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Funny ass fight

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Jaskittin
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So my friend evan and another huge kid named matt were playing around with these wooden swords in the band room, when the teacher was in his office, and so we go and make an arena out of music stands and chairs, and they are chopping away, and then matt starts beating evan in the back really hard with his sword, when just then the teacher comes out and is yelling about what the hell is happending, and evan and matt are trying to get out of the arena and hes freaking out, while they are still holding the swords and stuck in the arena. Funnest day of class i ever had.





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Why did the blonds belly button hurt in the morning?

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Aug 10 2004 7:31PM
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wiener
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booooooo urns
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Aug 10 2004 7:32PM
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Sharpy
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band class, faggot
Aug 10 2004 7:32PM
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eheath
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holy shit that was fucking sweet that day ruled
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totally and completely homosexual. I mean, by saying that, you might as well wear a shirt that says 'I like it up the Ass'-misterbinz
Aug 10 2004 7:33PM
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eheath
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we were only in there for a easy A, even tho i got a B
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skrew the inocent

totally and completely homosexual. I mean, by saying that, you might as well wear a shirt that says 'I like it up the Ass'-misterbinz
Aug 10 2004 7:33PM
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Public_Enemy0255
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ok first, shut the hell up you fucking band nerd, and second the point of that thread was?
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Aug 10 2004 7:33PM
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Sharpy
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so you're dumbass band nerds, congradutions

P.S. I pissed in your tuba
Aug 10 2004 7:34PM
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eheath
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fuck u bitch we are 'band nerds' we were in the worse class and we sucked and we arnt doing again so take ur fist out of ur ass fag
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high north was AWESOME

'im Wayne Brady bitch!'-chapelle's show

skrew the inocent

totally and completely homosexual. I mean, by saying that, you might as well wear a shirt that says 'I like it up the Ass'-misterbinz
Aug 10 2004 7:35PM
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eheath
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ARNT***
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high north was AWESOME

'im Wayne Brady bitch!'-chapelle's show

skrew the inocent

totally and completely homosexual. I mean, by saying that, you might as well wear a shirt that says 'I like it up the Ass'-misterbinz
Aug 10 2004 7:35PM
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Jaskittin
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haha, band nerd? whats wrong with being in band, its an easy fucking A. Its not like I acctually played shit, just kinda sit there, and talk, get a detention or 2 and easy way to raise the GPA.





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Why did the blonds belly button hurt in the morning?

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Aug 10 2004 7:35PM
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ATLskier
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what about drummers. I play in band, but it kinda sucks, so I just do my homework or laugh at this fat girl in my class that can't play anything worth shit. There's nothin wrong about being in band, but I fucking hate those uniforms, and yes, I make fun of other people in the band and myself because of those dam uniforms.
Aug 10 2004 7:54PM
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Jaskittin
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I do the worst band in the school, we didnt even get uniforms, and I wore jeans and my skate shoes to every performance, and he took 50% off my grade






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Why did the blonds belly button hurt in the morning?

Because her boyfriend was blond too.
Aug 10 2004 8:06PM
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coolcat410
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Hahaha i remember my band days...i would get yelled at by our gay band teacher all the time cause he was gay...the gay band teacher that was gay.
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Aug 10 2004 8:09PM
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rhcp
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who gives a fuck if youre in band. im a band geek.
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Aug 10 2004 8:09PM
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ozee
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this one time at band camp....
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Aug 10 2004 8:24PM
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bridgerbowlskier2
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dude, flute bang themselves with their picilos at band camp i heard, im gunna film that shit.
Aug 10 2004 8:26PM
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lj5
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easy A? how baout 3 even easier As were you dont ave to do shit and wont get called a band fag thats right there woodshop, studyhall, and p.e. bam! 3 easy A's and you dont get called a band fag
Aug 10 2004 8:26PM
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Jaskittin
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^ hey, maybe u shud hit puberty before you post in this thread dumbfuck. Last time i checked, 13 year olds didnt go to high school unless they were really smart and in advanced math, which would make u a gay faggot. Guess what, u dont get a grade for study hall, what a surprise. Im sure you do by going and showing the study hall teacher all your drawing of fucking pokeman. OH, and Gym is not an easy A with a lesbian gym teacher who hates who because you wear skate shoes to class and has givin me 9 detentions. And also, my school doesnt have wood shop, so maybe you should shut the fuck up. Ill be willing to talk when u grow some pubes.





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Why did the blonds belly button hurt in the morning?

Because her boyfriend was blond too.
Aug 10 2004 8:32PM
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lj5
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^im 15 dumb fuck and last i checked 9th grade is high school
Aug 10 2004 9:03PM
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rhcp
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I dont do band for the easy A. i do band because i love playing music in a group.
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Aug 10 2004 10:26PM
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beer.
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I did band up til 8th grade. I took it that year so I could go to hershey park. My tenor sax was broken half the time so I didn't have to play or practice. My band teacher hated me until I played this really really easy solo that no other tenors could do at the final competition. I got to accept our award for next to last place, and then my teacher told everyone with tears in her eyes that we gave it our best, and said that I saved the entire performance. It was a rare moment for me because almost every teacher I have hates me.



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Aug 10 2004 10:43PM
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Apple
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since when do they have band at summerschool?

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Aug 10 2004 10:51PM
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*rkp*
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hmm....that story was pretty weak
Aug 11 2004 12:30AM
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SteveXs2
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I was in band, we got to travel to Ottawa, Calgary and Victoria. In Victoria there were some of the fuckin hottest 'band geeks' i ever saw. Not to mention it was actually pretty fun, but then again, our band wasn't all lame & shit, we had a super cool teacher and it was all relaxed. good times.


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Aug 11 2004 12:58AM
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SchweitzerSki
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why is band gay? I play the drums in band and yeah there are some pretty nerdy kids in there, but drumline kicks ass. I can't believe people still call people band nerds. I thought that died a while ago with the drug trends and whatnot. Ususally because someone is in band doesn't mean they are nerds.
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Aug 11 2004 1:16AM
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rebel
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Hahaha. Hershey Park. I went there there a couple weeks ago. Some good rollercoasters, but generally pretty lame. Hersey PA is a pretty interesting little town though.

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Aug 11 2004 2:03AM
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Ahmets_Brother
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your freind evan shoota speared him with it


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Aug 11 2004 8:48AM
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^cool

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Aug 11 2004 3:42PM
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hucker22
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band nerds? fuck you im in 3 bands, we get to wear cool tuxes to concerts and stuff. i guess i dont care cuz im good at trumpet but hey w/e
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Aug 11 2004 4:16PM
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west
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Everyone in a school related band or chorus is homosexual. It's science baby.




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Aug 11 2004 4:18PM
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hahahaha that pic was great

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Aug 11 2004 8:03PM
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rhcp
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hey west,


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