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jcm8
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http://gangstaname.com/mafia_name.php


im - Fat Guiseppe Brassi


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'It wouldent fall on you if you couldent handle it' ~ Tanner hall ~
Aug 11 2004 9:08AM
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HandiBoard
Posts: 2468 - Karma: 13
Im the oh so intimidating Not-Very-Nice Guy Pietro

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Grandmaster CT Skiers

'i am smarter than the average indivitual'-D-Loc AKA 'I'm the coolest'
Aug 11 2004 9:10AM
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asac
Posts: 12485 - Karma: 17
Ol' Luigi Hankypants.





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Good Fun With A Hand Gun.

MiKeE: If Shaun White is hot I hope I'm ugly.
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hoodratz47: sweet your now black....
Aug 11 2004 9:58AM
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KingShit
Posts: 4483 - Karma: 7
Ol' Alphonso Leathernuts



-People say marijuana ruins your life, I just say I take the scenic route-
Aug 11 2004 10:05AM
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Ahmets_Brother
Posts: 20283 - Karma: 5,931
bullet riddledd salvatore.......shaky al rizzo with my middle name


dont go to new york. all it has to offer is i love ny stickers
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newbies are our future unless if we stop them now!
'dont fuck with me cause the last person that fucked with me....well they lived a pretty normal life'- misty7
'ok im gonnago play pocket tanks...the only game that runs on my computer'-cruz
Aug 11 2004 10:15AM
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*rkp*
Posts: 8198 - Karma: 258
Fast Luca Tagliano haha
Aug 11 2004 10:18AM
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mark_skis
Posts: 757 - Karma: 10
Butter Knife Giuseppe...i like it


Peter: What the hell did you do?
Brian: Me? Who the hell buys a novelty fire extinguisher?
Peter: I'll tell you who. Someone who cares enough about physical comedy to put his whole family at risk.
Aug 11 2004 10:37AM
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Jacob_W
Posts: 812 - Karma: 1,387
Ol' Stefano Porkchop


thats pretty sick I must say
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.If my toes were made of broccoli I would rule the world.
Aug 11 2004 10:52AM
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moe
Posts: 611 - Karma: 14
Oscar the Boss


Moe
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Drunk.Drivers.Against.Mothers.
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Aug 11 2004 11:00AM
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jksl
Posts: 12727 - Karma: 854
i always get stupid ones with these things
Bullet Riddled Nicky

Jeff
Poniverus
Aug 11 2004 11:04AM
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DAMICO
Posts: 2645 - Karma: 12
Guido the Boss

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Funny Bundy Quotes:

'Peg, is there any reason this cactus is where my alarm clock should be?'

'Remember our motto: We ain't got it.'

'We all have to live with our disappointments... I have to sleep with mine.'

'People who work putting shoes on fat women who wear dresses should not have 20/20 vision.'
Aug 11 2004 11:08AM
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matthasaurusrex
Posts: 5160 - Karma: 185
Shoot 'Em Up Louie






$$$PineRidgeCrew$$$





Live Free Skiing Or Die Trying

Because Skiing Needs A Future

$$$MATT$$$
Aug 11 2004 11:22AM
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Lateralis
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 332
im alphonso the boss


'Did you know that average penis size is 6.4inches and that the average vaginal canal is 7.9inches? Therefore.... in this country alone, there is over 17,000 miles of unused virgin pussy' - Poolhall Junkies
Aug 11 2004 11:37AM
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acc
Posts: 4122 - Karma: 222
i'm...Ol' Sabina Fuggeddaboutit

h3o films
Aug 11 2004 11:56AM
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midwest_rep2
Posts: 1096 - Karma: 10
Butt Ugly Luca
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'haha he told his parents ahbout his ginormous cock.... what a fag' - linemaverick540

'I wonder why haters tend to be idiots?' J.D._May
Aug 11 2004 11:59AM
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General_Shredgnar
Posts: 3024 - Karma: 34
Mr. Wrong Bong Song Tong Long Shlong George
C-Man
Aug 11 2004 12:15PM
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1212j5j5
Posts: 4495 - Karma: 14
Fabiano the Spy

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If you cant say Fu** at least 10 times in one sentence, you must not really be upset.


Darren Butler 'God made dirt, so dirt dont hurt... its the rocks that get ya.'

Me 'hey, theres a lot of clean people in there that i dont recognize.. must be tourists'


'Im gonna become a conservative before i die, Right before i die, im gonna become a conservative, that way there'll be one less of those bastards' -Morris Baulke
Aug 11 2004 12:19PM
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danbrown
Posts: 11939 - Karma: 21,833
Swollen Donato Brassi




-dan-
Aug 11 2004 12:20PM
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sacchettiadam
Posts: 2930 - Karma: 31
Tony The Bear
adam
Aug 11 2004 12:21PM
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popopopop
Posts: 328 - Karma: 11
marco the suit
Aug 11 2004 12:25PM
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fulltiltrocker
Posts: 699 - Karma: 167
Tito the Greaser






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do not speak unless you can improve the silence
Aug 11 2004 12:41PM
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drastic_
Posts: 518 - Karma: 11
Autistic Guido Gallo






Is there another word for synonym?

shut up donny, your out of your element-The big lebowski

Freedom is like a prostitute, Everybody wants it, but nobody wants to pay the consequences.-My friends poem on freedom for english

You interfere with the devine plan by trying to plan- Piano player from Phish
Aug 11 2004 1:03PM
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Norred
Posts: 3520 - Karma: 13
ol' al whatshisnuts



I'd rather be rich than stupid.
Aug 11 2004 1:09PM
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kyle_w
Posts: 6805 - Karma: 23
Kinky Luigi Costanza
Aug 11 2004 1:21PM
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soup
Posts: 6347 - Karma: 4,462
Jumpy Marco Lombardi
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ARMADAS ARE THE BEST SKI!!!BUY THEM

And no, I'm not getting photo incentives from those ads. If i wanted to do that, I'd just say 'Rip Curl, Nordica, Marker, Level, Astrix.' See? Now i've made money.' - Brad Holmes to some idiot kid from Potland Maine

'If I had to think about my steeze it wouldn't be mine. It's got to come naturally. Style is your own way to be, to ride, to live.' - Dan Mavrey, Pro wakeboarder
Aug 11 2004 1:25PM
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CrazedSkier1080
Posts: 3357 - Karma: 66
Blood Bath Fabiano

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weezerskier: i dont smoke but the kids who do are really good

HIGH NORTH SESSION 5... was tight as can be

FACTION SKIS...
NOTHING BUT FAT TWINS
Aug 11 2004 1:31PM
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OOHapieceofcandy
Posts: 563 - Karma: 10
oh salvatore whatshisface
Aug 11 2004 1:35PM
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GrippinGs
Posts: 4960 - Karma: 196
Ol' Oscar Bitchtits


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That's awesome that you guys have been able to spend so much time together the past few months, sharing what we all love - Skiing and newschoolers. - nut





Aug 11 2004 1:36PM
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.John.
Posts: 6943 - Karma: 14
Butter Knife Alfredo


V-TOWN Bitches!
Aug 11 2004 1:37PM
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west
Posts: 5229 - Karma: 36
Smooth Salvatore Bruno




better to burn out...
...then fade away
Aug 11 2004 1:39PM
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Kev
Posts: 7411 - Karma: 35
The Taxi Driver name is hella funny

Sponsored By Your Mom
Drop Cliff's, Not Bombs
Make Turns, Not War
Member #259
Aug 11 2004 2:25PM
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bhill2.0
Posts: 6573 - Karma: 197
Big Time Tony




RIDEblunt
Aug 11 2004 2:32PM
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*Fujative*
Posts: 8554 - Karma: 183
Leo the Boss
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eat.breathe.sleep.ski
Blair Chicken Project Trailer
BLP
Aug 11 2004 2:35PM
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SCSkiAndSurf
Posts: 49 - Karma: 10
Guido the Suit

Aug 11 2004 2:39PM
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trevorwoulddoit
Posts: 6153 - Karma: 201
Carlo the Hammer



Warning: If you are reading this then this warning is for you. Every word you read of this useless fine print is another second off your life. Don't you have other things to do? Is your life so empty that you honestly can't think of a better way to spend these moments? Or are you so impressed with authority that you give respect and credence to all who claim it? Do you read everything you're supposed to read? Do you think everything you're supposed to think? Buy what you're told you should want? Get out of your apartment. Meet a member of the opposite sex (or same sex if you prefer). Stop the excessive shopping and masturbation. Quit your job. Start a fight. Prove you're alive. If you don't claim your humanity you will become a statistic.
You have been warned…
Aug 11 2004 2:40PM
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gracie
Posts: 2649 - Karma: 30
Lucia the Spanker.



♥gracie (seven springs skier)
Aug 11 2004 2:47PM
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rhcp
Posts: 2598 - Karma: 18
Quiet Marco Soprano
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'I am so smart, I am so smart. S-M-R-T, wait no, S-M-A-R-T!'
Aug 11 2004 3:03PM
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beefbud
Posts: 3323 - Karma: 13
Kinky Gino Marino
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Aug 11 2004 3:08PM
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Mike-O
Posts: 14593 - Karma: 1,089
Slug-like Bruno Giamatti.
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Hummingbird style: 70 times in one second.

Does Crichton smoke? Does a bear shit in the woods? -Rex
Aug 11 2004 3:13PM
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bubblegum
Posts: 30 - Karma: 10
Ol' Gabby Fatnose

.....The End.....
Aug 11 2004 3:18PM
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shrEddie
Posts: 5117 - Karma: 65
Ralphie the Gun

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this way is a waterslide away for me to chase her fuller every day

Aug 11 2004 3:21PM
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Swirly999
Posts: 2833 - Karma: 10
Ol' Oscar Leatherchest


drunks go through stop signs
Stoners sit and wait for it to turn green
Aug 11 2004 3:40PM
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lineskier10
Posts: 11339 - Karma: 796
Fat Leo Romano
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HIGH NORTH SESSION 4

The Hot Sauce Champion of the World
Aug 11 2004 3:59PM
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lineskier10
Posts: 11339 - Karma: 796
or Ralph the Spanker if i type it in lower case, which is weird
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HIGH NORTH SESSION 4

The Hot Sauce Champion of the World
Aug 11 2004 4:01PM
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P-JO
Posts: 6853 - Karma: 75
fuckin gangsta ass bitch.

no joke.




patj
Aug 11 2004 4:05PM
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nothanks
Posts: 13551 - Karma: 31
Ol' Fabrizio Rubbernubs




GO SOX
REALLY REALLY RIDICLOUSlY gOOD LOOKING
Aug 11 2004 4:12PM
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Matty.
Posts: 9458 - Karma: 105
Armless Leo Tagliano

-Matty
Kill his family and then at his funeral show him the videotape of you killing htem and then when he starts crying throw flour at him and shove poo in his nostrils. -Mikee talking about getting revenge on hackers
Aug 11 2004 4:47PM
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PFD
Posts: 568 - Karma: 11
Dickless Peter
Aug 11 2004 7:14PM
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misterbinz
Posts: 1099 - Karma: 10
Roberto the Stinkeye

Lateralis, on his turn-ons:
'a shaved box, i dont want no fucken rain forest greeting me when i tear off those little cotton panties, id much rather have a nice gaping axe wound that is dripping with wetness while i stare at it in amazement and eat that shit like its elephant food!'
Aug 11 2004 7:27PM
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ArmadaFreerider8
Posts: 4565 - Karma: 10
Tito the Con






Yankees Suck
Patriots Super Bowl Champs
Aug 11 2004 7:50PM
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