of my lodge, and there, in the middle of the mess, I see the bag of my Doritos shining, I then ran over so happy almost crying in joy. There is three feet left until I reach the bag, and all of a sudden as I reach the bag the dingoes came out of the wreckage! I can't believe they used my poor bag of Doritos as bait to catch me! I then pick up a wooden beam, and fight off the wild dingoes one by one until there are none left and i pick up by doritos and it was empty. I cried.
The End.
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I took some inspiration from the YMR thread, and inb4 tl;dr. if you say that go suck a butt hole
