So many great quotes
"For those who don’t believe us that this band is a group of Satanic gateway openers, raging bi-sexuals and fairy footed, fecal farming homosexuals, I guarantee if they submitted a blood test, they would come out positive for the gay death cold (HIV). That is the only blood test currently able to properly test for gay activity in ones body."
"They are also the band who originally wrote the famous “I Kissed a Girl” song, which was performed by the sinfully perky and blimpy milk sac’d temptress, Kathy Perry."
and of course the graph of what happens at their concerts: