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So my girlfriend just found all my porn

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[cmyk]
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I dont really think I need to elaborate... I mean, its nothing sick... like animals or midgets or anything. just awkward and thought i'd share.

cool story right bro?
Aug 26 2011 10:02PM
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Dylan_
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cool.
Aug 26 2011 10:03PM
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thebeesknees
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Maybe shell feel bad for you now and you'll get some real ass..or maybe she won't
Aug 26 2011 10:04PM
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Campeador
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So you're saying you've never once watched porn with your girlfriend?

Well... now is as good a time as any to start.
Aug 26 2011 10:04PM
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skier_boy26
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girls watch a lot more porn than they care to admit.
Aug 26 2011 10:06PM
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PJS.
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so are you typing this while banging her?
Aug 26 2011 10:06PM
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PJS.
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also, who the hell has physical/non-safeguarded porn?
Aug 26 2011 10:07PM
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802Valley
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wait u have a girlfriend  yet u have a stash of porn?
that just doesnt seem right
Aug 26 2011 10:11PM
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ryantheconnolly
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implying she never knew you watched porn? if that happened to me id just say "oh ya thats my porn"
Aug 26 2011 10:12PM
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DJ_Pauly_D
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So maybe she wont, but shit then again maybe she will
Aug 26 2011 10:23PM
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bfulmer
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dude we all watch porn, same thing happened to me a month or so ago and i was super embarrassed but that went away fast, as long as shes chill about it who cares?
Aug 26 2011 10:26PM
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LeadThug420
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Wait, do you actually have physical copies of porn, or do you mean you forgot to delete your history?
Aug 26 2011 10:28PM
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blatt
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How did she "find your porn"? Lrn2internet
Aug 26 2011 10:30PM
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CAPITA-DEVOURS
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ya, why not just watch it on the computer..why have like physical copies?
Aug 26 2011 10:55PM
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dispatchQ_main
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So what. I bet she watches porn. Why aren't you watching porn on the internet like everyone else?
Aug 26 2011 11:00PM
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[evan]
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Some people like having physical possesions. You'd rather have physical weed than I-dose weed. I'd rather have a physical Gameboy W/ Pokemon red than and emulated copy.
Aug 26 2011 11:20PM
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gyarados
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f1rst pag3
Aug 26 2011 11:22PM
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.frenchy
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Hahaha maybe she will like it
Aug 26 2011 11:23PM
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cum
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lol
Aug 26 2011 11:24PM
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panojibber
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Maybe I'm alone in this but if I let someone else borrow my computer/phone I expect them to use it for whatever reason they wanted it and then give it back. I don't appreciate people looking through my files in the same way that I don't appreciate people searching my room without my permission. I'm an adult, I can do what I want.... Dont borrow my shit because I'm courteous and then search through it trying to find some kind of dirt. I mean I don't keep porn on my hard drive but it'd be nice to not have people looking through it Nyways. Kind of a common courtesy thing IMO.
Aug 27 2011 1:12AM
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soulskier
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blame it on the dog
Aug 27 2011 1:13AM
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artfullydodged
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This, works every time.
Aug 27 2011 1:16AM
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Mavrck
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stomped it. well played.
Aug 27 2011 1:17AM
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FerrisBueller
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my girl likes porn, soooo yaaaa cant help ya bro.
Aug 27 2011 1:18AM
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J.M
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lolololololololol
Aug 27 2011 1:33AM
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buddychaps
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my mom opened up my laptop faptop last night and saw a nice little webcam popup. brool story co
Aug 27 2011 1:37AM
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.jesus.
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so the fuck what, sometimes you gotta do it yoself
Aug 27 2011 1:50AM
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Chubz.
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LIL WAYNE.
Aug 27 2011 1:58AM
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alyssssssa
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i like porn
Aug 27 2011 3:29AM
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HomieJon
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awkward..
Aug 27 2011 3:38AM
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Gstrong
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hot...






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Aug 27 2011 3:40AM
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Algebra
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Nice. Group porn chat room?
Aug 27 2011 8:07AM
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Toasty.
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she prolly watches more than you

Aug 27 2011 8:16AM
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Toasty.
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your hawt
Aug 27 2011 8:20AM
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AOTEAROA
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most girls like porn man
Aug 27 2011 8:39AM
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HamFaceGirl
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hahahahahahaha I love summer ns
Aug 27 2011 9:05AM
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CliffyByro
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lol unlucky bro
Aug 27 2011 9:17AM
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MrChevyCelebrity
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this would be a cooler story if your gf found your stash of black midgets blowing horses porn.
Aug 27 2011 9:55AM
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Mike-O
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I'm guessing it's an issue? Just tell her that it's not taking away anything from her and that you do not find those porn starlets more attractive than her. You just need an outlet to help ease your crotch load, which is why you should now tell her to make you a personal video of herself or of both of you.

It's pretty hot to have your own secret pornographic imagery of someone you have feelings for. Just don't be a dick and post that shit on /b/ if things go sour, you'll burn other people's chances of getting their own material made.
Aug 27 2011 10:02AM
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a_pla5tic_bag
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haha this. I do have some funny pictures that i made for certain NS things saved though. I think they'd think i was weird if they stumbled across this;
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Aug 27 2011 10:07AM
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.frenchy
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I NEVER KNEW A GIRL ON NS COULD BE SO HAWT.
Aug 27 2011 10:14AM
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Mike-O
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I'm on the same boat. What to say about stuff like this?

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Aug 27 2011 10:16AM
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Mike-O
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Is that why you send them PMs telling them they're trolls and to get off NS?
Aug 27 2011 10:19AM
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theabortionator
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Save your beastiality and cp to a different comp
Aug 27 2011 10:32AM
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.frenchy
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I sent that to 1 girl.... why are you implying she's hot? LOL.

And idgaf.. I can call whoever I want a troll?

Aug 27 2011 10:41AM
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corona
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yea, I have a lot of weird pictures on my computer. randomly pic one and something like this comes up:

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Aug 27 2011 10:44AM
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snowdon
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All girls watch porn at least sometimes. They're lying if they tell you otherwise.
Aug 27 2011 11:08AM
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Mr.Luke
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truth
Aug 27 2011 11:10AM
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Deluge
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this.
Aug 27 2011 11:30AM
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[cmyk]
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Update:

Ok so it wasnt an issue to start with i was just sharing the awkward moment. when i get home she runs into my room and is like, "lets watch this one!"

but really, i've seen all those before...so its not really exciting for me to watch with her... oh the woes of hard-copy porn. so we're gona go buy some new ones. suggestions?

Aug 27 2011 12:00PM
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Balto
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Sounds like you should ask her of she wants to be in one...
Aug 27 2011 12:04PM
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