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-GL-
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hey ns, I am in a bit of a predicament some standard 15 year old highschool shit. So here we go, I have been talking to this one girl lets call her sally, well me and sally have been talking for about a month haven't really hooked up yet and havent gotten to hangout a ton but she goes to my school so next week I will see her like everyday and i like her and stuff. Well yesterday my best friend told me this other girl lets call her wendy wants to hookup with me. Now wendy and her boyfriend (who is also a pretty good pal of mine) just broke up recently and she is pretty hot. SO i do not know what to do, hookup with hot wendy threaten offending a friend of mine and seriously pissing off sally, or dont hookup with wendy and not be able to hookup with some hot girl but be safer than choosing option a.

Thanks newschoolers
Aug 23 2011 9:23PM
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Lax_Bro40
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play lacrosse and they will both gladly suck you dry.
Aug 23 2011 9:26PM
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leninlover
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lick her box, bro
Aug 23 2011 9:26PM
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muFFn
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Milk just fired out of my nose.

Never listen to this guy.
Aug 23 2011 9:27PM
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TACO-DOG.exe
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hook up with "wendy".. what if the other girl is just looking for a guy friend and not a relationship ya know?
Aug 23 2011 9:27PM
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-GL-
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i see where your coming from dude but (this is gonna sound really 4th grade ish) but she told a bunch of her friends that she "likes" me
Aug 23 2011 9:29PM
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Lax_Bro40
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Ya dont listen to a guy who rails lines of milk.

Take it from me, as long as you wear a sick summer club team jersey or elite summer camp penny, girls will fall in ur lap. You dont even need flow, just a sick penny, some nice nantucket red polo shorts and some sperrys. BOOM insta-bjs
Aug 23 2011 9:33PM
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[evan]
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Dude bang them both at once and profit. Thats like 4 boobies dude, and 2 vaginas.
Aug 23 2011 9:35PM
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Lax_Bro40
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Ya, listen to this guy, he knows what he is doing.
Aug 23 2011 9:35PM
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emilyiscool
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+1 for this idea, go for a threesome. its not like a relationship will matter or last anyways your 15
Aug 23 2011 9:37PM
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Sallabillz
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ahahaha
Aug 23 2011 9:39PM
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-GL-
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ok a new choice 3 has been added, have a threesome, feel like a boss
Aug 23 2011 9:39PM
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J.M
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at the same time???

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Aug 23 2011 9:42PM
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[creative]
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wendy reminds me of wendy from southpark.... but anyways wendy is where its at, wendy wants you, sally might just wanna talk about her day and stuff.
Aug 23 2011 9:44PM
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Funkadelic
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Take them both to pound town.
Aug 23 2011 9:44PM
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Lax_Bro40
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Put them in your phone as Slampiece 1 and Slampiece 2....then let them see it.
Aug 23 2011 9:46PM
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Funkadelic
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This is the obvious plan.
Aug 23 2011 9:46PM
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Lax_Bro40
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What he should be doing is researching what one has daddy issues....
Aug 23 2011 9:49PM
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rockyhockey11187
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yo bro, you totally forgot the natty light and handle of captain morgan's
Aug 23 2011 9:51PM
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emilyiscool
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and dont forget to end with - it was chill.
Aug 23 2011 9:52PM
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J.M
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start sexting, send pics to both.....countdown to vaginatown

Aug 23 2011 9:57PM
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.spaghetticat.
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ladysmen cult
Aug 23 2011 9:58PM
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Funkadelic
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This, get a pack of natty light bottles. Then you're golden. She'll think you're classy and shit.
Aug 23 2011 9:58PM
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Lax_Bro40
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captain morgan and natty light are for poors
Aug 23 2011 9:59PM
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AWALLRUS.
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PICS?

AND PICK THE EASIEST ONE
Aug 23 2011 10:01PM
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Master_Debater
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take each one on a date, bring them to subway, have them pick your sandwhich for you, which ever sandwhich you like more, is the one you shall get with.
Aug 23 2011 10:03PM
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-GL-
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i have requested an invite
Aug 23 2011 10:06PM
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AWALLRUS.
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Aug 23 2011 10:07PM
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-GL-
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"wendy"screenshot20110823at101g.png
Aug 23 2011 10:15PM
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-GL-
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"sally"screenshot20110823at100.png
Aug 23 2011 10:16PM
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-GL-
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and i know they're not the best looking girls but they're decent i guess
Aug 23 2011 10:17PM
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J.M
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cant tell if it will be removed or not...
Aug 23 2011 10:27PM
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AWALLRUS.
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YOU FOOL!

IF YOURE ON FACEBOOK, GO TO A PICTURE, AND CLICK REFRESH AND IT SHOULD SHOW THE PICTURE IN NON-THEATER MODE
Aug 23 2011 10:28PM
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Newschooleri.
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both?
Aug 23 2011 10:29PM
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-GL-
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wait what.. did the pictures not work?
Aug 23 2011 10:30PM
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J.M
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correct, they dont work...
Aug 23 2011 10:31PM
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AWALLRUS.
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NO
Aug 23 2011 10:32PM
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-GL-
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i suck at posting pictures sorry guys hopefully this works
"sally"
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"wendy"
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ns please pardon me if this doesnt work
Aug 23 2011 10:39PM
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J.M
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facepalm

[IMG][/IMG]

Aug 23 2011 10:41PM
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malonius_funk
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IT NOO WORKY WORK.!!!!!!!
Aug 23 2011 10:43PM
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colleenator
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youre 15. have fun
Aug 23 2011 10:45PM
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-GL-
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this is my last try i am a fucking idiot
'wendy'
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"sally"
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please work
Aug 23 2011 10:46PM
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emilyiscool
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go for option 1
Aug 23 2011 10:46PM
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soulskier
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well, short term it'll be fun, yes. long term, i dont know if a solid 7 is worth losing a friend.
Aug 23 2011 10:47PM
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J.M
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first one
Aug 23 2011 10:47PM
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Jibbin_Ur_Face
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Or just don't be 15 years old
Aug 23 2011 10:50PM
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AWALLRUS.
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I KINDA LIKE WENDY BETTER
Aug 23 2011 10:51PM
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dispatchQ_main
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This is soooo easy man. Plug as much as you can in highschool or you will regret it!

Hook up with wendy, youre friend will get mad at her not you, usually happens like that. Then that gal sall will resent you for about a week but after that apologize gifts etc. you should know the proper way to make up with a girl if your asking this. Then act like you never knew she had feelings for you and say you'de be willing to explore them further with her. Have at least 2 months of plugging and try to meet as much of her friends as possible and become close with them to open more options in your future once sally is used like a 96 civic. Have fun.


I know this will work. Sally won't realize she has feelings for you untill your with another girl. Or she never liked you and you keep stickin it down wendys throat.

Aug 23 2011 10:53PM
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PattyC
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Dance with them at a club party or a concert - alcohol= confidence and puss
Aug 24 2011 12:19AM
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SwaggerJester5
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Take it from somebody who is married, be your self around both of these girls and get a chance to have a one-on-one contact with them. It could turn out she still has feelings for your friend. But seriously friends with both the girls 1st then once your feelings start getting deeper for one then go for her.

Hope this helps you out, I know it sounds gay but women, real women love a gentlemen!
Aug 24 2011 2:19AM
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saxon
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rock paper scissors.

failing that, option 1.
Aug 24 2011 3:08AM
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