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Old Assholes and the golf course
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Here is my story about the fags on my golf course:
So, i am on hole 9, and there are these guys maybe 200 yards away. I usually drive it about 170-210, and so i thought that I was gunna be ok, but i saw him start pulling the kart foward, and i then looked back at my ball, and hit it. Well it turned out to be the hit of my life and went to the 250 bush, right between him and his buddy.(about 50 foot clearence from hitting him.) and so he gets out of his cart and starts yelling 'What the hell are you kids doing' Get the hell back in your kart.' he then procedes to go up and hit my ball into the bushes, and then go tell on us at the clubhouse. So then when we were heading to 10, the lady comes out and chews us out. Thats what you get for beloning to a private club.
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haha i golf too never herd of enything like that
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i hit a guy twice in a row once and didn't get in shit at al, but thats what you get for golfing at a shithole. I hit him once in the leg, and once in the back, luckily they were both off bounces so he only got bad bruises. never underestimate yourself when someone eleses life is at stake
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you rich fucker, i have to caddy for old bastards like that.
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rich? no, dude, a junior membership is like 300 a season. so its not that big a deal for me. But i had snuk my friend on the course, and i was worried the brother excuse wudnt cut it this time.
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Why did the blonds belly button hurt in the morning?
Because her boyfriend was blond too.
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^300 being not a big deal means your rich, unless you insanly love golf and earn your money working.
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considering a ski seasons pass at a good hill is more than 300, give the guy a break
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hahah hes not rich calm urselfs
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totally and completely homosexual. I mean, by saying that, you might as well wear a shirt that says 'I like it up the Ass'-misterbinz
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Hey, dipshit, i earn that money myself, working every day, and i do love golf, so its not a big deal to spend the money that i earn considering i spend more on my ski pass.
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Why did the blonds belly button hurt in the morning?
Because her boyfriend was blond too.
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ive always heard about that shit happening but ive never seen it. one time i was playing and i hit a shot better than a guy who golfed almost everyday. he was so pissed he threw his club into teh trees and starting saying shit like 'what the fuck is wrong with me. that cant be possibly. that little shit hit a better ball than me' i smiled the wrest of the day and he sulked the rest of the holes. it was great
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^ha thats nothing. I could go on and on about golf stories. Lets well I work at one of most pretigious golf courses in the world and I work on the ground crew ( people who cut grass and do everything responsible for makin a golf course the way it is) anyway in a span of 3 hours 5 of our guys got hit-one in the kneecap IN THE AIR, one in the back IN THE AIR ( on the spine), one in the leg, and two got hit on the arm. And I was about 1ft to 2ft like 5 times and the members almost never say a word or even apologize.
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oh ya, ppl here just get pissed at the grouhnds crew, they run over our balls and chop em up, so i try to aim at them.
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Why did the blonds belly button hurt in the morning?
Because her boyfriend was blond too.
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I worked at a very prestigious golf course, bag shop is the most fun ive had working, on tournament days the course would rent gas carts. the cool thing about gas carts, if you put a small pencil in the right place, it goes twice as fast! Unfortunately, the general manager caught me...I used the 'I'm a new guy, I had no idea'...no problem
we had a race track set up behind the driving range and we would always 'rape' the food shacks, skateboard in the cartshed, go out on the course and do donuts on rainy days (it doesnt ruin the grass) and staff parties rocked
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