Replying to Newschoolers... Teach me how to piss in public

NS it has been a lifelong plague for me. I can do all kinds of dumb shit that takes balls, but for the life of me i CANNOT PEE IN PUBLIC! i have no prob whippin out my dick, but the piss just dont come.

i need some techniques cause it is the worst thing ever to have a clotted up bladder when theres no bathroom or woods around. i mean, my stage right goes drastically down the more beer i drink, but it fuggin SUCKS

hellllllp