Spent my first night in jail Friday....

SO this weekend was a pretty interesting learning experience for me. This isnt a fuck tha police thread or some kind of stupid bragging thread. Just thought I would share my story and maybe make people think twice about being retarded when they're drunk. ( If you can think at the time)
   
    Out at the bars havin a good time all night, im wasted and Its about 330am when I realize my buddy disappeared so I go out to look for him. I walk outside and see a squad car right outside,lights on, at the bar and I laugh to myself "I wonder who the fuckin retard that got out of hand tonight is in the car?" So being in my drunken state of mind I decide to investigate for myself while the cops are busy pushing other people back. I get right up to the window and immediately see my friend in the back in cuffs with the saddest puppy dog face i've ever seen in my life. I see him mouth the words "Help me please" as the cops came up behind me and pushes me back into the crowd of people. I turn around and approach the officer as hes walking away asking him what did my friend do. As soon as he realized I was approaching him he turned around and blasted me with his flashlight in the face and charged me, pushing me back as im screaming at him what did my friend do once again. He told me to shut the fuck up and get back. I gave up right after that and started my walk to the police station down the road.
  
    I was on a drunken mission to bail my friend out. I walk into the police station and no ones at the front window. An officer sitting a ways back at a desk yells across the room what I needed. I proceeded to tell him that im here to bail my friend out and that they just picked him up. He told me that my friend wasnt getting out anytime soon. I asked what he did to get picked up and the officer just told me to get out of the police station. I said "No what did my friend do I just want to know why hes here." He then stood up and said in a pretty firm voice "You gotta get the hell out of here right now!" I said one more time " What did my friend do thats all I want to know". The officer said go get him guys and 2 officers ran through the doors. I put my hands on the wall then they grabbed me, threw me on the floor(I tried to show I wasn't gonna put up a fight but I guess they felt the need to rough me up a bit anyways) and threw cuffs on me. When they brought me in my friend was behind me while I was getting processed. As I walked by him when they brought me to my cell he whispered sorry to me and I told him not to worry bout it because it wasn't his fault. Jail isn't as fun as lil wayne describes it. I stayed up the rest of the night listening to some drunk asshole with the loudest snore i've ever heard.

      When I got released in the morning there was a judge there that gave me a court date and told me I was arrested for trespassing. Turns out my buddy blacked out while we were at the bar, went into the bathroom and just started breaking shit. Fourth degree criminal mischief and the intent to damage property. The worst part is is my friend is on probation so he may end up going back to jail. He was less than a month away from getting off too. So in the end my buddy is a retard, Im retarded for not listening to the cops, and had to learn it the hard way with a night in a jail and probably a decent fine for trespassing. My friend....not so lucky right now. We will find out whats going to happen to him on Tuesday.


Sparknotes: I spent Friday night in jail, just read it... or don't, you're choice.