"I'd like on under-cooked egg so that it's runny, and one over-cooked egg so that it's tough and hard to eat, I'd also like grilled bacon which is a bit on the cold side, burnt toast, butter straight from the freezer so that is't impossible to spread, and a pot of very weak, lukewarm coffee."
"That's a complicated order, sir," said the bewildered waiter. "It might be quite difficult."
The guest replied, "It can't be that difficult because that's exactly what you brought me yesterday."
I thought this was pretty damn funny, and this always fucking happens to me when I go to a hotel, the morning breakfast is terrible.
