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So my girlfriend just found all my porn

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[cmyk]
Posts: 261 - Karma: 177
I dont really think I need to elaborate... I mean, its nothing sick... like animals or midgets or anything. just awkward and thought i'd share.

cool story right bro?
Aug 26 2011 10:02PM
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Toasty.
Posts: 6195 - Karma: 2,281
who the fuck pays for porn? XNXX should be your second girlfriend
Aug 27 2011 12:19PM
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ryantheconnolly
Posts: 2027 - Karma: 108
backdoor sluts 9. if you can handle it
Aug 27 2011 2:37PM
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J.M
Posts: 2854 - Karma: 254

hahaha

make your own :O

Aug 27 2011 4:30PM
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Dirtyyy
Posts: 206 - Karma: 55
ill show you mine if you show me yours........speaking in terms of porn collection of course
Aug 27 2011 4:42PM
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adamlukowski
Posts: 3676 - Karma: 311
you mean YOU'D rather have real weed ;)
Aug 27 2011 4:46PM
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teleak
Posts: 2251 - Karma: 105
i think most girls on NS troll too much and can be pretty annoying on here... Not all the time... but when 9/10 of the pictures they've uploaded look like they belong on myspace and the tenth one isn't even of them skiing either... come on...
Aug 27 2011 4:53PM
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Mike-O
Posts: 14593 - Karma: 1,089
Take a random sample of male members and see how many have any skiing pictures. I'm serious. Most have pics of their "gear" (outerwear) or memes because they're too stupid to put them into Private.
Aug 27 2011 4:57PM
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Toasty.
Posts: 6195 - Karma: 2,281
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Lulz
Aug 27 2011 5:12PM
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Mike-O
Posts: 14593 - Karma: 1,089
You should see my Private folder.
Aug 27 2011 5:16PM
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Toasty.
Posts: 6195 - Karma: 2,281
sweet

i went to finland 2 weeks ago
Aug 27 2011 5:20PM
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neutralzombie
Posts: 8629 - Karma: 606
why do you keep porn in the first place? it's free all over the place, and you can make it disappear. if you don't wanna share it with her(you suck) then don't leave it lying around!
Aug 27 2011 5:27PM
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J.M
Posts: 2854 - Karma: 254
.
Aug 28 2011 10:00PM
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G_Hundo
Posts: 104 - Karma: 50
what a hippstercat
Aug 28 2011 10:09PM
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mnfreeskier
Posts: 939 - Karma: 69
.
Aug 28 2011 10:12PM
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kootenayklaus
Posts: 3914 - Karma: 2,179
Vacation pussy. Anyone can get vacation pussy.
Aug 28 2011 10:13PM
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Chubz.
Posts: 13918 - Karma: 25,661
OH LAWD.
Aug 28 2011 10:15PM
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pigglywiggly
Posts: 4482 - Karma: 305
:o possibly the best looking girl on ns? im thinking theres a damn good chance
Aug 29 2011 1:38AM
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seward
Posts: 5233 - Karma: 2,174

possibly the most desperate guy on ns? im thinking theres a damn good chance.

its the internet bro, go talk to real chicks.

Aug 29 2011 5:09PM
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straightlining
Posts: 238 - Karma: 139
ridiculous karma to post ratio
Aug 29 2011 9:55PM
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AWALLRUS.
Posts: 5762 - Karma: 223
HAHAHAH WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS?

AND WHY IN HELL ARE YOU BUYING PORN? I DONT WANNA GET BANNED AGAIN SO I WONT LINK, BUT I'LL GIVE YOU A HINT. ITS LIKE WWW.HORNPUB.COM
Aug 29 2011 10:01PM
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B.Aussie
Posts: 5852 - Karma: 4,531
Did you sit down and watch it together?
Aug 30 2011 12:06AM
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Zimmerman
Posts: 6992 - Karma: 1,021
thats so fucking awesome
Aug 30 2011 1:06AM
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Broseph_Stalin
Posts: 3745 - Karma: 178
lolololololololol
Aug 30 2011 1:09AM
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spreadeagle96
Posts: 87 - Karma: 15
that sucks...ALOT
Aug 30 2011 1:11AM
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pigglywiggly
Posts: 4482 - Karma: 305
bahaha it was just a statement you dipshit. if i even i wanted to talk with the girl i would pm her or comment on her picture or something like that, none of which i did. trust me, i have NO issue with getting my fair share of girls. pull the stick thats shoved up your ass and lighten up you bitch
Aug 30 2011 1:27AM
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BrownBomber
Posts: 675 - Karma: 446
dude, i think your caps lock is broke.
Aug 30 2011 2:16AM
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potato_man
Posts: 2158 - Karma: 89
my porn just found all my girlfriends
Aug 30 2011 4:21AM
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seward
Posts: 5233 - Karma: 2,174

thanks for further proving my point.

anddd, i can guarantee when speaking to my face you wouldnt even dream of calling me a bitch.
put the tuff card away bro.

Aug 30 2011 9:29AM
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ForeverYung
Posts: 8385 - Karma: 2,060
This.
Nov 6 2011 10:22PM
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steezyskier17
Posts: 181 - Karma: 17
I second this.
Nov 6 2011 10:31PM
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SpaghettiWizard
Posts: 2825 - Karma: 166
That song sucks
Nov 6 2011 10:33PM
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howlongcanausern
Posts: 4982 - Karma: 1,737
third
Nov 6 2011 10:39PM
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uosdwiSrjewoH
Posts: 4220 - Karma: 122
loled in the library at this. and led-qtm at all the bluenames fapping it to the picture of the girl who likes porn.

sorry bros, but she does not like to quite the same level as you guys (or I) do, i'd stake my reputation as a scholar on it.
Nov 6 2011 10:59PM
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james6345789
Posts: 4763 - Karma: 467
Can I ask what you searched to find this thread?
Nov 6 2011 11:11PM
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BlakeG
Posts: 1450 - Karma: 1,030
This I would like to know
Nov 6 2011 11:56PM
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scratchproteen
Posts: 5173 - Karma: 286
haha no shit, I'd like to know as well.
Nov 7 2011 12:02AM
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icon1234
Posts: 3081 - Karma: 1,475
haha you go hard in the paint brah.
Nov 7 2011 12:08AM
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Davy.Crockett
Posts: 5373 - Karma: 324
this...
Nov 7 2011 12:11AM
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beezey
Posts: 9027 - Karma: 427
I are porn queen
Nov 7 2011 12:48AM
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canterbury
Posts: 2382 - Karma: 55
Such a claim must be proven, show us ur porns.
Nov 7 2011 11:13AM
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beezey
Posts: 9027 - Karma: 427
they are mine
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Nov 7 2011 11:54AM
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DaveM
Posts: 2936 - Karma: 1,558
Just let her watch it with you and assume the positions ...
Nov 7 2011 12:11PM
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DasGoatenshafter
Posts: 580 - Karma: 307
lul i know that site
Nov 7 2011 12:34PM
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