I just ate a toasted tomato sandwich and it was so delicious I had to share.
How to make a prime toasted tomato sandwich:
1. Go to local market
2. Pick out the finest Oroweat 12 grain bread.
3. Purchase the freshest redest tomatoes you can find
4. Go home.
Step 2
1. Start by throwing 2 pieces of bread into the toaster
2. Slice up a tomato
3. When toast comes out of toaster spread Hellmans mayonase on both sides of the bread (use alot)
4. put tomato on bread and sprinkle salt on top
5. eat its so fucking good
6. ?????
7. Orgasm
Final product should look like this.
Add bacon for increased pleasure.
That is all, good night NS
