Replying to HOLY FUCKING SHIT Funky Monkey synthetic marijuana blew my fucking mind.
So basically, last night was the worst drug-induced high of my fucking life. I've done LSD a couple times and shrooms as well. So I hesitate to call what happened a trip. Anyways, my brother is on probation so he can't smoke the ganja, so we've been smoking a lotttt of spice (synthetic marijuana). Mainly the Funky Monkey 10x. We smoke close to a jar a day between both of us and I have smoked a whole jar (4 grams) in one sitting (That's another story...) So I'm no stranger to a spice high. But last night I went out in my garage and took 2 fat bubbler rips and went back in. Not even a whole bowl. I went to the bathroom, went and lay down on the couch. And shit hit the fan. I honestly find it difficult to explain. I was laying on the couch, and I don't remember exactly when or how it started but everything I saw was like digital camo. like pixels. And my body started to tingle. I closed my eyes and tripped fucking balls. I don't really remember this stage but I just remember being the most scared of anything I have ever been in my life, and I kept thinking helicopter over and over again and my body twitched uncontrollably. My brother was grabbing me and trying to talk to me but all I could do was laugh hysterically and twitch. This lasted off and on throughout the next about 3 hours.. I would get up and watch the movie, (still high as fuck) Then lay down and start tripping the fuck out. Eventually I calm down and go to the bathroom and vomit in the toilet. Throughout the whole experience my heartbeat was irregular and I had to tell myself to breath. Then I passed out in the bathroom for like an hour and then got up and went to sleep. Needless to say, I'm done with spice. Fuck that shit.
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