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SO I WENT TO THE GROCERY STORE TODAY AND I PARKED NEXT TO SOME OLDSCHOOL BURNT OUT DODGE. WHEN I WAS GETTING OUT I NOTICED SOMETHING. THERE WAS A FUCKING HUGE PARROT IN THE CAR FLYING AROUND AND BITING SHIT.
SO I SNAPPED A PIC
WHEN I CAME OUT, THERE WAS A GUY GETTING INTO THE CAR WHO LOOKED LIKE HE HADNT SHOWERED IN A YEAR AND HE HAD BIRD SHIT ALL OVER HIS SHIRT. MY MOM SAID WE SAW HIS BIRD JUMPING AROUND AND BITING STUFF AND HE SHOWED US HIS REAR VIEW MIRROR. IT WAS SHATTERED AND HE SAID THE BIRD JUST RIPPED IT OFF WHILE HE WAS INSIDE. HE SAID "WELL, ITS HER CAR SO SHE CAN DO WHAT SHE WANTS". ME AND MY MOM JUST KINDA WENT POKER FACE AND HE DROVE OFF.
