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My best friend is a porn star

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bridgerbowlskier2
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Her name is bubba, she performs at the frisky fuck
Aug 10 2004 8:24PM
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soup
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no shes not. hehe fricky fuck. thats great
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Aug 10 2004 8:39PM
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rhcp
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hahahaha. im sure she does. that would be weird seeing your best friend at a strip club.
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Aug 10 2004 10:14PM
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Ds91260
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the title is exotic dancer mother fucker


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Aug 10 2004 10:15PM
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weazelzb
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^ thank u. people gotta show some respect...



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Aug 10 2004 10:22PM
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Fro-deo
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My uncle is visiting and he's fucking huge. Goes to the gym every day. He rips around in a pimped out jeep with a license plate that says ripper. He has huge gold chains around his neck. I asked dad what he did today and my reply was 'he works in the adult film business.' I said producer?
'Nope, actor.'
It's kind of amusing...



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Aug 10 2004 10:34PM
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lanks
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^hahahaha. must be a bit awkward though, right?


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Aug 11 2004 11:23AM
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Lateralis
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 332
what does he look like? maybe ive seen him in a porn before


'Did you know that average penis size is 6.4inches and that the average vaginal canal is 7.9inches? Therefore.... in this country alone, there is over 17,000 miles of unused virgin pussy' - Poolhall Junkies
Aug 11 2004 11:36AM
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ScratchCobra66
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haha i was going to askt he same thing...porn stars make alot of money.




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Aug 11 2004 11:37AM
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nkmo.
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We were at the gentlemans club one evening, and my friend went to highschool with one of the dancers. Its funny because I guess she wouldnt give him the time of day then, but now she has to get all up on him. We laughed quite a bit afterwords.


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Aug 11 2004 12:05PM
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KillerMonkey
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it'd be pretyty weird




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Aug 11 2004 2:54PM
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Lateralis
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 332
maybe your uncle is Lee Stone, hes fucken huge but he has a wierd penis


'Did you know that average penis size is 6.4inches and that the average vaginal canal is 7.9inches? Therefore.... in this country alone, there is over 17,000 miles of unused virgin pussy' - Poolhall Junkies
Aug 11 2004 4:49PM
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rightcoastskier
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^haha...

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Aug 11 2004 5:59PM
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stevie.
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^^ hahahaha



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Aug 11 2004 6:02PM
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alev
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good call lat


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Aug 11 2004 7:24PM
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CanadianSkiGod
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That was a fact, not a joke. Was it? Anyways, it must rule having a (female) pornstar friend.
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Aug 11 2004 7:27PM
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pat-rickdaigle
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no, but i had a brownie once.


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Aug 11 2004 8:27PM
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AttitashSkier
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hahaha
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Aug 11 2004 9:22PM
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ScratchCobra66
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bridger is an idiot.




I ♥ ♥, because without ♥ there would be no ♥ to ♥. This is why I ♥ ♥. Because ♥ing ♥ is the very cool and ♥ing thing to do. So come on a feel the ♥. Once you feel the ♥, you will realize why i ♥ ♥ing ♥ so much.
-Skiierman
Aug 11 2004 9:26PM
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*Fujative*
Posts: 8554 - Karma: 183
post some pics
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Aug 11 2004 9:50PM
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lalalalaura
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oh yeah, well this is my brother's girlfriend's best friend : www.justsasha.com
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Aug 11 2004 10:08PM
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12ParkRat60
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Wish i had friends who were pornstars
He who hesitates masturbates
Aug 12 2004 1:03PM
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Lateralis
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 332
i tried to convince my gf to make a porn with me but she said no, stupid bitch


'Did you know that average penis size is 6.4inches and that the average vaginal canal is 7.9inches? Therefore.... in this country alone, there is over 17,000 miles of unused virgin pussy' - Poolhall Junkies
Aug 12 2004 4:13PM
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hucker22
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^thats sucks my gf will but were not 18 yet so we got to wait like a month
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some people like their cucumber pickled
Aug 12 2004 4:14PM
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mommy
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EastCoast_destruction, hahahahahahahhahahaha, what the fuck?

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Aug 12 2004 6:25PM
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