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Spam_Man_5000
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Ashlee Simpson bothers me. Someone steal her and keep her out of my tv.
Aug 10 2004 9:20PM
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1212j5j5
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i think shes good loomkijng,i'll steal her
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Aug 10 2004 9:21PM
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ScratchCobra66
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good looking..yes, but her show sucks and she cant sing. I like newlyweds though...give me jessica simpson anyday...




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Aug 10 2004 9:23PM
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Bhayter10
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I hate MTV period.




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Aug 10 2004 9:24PM
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jcm8
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the only reason why i watch the ashly simpson show is because jessica is sometimes on it


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Aug 10 2004 9:25PM
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redheadskier_chick1242
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cmon guys..she's not hot, she sucks at singing and she is annoying as hell. we need to get her off the air!
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Aug 10 2004 9:27PM
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Spam_Man_5000
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Yeah cool lets do it, we can throw old pointy skis at her FACE so then she'll be even more ugly and crappier at doing everything she does.
Aug 10 2004 9:29PM
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SeanB
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not to mention despite being insanely hot jessica simpson is so damned annoying that her hotness is all but lost on me

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Aug 10 2004 9:38PM
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Swirly999
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i don't think shes annoying, don't think her music is that bad either i've heard some of the CD and its pretty good. And she is fine i'd steal her for you any day and keep her in my room.


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Aug 10 2004 9:55PM
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hendrik.
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i'd bang her...hell..i'd bang em both! at the SAME TIME! WOOOW
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Aug 10 2004 10:10PM
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CTripper
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ti tih di
-chris
Aug 10 2004 10:19PM
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cj
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girls who wear deodorant are nasty.


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Aug 10 2004 10:33PM
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GeneralButtNaked
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she has a butt chin and a voice of a 280 pound 13 year old.





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Aug 10 2004 10:34PM
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Irotate360
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shes hotter then jessica



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Aug 10 2004 11:22PM
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Doobie22
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^^^never heard that before

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Aug 11 2004 1:55AM
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tahoeskier.
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cj, why are girls that wear deodorant nasty.. do you prefer smelly armpits?
Aug 11 2004 1:57AM
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Spam_Man_5000
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Haha no just smelly FACED ones. That have SMELLS coming off them like a FAT RAT has hair growing on his EYES.
Aug 11 2004 2:31AM
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feihlination
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elgato, nice said, i am not able to say it more correct.





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Aug 11 2004 4:23AM
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beer.
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What bothers me is that she didn't have to do any work whatsoever, everything was laid out for her. She could have said that instead she wanted to be an actress, and I guarantee she'd be in some movies right now. Her voice also sucks. On her show she is always whining about how its such hard work, too. She doesn't pretend to be ditzy like Jessica, but sometimes she does drop gems like on one episode I saw.

'You know, my dad is my father.'


Pull up to the club, people be suspicious, white boys, light boys flashin all them riches, im feelin good in the hood with a brand new esc, the dutch in the stashbox just rollin on ex, went from flippin keys to flippin pique collaz up, spendin dollaz smokin trees like thats whats up
Aug 11 2004 10:14AM
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jcm8
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Irotate360 i truely hope you were joking


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Aug 11 2004 10:16AM
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Ericpbp
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i think she looks kinda like a witch
Aug 11 2004 10:16AM
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Nufenstein
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i just hope that one day my older sister gets famous, so i can ride the waves of her fame and get my own MTV show.....




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Aug 11 2004 10:19AM
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shrEddie
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Me too^

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Aug 11 2004 3:40PM
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nothanks
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uh i dont like her, and her cd is breaking a million, and she isnt very pretty, the snozz she has i think is it, and god shes annoying, as for MTV, i want 2 tell everyone what is cool so they will all think what i want them to, like wanna come in is a quality show, and that trl isnt totally set up to play ashley simpson and give her more air time woooo





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Aug 11 2004 4:16PM
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Bhayter10
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I heard that they hired 3 production companies to make her cd...3!! They could make Fran Drescher have a good singing voice with that much technology. It's just another one of MTV's ploy's..She's the sis of the popular Jessica Simpson so of course she deserves her own show, and because MTV says she's good, the whole world agrees. What is this world coming to?



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Aug 16 2004 3:05PM
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Swirly999
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Something really funny that i jsut heard was that her record company hired people to spam the boards on Amazon.com etc. with good feedback and the websites caught on and now are fighting back.


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Aug 16 2004 3:12PM
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Lateralis
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id still fuck her ass till she was unconscious, her blonde hair was way better


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Aug 16 2004 3:13PM
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west
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I like the blonde hair too.




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Aug 16 2004 3:15PM
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japanada
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she got married to a 33 year old




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Aug 16 2004 4:55PM
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ATLANTASKI
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who are all these people??
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Aug 16 2004 5:19PM
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FUUUCK
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she has faboulous tits
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Aug 16 2004 5:22PM
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jibtastic
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all i wanna do is zoom zoom zoom in her boom boom.



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that is quite jibtastic, sir.

'the 06 PE's will have tiny spinners for rivits.
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Aug 16 2004 9:54PM
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Public_Enemy0255
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i hate her!!! she's the stupidest ugly thing i've ever seen! her hair is ugly to. she sux at singing
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Aug 17 2004 4:42PM
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GeneralButtNaked
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ashlee simpson says her show wont be on for another season. thank god.





i was going to go for a quad daffy but i was like, why huck? -mommy
Aug 17 2004 4:46PM
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mOnTaNaChIcK
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her show sucks so does her musak if you call it that i refer to it as crap
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Aug 17 2004 4:47PM
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skifree919
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Ashlee simpson is the worst thing to happen to music since David Hasslehoff (Unless your german). Shes a whiny ass bitch who thinks shes emo. Emo sucks, so shes a wannabee emo person. She whines about everything and how her life is hard, but she rides the coat tails of her sister who like someboyd said, actually can sing. I truly wish she would stop singing. Why do all these stupid girls like her? What the fuck? SHE SUCKS ASS GET IT THROUGH YOUR HEAD



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Aug 17 2004 4:50PM
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beer.
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^Wannabe emo? Not really, she's just generic pop with a little twist of 'punk.' I like the darker hair though.


Pull up to the club, people be suspicious, white boys, light boys flashin all them riches, im feelin good in the hood with a brand new esc, the dutch in the stashbox just rollin on ex, went from flippin keys to flippin pique collaz up, spendin dollaz smokin trees like thats whats up
Aug 17 2004 8:33PM
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Rogge
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Ashlee Simpson is terrible because her parents took a common name and spelled it different so her name would never be on a keychain or a t-shirt.
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Aug 17 2004 9:42PM
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mackinnon
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ashlee simpson is a farthouse


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Aug 17 2004 11:04PM
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skifree919
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^couldnt have said it better myself



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Aug 17 2004 11:14PM
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mOnTaNaChIcK
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ashely dark hair is dumb she says she did it b/c she didnt wan to look like her sister and stuff but then everyone goes whos that girl and the other person say its the girl who died her hair b/c she didnt wan to be like her sis jesica and it just makes people relize shes jesicas sister more A.S.= A hUGE TARD!
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Aug 17 2004 11:19PM
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jibtastic
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everybody cares too much. if your giving her a nice skull fuck and not thinking about her music then it all works out the way it should.



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that is quite jibtastic, sir.

'the 06 PE's will have tiny spinners for rivits.
' mommy on the blingiest skis ever, the 06 PE's.
Aug 17 2004 11:26PM
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Spam_Man_5000
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NO she smells bad so if you were smelling her you'd die then smell her again and then you'd die again then slap her and tell her to get out of my eyes cause it hurts them.


















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Aug 18 2004 12:33AM
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Public_Enemy0255
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someone post a pic of her when she has her ugly black hair!!! she's sooo fekking ugly

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Aug 20 2004 11:59PM
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coolcat410
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Yeah she's ugly with black hair, she's ugly with blonde too though. She sucks period. Jessica is twice as nice..on ice.
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Aug 21 2004 2:33PM
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nothanks
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or this






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Aug 21 2004 4:56PM
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nothanks
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i think we all chose the latter or the two




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Aug 21 2004 4:56PM
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Rip
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thats kind of a bad picture of ashlee but jessica would look good in a paper bag. Ashlee is pretty annoying too


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Aug 21 2004 6:43PM
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mackinnon
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jessica puts on a show for the cameras, while ashlee is just plain retarded


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my mom has like 15 prada bags........ ATLANTASKI
Aug 21 2004 11:02PM
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shrEddie
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yeah man ashley is ugly

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Aug 21 2004 11:03PM
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hendrik.
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i still stand by my threesome.
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Aug 22 2004 4:56AM
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