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Planet of the apes or the matrix?

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Benseleit
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I'm debating which will happen first: monkeys & the like rivaling our intelligence or computers using humans as power. it has replaced my debate over who would win in a battle between yoda and dumbledore. opinions on both would help put my mind to ease
Aug 22 2011 3:00AM
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TACO-DOG.exe
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Uhhhhh
Aug 22 2011 3:02AM
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Benseleit
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yeah kind of a mindfuck
Aug 22 2011 3:04AM
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Scott0_robot0
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the matrix is happening as we speak.
Aug 22 2011 3:06AM
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eheath
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2012 will happen first
Aug 22 2011 3:22AM
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[tk]
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definitely the matrix. we'll just slaughter the apes.
Aug 22 2011 3:27AM
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Benseleit
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shit you're right eheath
Aug 22 2011 3:27AM
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Benseleit
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dude have you seen Rise of the Planet of the Apes
Aug 22 2011 3:28AM
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TACO-DOG.exe
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Well, if the monkeys are living on earth aka the matrix....
Aug 22 2011 3:31AM
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dreadyboy
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computers and yoda
Aug 22 2011 3:38AM
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las.
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Technological_singularity
Aug 22 2011 3:38AM
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MN_Nice
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I'm still waiting on Y2K...
Aug 22 2011 3:40AM
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Benseleit
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these are the answers i am leaning toward. need some evidence though. thanks pomlkab now i can spend all night reading that
Aug 22 2011 3:42AM
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dreadyboy
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Well yoda is basically a wizard except he doesn't need a wand, he's like ninja quick and has a badass lightsaber, so in a battle he could hold his own against dumbledore's spells and then chop his wand in half, then dumbledore would be straight fucked.

And it just seems like since we evolved from apes they wouldn't evolve into anything else. Computers are still constantly advancing and we can't really say what they'll be like in the future, so it just seems more likely them taking over than apes.
Aug 22 2011 4:34AM
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MN_Nice
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You joking? Two words: Avada Kadavra and boom, Yoda is done.
Aug 22 2011 4:44AM
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dreadyboy
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but he's dumbledore he would never use that, and even if he did yoda could jump out of the way or absorb it with his light saber or some force shit
Aug 22 2011 4:52AM
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theabortionator
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I'll just ignore your op and rock the thread title.


The matrix is a far superior movie
Aug 22 2011 5:25AM
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soulskier
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the rising of the apes will eventually lead to the creation of the matrix, apes are behind all of it
Aug 22 2011 6:26AM
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Benseleit
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right Yoda has the force+lightsaber, but dumbledore has the power to summon whatever whenever and make anything happen. but Yoda can manipulate his surroundings using the force, including the magic dumbledore uses?

good point on the apes.

Aug 22 2011 2:07PM
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Benseleit
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+dumbledore and yoda are the non-violent, peaceful leaders of their respective worlds, so they would reach an agreement without fighting. but it would be sweet if they fought
Aug 22 2011 2:11PM
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TheHamburglar
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they'd probably spark one and philosophize, and intertwine magic and the force for stoney entertainment.

also matrix will happen first. we have AC 130s, apes dont stand a chance.
Aug 22 2011 2:16PM
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SgtSteamy
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The likelihood of another species of hominidae, rivaling our intelligence anytime soon, I'd say is slim. Evolutionary changes typically take place over very long periods of time. While short bursts of mutations are possible, we humans would probably have a pretty firm grasp as the dominate ape species.

The matrix scenario, while wild, I would guess is far more likely. Our computing power continues to grow at a pace that would almost undoubtedly reach that point before another species could ever compete with us. I read in a time article that we could be in a "computers building computers" scenario in less than 50 years. Do I believe this? I'm skeptical....

But if I was in a casino and told I HAD to bet on the two... I'd definitely put my money on the matrix scenario first. Although I don't know it would be as grim as the Matrix... And obviously I'm assuming a far more practical version of each story. Super computers / robots likely wouldn't use us for "batteries" because we would need to be fed... Which would require enormous amounts of food and just be more inefficient than just killing us in the first place.

All of the is speculative... I didn't even cite anything so don't take this post too seriously :) Train your brain to be skeptical :)
Aug 22 2011 2:20PM
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Benseleit
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haha yes.
Aug 22 2011 2:23PM
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theline
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they only took over cause a plague wiped out mankind and they were just chillin in the woods till all the humans died. if it actually came down to a fight the military would be having an ape bbq in a couple of hours.
Aug 22 2011 2:46PM
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DirtYStylE
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Neither will happen.


Nothing can rise to challenge the humans. We have too many people/resources at our disposal


The matrix is possible, but way too unreasonable. Humans do nothing but waste, I doubt that even a computer could come up with a way to "harvest" humans for energy. There just so many different, better ways to get energy.

Computers will eventually take over, I can almost guarantee it. It could be anywhere from total annihilation to something more along the lines of Futurama. If we are able to build something that is smarter than us, then it builds something thats smarter than itself...
Aug 22 2011 5:27PM
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Anathema
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wait wait wait, if humans are being bred into little goo pods to provide energy to the machines, what's happening to all the apes? wouldn't they produce just as much energy as a person? biologically, they aren't that different.

does that mean the apes are going to be harvested next, and then we'll have an ape neo who is rescued by an ape team that lives in the real world who will become the one in the MATRIX OF THE APES?!
Aug 22 2011 5:37PM
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RubberSoul
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computers... technology progresses exponentially, evolution is a slow process from our perspective
Aug 22 2011 5:49PM
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razors-chaz
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Neither. My money would be an iRobot style future.
Aug 22 2011 6:23PM
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Anathema
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my money is on us progressively getting more and more out of shape until we lose all muscle mass and exist simply as brains in jars with a pair of eyes and fingers. what else do we need, really. that's all people do even now - online dating, online entertainment, online schooling, online communication, online work - just imagine when we get even more technologically advanced.

as soon as physical labor ceases to exist and man power is irrelevant, we're going to become exactly that.
Aug 22 2011 6:33PM
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*Koolaid*
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Rise of the planet of the apes sucked massive walrus dong. Terrible movie.
Aug 22 2011 6:39PM
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geteducated
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Aug 22 2011 6:41PM
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k-rob
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yeah this.
Aug 22 2011 6:43PM
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ohmythugaim
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inb4 the singularity and our brains will be uploaded to computers in 50 years.
Aug 22 2011 6:59PM
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Benseleit
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this made me poop
Aug 22 2011 8:45PM
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