Seriously, get your facts straight! It's not hard at all to get a concealed pistol license in most states...(MOST states.)
Since you live in Washington here you go;
How to get your license: Concealed pistol license
Requirements
You must meet all of the following requirements to get a concealed pistol license:
Be 21 years of age or older at time of application.
Be a United States citizen or a permanent resident alien with permanent resident card (green card).
Have no pending trial, appeal, or sentencing on a charge that would prohibit you from having a license.
Have no outstanding warrants for any charge, from any court.
Have no court order or injunction against possessing a firearm.
Have never been adjudicated mentally defective or incompetent to manage your own affairs.
Have never been committed to a mental institution.
Have no felony convictions, or adjudications for a felony offense, in this state or elsewhere. “Felony” means any felony offense under the laws of Washington, or any federal or out-of-state offense comparable to a felony offense under the laws of Washington.
Within the past year, haven’t been an unlawful user of, or addicted to, marijuana, depressants, stimulants, narcotics, or any other controlled substance.
Haven’t been convicted of 3 or more violations of Washington’s firearms laws within any 5-year period.
Haven’t been dishonorably discharged from the armed forces.
Aren’t currently subject to a court order restraining you from harassing, stalking, or threatening your child, an intimate partner, or the child of an intimate partner.
Have never renounced your United States citizenship.
Have no convictions for any of the following crimes committed by one family member against another:
Assault IV
Coercion
Stalking
Reckless Endangerment
Criminal Trespass in the first degree
Violation of the provisions of a protection order or no-contact order restraining the person or excluding the person from the residence
How to apply
If you live in the unincorporated area of a county apply at your sheriff’s office.
If you live in an incorporated city within the county, apply at either the city police department or sheriff’s office.
If you aren’t a Washington State resident, apply at any local law enforcement agency in Washington.
Documents you’ll need
You’ll need to bring all of the following:
Valid, government-issued photo identification (for example, Washington driver license or ID card).
If you don’t have a Washington State driver license or ID card, you must provide proof you have lived in the state for at least the last 90 days.
The $55.25 fee in cash, check, or money order, payable to the law enforcement agency where you’re applying. This fee is non-refundable.
If you’re in the military, your military ID and orders listing your station location.
source:
www.dol.wa.gov/business/firearms/faconcealreq.html
King County generally waits until the 30 day "waiting" period is up before issuing your CPL. But, assuming you can legally purchase a handgun, you should be able to get a CPL with little effort.
